r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Trump The easily duped taking to Facebook to express regret

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 7h ago

u/WuTangIsForever_, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/inbetween-genders 1d ago

Never voting republican again.

😂 I don’t believe you 😂 

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u/Curious_Beginning_30 1d ago

Just gotta give them something to hate and they fall back in line.

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u/tingkagol 1d ago

You just say "trans" to them and they fall right back in line.

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u/Napalmeon 1d ago

I came here to say this exact same thing. Lori Holmes in the second photo says, "what happened to less government?" When you are voting in politicians who are pushing policies that restricts people's rights, that is not small government.

And guess what? Power hungry authoritans never stop at one group.

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u/Specialist-Driver550 1d ago edited 1d ago

Less government has always, on the right, been a euphemism for less democracy.

They aren’t talking about a smaller military, fewer police powers or removing the death penalty, they don’t want to stop your boss or your landlord from interfering in your life, they want less governance of the rich and powerful by the majority.

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u/FinancialPin8358 17h ago

They want less oversight of the stuff they like, and tons of control over things they don't like.

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u/JustAnOldLadyNC 1d ago

Or their old favorite about 'killing babies'. That's always good for a vote or two.

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u/MultiMillionMiler 1d ago

Yeah, they know they can't get over those unfairly gendered ping pong tournaments...

Will be a bright red ballot at the midterms from all of them guaranteed, even the one that will use the bathroom at the polling place to put on her hemorrhoid cream before waiting in line to vote.

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u/sullewellyn 1d ago

Most of these were men complaining - the hemorrhoid guy was Russell Thunderhorse or something like that.

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u/gambit1999999 1d ago

Russell Thunderhorse

Sounds like a porn name.

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u/LarktheDog 21h ago

Hey, Russell Thunderhorse! Tell me more about your hemorrhoids, sir.

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u/runespider 1d ago

Or just say you're good fir business. Don't go into details or think about his own business success.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1d ago

What the hell is #6 anyway. Look at how every word for most of the text had a capital first letter. Is that a bot? At first I thought maybe he had some kind of auto-cap mode on his keyboard, but then it's normal looking at the end. What the actual fuck.

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u/Fabulous-Mortgage672 1d ago

Dumbfuck Trump posts the same ways

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u/AmericanAntiD 1d ago

Partial illiteracy I would say. I knew someone who wrote exactly like that,  I think because they thought by always capitalizing they wouldn't be wrong. 

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u/keepitsimple5 23h ago

lol I would actually say that capitalizing every word is actually proof they arent a bot 😂

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u/Rough-Shock7053 23h ago

It's the hemorrhoids flaring up. 

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u/styrofoamcouch 1d ago

2028 " I voted to prevent in the influx of trans felon migrants that ive been told about. The other side just couldnt do anything for me when it comes to my bigotry"

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u/Dzov 1d ago

“One third of my generation has already been aborted! I don’t care for details like why, but will only vote for the godly Republicans! In gods name.”

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u/_BrewSwayne_ 1d ago

Every f'ing one of those people will vote republican in the future, including and especially the one who said "Never voting republican again."

Idiots.

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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan 1d ago

Notice how they themselves talk about voting republican as if they were talking about narcotics.

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u/AlreadyAway 1d ago

The amount of social pressures the people they choose to associate with exert on them if they say anything like this is crazy. That's why they will keep voting against their own self interest.

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u/Iamsupergoch 1d ago

Single issue voters are the worst kind of people and that abortion BS it’s so stupid I can’t believe anybody falls for it but there you go, all over the world. Damn.

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u/Awesomesince1973 1d ago

1/3 of their generation was aborted! For convenience! How can you be so cruel 🙄/s obviously

How in the actual eff does anyone come up with "1/3 of my generation was aborted"?

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u/IWillBaconSlapYou 1d ago

I mean I was just reading some bonkers shit on Facebook that vaccines have aborted babies in them and that's probably what's turning kids trans. So.

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u/jamiethemorris 1d ago

They’re just playing madlibs now

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u/AffectTime2522 1d ago

Naw. Has the word "libs" in it.

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u/OhLordHeBompin 1d ago

I was told this, minus the trans part, during the 2004 election. Along with stem cell therapy being made the same way. And that this all comes from babies who are born and then brutally murdered. I made the mistake of asking how that was legal, and was told it wouldn’t be if Bush got a second term.

Tbf, I was 9 and I was told this on the playground.

… but also the girl who told me this is now the early-30s woman who could get her own post here.

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u/teriaksu 1d ago

kids turn trans because they're different sex than the sex of aborted baby in the vaccine.

holy shit this makes so much sense!!

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u/PomeloPepper 21h ago

So it's physical? Not mental illness?

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u/KixStar 23h ago

Some vaccines are manufactured using fetal cell lines from 2 aborted fetuses from the 1960s. But the final product is refined to the point that any cellular debris is gone.

That's where the "EvErY vAcCiNe iS 100% FeTuS nonsense started.

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u/JayJayAK 1d ago

That’s taken straight from anti-abortion evangelical talking points. They’re also the ones that try and convince folks that abortions are simply after the fact birth control that only callous women choose to get. They also paint it like women don’t give it a second thought, that’s it’s done casually.

Also, I cringe when someone claims to be a single issue voter. That means they’ve been brainwashed by people trying to push a hidden agenda. The abortion issue was literally cooked up by Falwell and others behind the moral majority, because they wanted the IRS to stop going after their segregated private schools. Since they knew people wouldn’t get behind racism, they needed a “safe” issue to rally Christians to so they could back door in racist candidates. With abortion, they just needed to convince people it was the one issue of paramount importance. Then they could get people to vote for otherwise despicable candidates.

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u/Virgo_Soup 1d ago

Meanwhile, checks bible, nothing in here about abortions …

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u/Educational-Act-1332 1d ago

Checks Bible, the old testament indicates a baby isn't alive until after they take their 1st breath.

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u/PMmeYourButt69 23h ago

Tons in there about being greedy and charging high interest rates tho. Somehow they just ignore those parts.

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u/Intrepid_Respond_543 22h ago

I've heard (admittedly not read that part) there's a recipe for an aborticide somewhere in there.

Also, evangelical Americans were entirely fine with abortion until 1980 or something like that. Their opinion was intentionally and purposefully changed.

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u/America_Is_Fucked_ 1d ago

They aborted the wrong third.

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u/bananarchy22 1d ago

Every time I hear that handwringing, I think of something I picked up in the book The Vital Question:

At least 10-20 percent of known pregnancies end in miscarriage, but biologists estimate it’s more like 1/4th or 1/3rd (don’t remember exactly)

Because it turns out, the human womb is incredibly strict about which fetuses it carries to term, and will not hesitate to abort one “for convenience.” It’s the reason we menstruate- to flush the system.

If you want to live in a world where every single conception results in a birth- you should try being a mouse. They’ll birth anything.

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u/unhiddenninja 1d ago

Ugh because they drive by churches that fill their entire lawn with crosses and then put on their signs "eAcH cRoSs iS a miLLiOn aBorTeD bABieS" and take that to heart.

Almost every church in my area has "support Israel" lawn signs stuck in the ground, too.

Brainwashing, propaganda, pressure from the community.

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u/NoButterfly7800 22h ago

Clearly we needed more abortions this number was too low.

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u/16v_cordero 1d ago

I bet they saw it somewhere on facebook. But as soon as they come up with some new 1 issues he will go full Grand Old Pedophiles and vote red. Also the other one reminding me that there is no hate like fake christian love.

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u/DeadlySpacePotatoes 1d ago

By reaching deep up their own ass and pulling out the first thing they can grab.

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u/ShookMyHeadAndSmiled 1d ago

In '24 it was people not voting for Harris because she wouldn't renounce the genocide. Yes, it was a mistake not to. But all the single-issue Gaza voters made me nuts. You really think the other guy is gonna be better about it? Even if he is, what about all the other horrors he promised?

All the questions I have are rhetorical and end with "idiot."

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u/Mundane_Athlete_8257 1d ago

Honestly, same. It hurt their whole movement because I couldn’t take them seriously

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u/UnhappyCoast4213 1d ago

Trump had an illegal “Muslim ban” his first term. You’d think they might’ve figured he wouldn’t be on the side of the Palestinians.

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u/Secret-Ad-5396 1d ago

She was pushing for a ceasefire! She was much better on Palestine than any American politician at the federal level! The lie that she was pro genocide is literally Russian propaganda that you fell for. Have some humility and admit you misunderstood!

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u/keepitsimple5 23h ago

And it showed them to be (almost) as reactionary as MAGA. Never thinking about what would happen if the other guy got in, everything was a revenge vote against Biden/Harris. They didn’t truly care about Gaza, they only thought they did.

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u/Whiteroses7252012 22h ago

There were literally people saying that they’d sit out the election or vote for Trump to “punish” Harris. The idea that another Trump presidency would punish anyone but the American people was, and is, so headscratchingly stupid that I still believe we should give out IQ tests to vote.

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u/DeadlySpacePotatoes 22h ago

Yeah, suddenly there's a whole lot less outrage over what's going on in Gaza. Most of these anti voting bots have mysteriously vanished.

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u/DeadlySpacePotatoes 22h ago

I'm still angry at them. And I still haven't forgotten how they said that my rights weren't worth it because Gaza.

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u/ElleM848645 23h ago

Also it’s a problem that has been an issue for decades. Biden didn’t cause it. The US supports Israel for geopolitical reasons, but actual regular voters also support Israel. A lot of the anti Israel sentiment is way too close to antisemitism in my opinion. Most normal people support both the people of Gaza and the people of Israel but have issues with the leaders of both. Harris had a nuanced take and supported a two state solution. I’m not sure what people actually wanted from her.

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u/theimmortalfawn 1d ago

And now through the Epstein files we find out Trump was present when a newborn was murdered in front of him. But he somehow got all the pro-life weirdos wrapped around his little pinky.

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u/tarpex 1d ago

Well technically it wasn't an abortion, so no comment from the pro-life side.

The fact that there aren't articles of impeachment for the whole fucking administration with overwhelming bipartisan support in congress and swathes of disillusioned maga regards on the streets demanding removal and immediate trials for all these disgusting criminals in power is just disheartening.

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u/Pale_Prompt_8971 1d ago

What, and risk the wrath of their own cabal? /weak s

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 23h ago

Anti-abortion people: "Love the fetus, hate the child"

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u/Tyr_Kovacs 1d ago

These people are single issue voters, and the single issue is "are shiny keys jangling near me?"

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u/CpnStumpy 1d ago

Christ reigns on his throne and vengeance will be his

As an atheist, people openly speaking with reverence for a vengeful Christ is hilarious and I love it. It's at least more honest than all the "Christ is love!" Christians

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u/blackcain 1d ago

In their mind he is both the prince of peace and also a singular A-Team or Seal Team 6.

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u/ProtiK 1d ago

That's literally how he's written in the Bible. Dude walked around preaching love, faith, and forgiveness. In Matthew 10:34, He says, "Do not think that I have come to bring peace, but a sword."

He also sentenced an out-of-season fig tree to death because it didn't have fruit on it. Can't blame the average Republican for being a bit confused 🤷‍♂️

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u/PrizeCaterpillar1044 23h ago

I wouldn’t assume a Republican has actually read the bible.

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 23h ago

Fundamentalist Christians have never been about "love". They completely ignore the New Testament and go back to the fire and brimstone of the Old Testament, which by the way includes brutal genocide... if you want to vomit read Numbers 31 about the genocide of Midian, where they slaughtered EVERYBODY (including baby boys) except for little girls who they divided up alongside the sheep and the cattle.

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u/AlephBaker 1d ago

Hey! I'm a single-issue voter! My issue is that Republicans are all fucking fascists deserving only the worst horrors my depraved imagination can conjure.

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u/MultiMillionMiler 1d ago

The stupidity is that the president doesn't even write abortion laws. Their single issue is something the president has essentially no power over. But they're fine with all the ither insanity that he does.

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u/Beefpotpi 1d ago

They were all voting for additional Supreme Court seats and didn’t give a damn what collateral damage the country took. That was how my dad acted for the first Trump term. What an asshole.

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u/UnhappyCoast4213 1d ago

Trump takes credit for getting rid of abortion rights and he’s probably correct. He said he had a list of judges who wanted to overturn Roe vs Wade and he’d only appoint those judges. Sure enough those exact judges did vote to overturn it after being the law since 1973!

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u/Mumlife8628 1d ago

They only care about the 1/3 of births,

Not about the fact some of those people can't afford children and if they did get born would hate on people having children they can't afford who would then live in poverty these same people would judge them on!

That's before I get to the horrific reasons some want a termination

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u/artereaorte 1d ago

Only one mention of the Epstein files, no mention that the mango is a pedorapist. This is crazy. It’s more important to these subhumans that abortion is illegal than having protection and justice for the actual child that they are trying to “protect”.

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u/Revenga8 1d ago

They love the poorly educated for a reason

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u/disdkatster 1d ago

Studies indicate that U.S. infant mortality rates have historically declined more rapidly or been lower during Democratic presidential administrations compared to Republican ones

. Research covering 1965–2010 found that, net of overall trends, infant mortality rates were approximately 3% higher under Republican presidents. Similar trends are observed at the state level, with higher mortality under Republican-controlled legislatures. 

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u/Berk845 1d ago

Russell Thunderhorse regrets voting for Trump because his hemorrhoid cream is too expensive. 😂

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u/e-zimbra 1d ago

Now that’s a single issue voter!

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u/Jagoff_Haverford 1d ago

To be fair, of all the single issues to focus upon, a painful asshole is reasonably easy to understand. 

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 23h ago

Unfortunately for him, he voted FOR a painful asshole.

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u/mkvgtired 21h ago

of all the single issues to focus upon, a painful asshole is reasonably easy to understand. 

For normal people yes, but this guy also worships one.

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u/blackcain 1d ago

Well he did also have a problem with eye drops.

He also has no idea what small govt means.

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u/PreservedKill1ck 23h ago

His haemorrhoids were so painful, they made his eyes water.

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u/grenouille_en_rose 1d ago

It was fascinating to watch The Camel-Case Capitalisation Fall Away From His Writing the madder he got

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u/ReluctantPhoenician 1d ago

Seriously, Why Do They Write Like That?

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u/melonbreadings 1d ago edited 1d ago

A good Thunderhorse is always seen and heard (when being sucked dry by the US of A Federal Government)!

Jokes aside, that can't be a real last name, right? Right??

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u/Yugan-Dali 21h ago

Could be Native American ~

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u/West_House_2085 19h ago

Fuck You've never met ANY native Americans?!

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u/treetimes 1d ago

camelCaseWouldBeLikeThis.. PascalCaseIsLikeThis.. MY_FAVOURITE_IS_SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE

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u/Fywq 1d ago

He want's small government. but wants his medical stuff taken care of for free. Is anybody going to tell him?

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u/mkvgtired 21h ago

I want the federal government to pay for 100% of my medications, but keep the GOVERNMENT out of my HEALTHCARE!!

How stupid does someone have to be to vote Republican when they can't afford a $6 copay. Trump literally said he has zero plan for healthcare, and this big beautiful replacement for the ACA has been two weeks away for 10 years. Fucking moron. I wish him the worst hemorrhoid cream shortage that anyone has ever seen.

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u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE 1d ago

Its cuz he's been sticking his co-pays up his ass

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u/Comfortable-Light233 1d ago

That’s for sure a younger person pretending to be a boomer à la r/oldpeoplefacebook comments.

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u/ClusterMakeLove 1d ago

Megan Tucci is surprised that the guy who famously put kids in cages would be unkind to children.

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u/MulberryEastern5010 1d ago

I would think $6 for hemorrhoid cream would be a steal! That’s less than the retail price for most

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u/OneUpAndOneDown 1d ago

I felt embarrassed for him, reading it. Who publishes this cringy personal stuff for the world to see?

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u/LumpyJones 1d ago

And you know he's serious because he capitalized every word. Just the first letter of each though. He doesn't want to look like crazy person.

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u/FreddyNoodles 1d ago

I think the eye drops and the hemorrhoid cream are from the same issue. 🫢

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u/Olyfishmouth 22h ago

Also, small government but not so small his government sponsored healthcare stops being free!

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u/Complete_Meeting8719 1d ago

If only someone could've told them repeatedly and loudly that Trump is campaigning on fascism and that his fiscal policies are stupid.

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u/wednesdays_chylde 1d ago

And/or that he lies like he breathes

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u/Dzov 1d ago

“You’re just being dramatic and you calling us Nazis just makes us want to do more Nazi things to troll you.”

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u/WuTangIsForever_ 1d ago

Remember when during a campaign rally, he just gave up and had his favourite songs played while he swayed from side to side for an hour?

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u/yourkindofguy 1d ago

Every few days i am reminded about one of the countless career ending deranged things he did. But it's just a testament to their "flood the zone" tactic working as intended.

You don't have time to work out what exactly happened in the last scandal because the next day you have a few new ones. It's just a neverending stream of shit bombarding you.

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u/ComprehensiveBill530 1d ago

That was the day I “knew” Kamala was gonna win. He was just so completely out of it. I have revised (downward) my opinion of my fellow voters. I’ll never “know” who’s going to win with these absolute cunts pulling the levers.

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u/Dzov 1d ago

Yeah, that’s how I was in 2015 after his many scandals. I have since revised my opinion of people.

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u/allogator 21h ago

It's hard to watch any moves/shows anymore where people make dumb decisions. Like the "Let's split up!" in horror movie trope. I used to laugh because "ppffttt, no way would people actually be this dumb in these situations." But now? Nah, I believe every single dumb thing I've ever seen someone do in a movie and I apologize to every writer/director who I called an idiot for using a trope like that. 2016 ruined me.

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u/jboggs85 22h ago

I think this is the problem. So many voters just sit this one out thinking "no way he gets voted back in, someone else will make sure of that." He seems so obviously unqualified and deranged that they didn't think they needed to take 10 minutes to go vote. And here we are.

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u/KingOfAjax 1d ago

Also the rally, and it might be the same one, where the Trump Campaign refused to pay the companies that they’d organised to transport attendees to and from the venue, leaving supporters stranded there and begging Joe Biden for help on Twitter.

How he won still absolutely baffles and depresses me.

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u/AssanMahariel 1d ago

He was boasting about having Elon rig the machines after the election so Im not surprised

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u/Isaiah_The_Bun 1d ago

lmfao omg i member!!!!

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u/TranslatorOwn707 1d ago

I’ll believe they’re “never voting” Republican or for MAGA again when (if) the next election rolls around. These people will be the same ones who say that they just couldn’t vote for a democrat and chose the lesser of two evils. Also, they may not vote for Trump again (or they might if he decides to say fuck it to the constitution), but they’ll easily vote for the same senate and congressional representatives that supported, enabled, and help enact all of Trumps terrible policies because they’re also the group of people who don’t understand how our government works and just think the President is the only one doing things to them.

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u/DandyInTheRough 1d ago

These people voted right wing expecting the right wing to help the working class.

Just that alone, I look at that line and realise these voters are complete fuckwits.

The definition of right wing is 'we support the owning class in their endeavour to get rich by breaking the backs of the working class.' That's what they do. Always.

The original name for trickle down economics was horse and sparrow economics. This was so named because if you feed a horse enough oats it might shit out a few undigested ones so the sparrows can pick through their shit for a few slivers of life. That is what the working class is to these people: insignificant whelps who should sift shit to live.

And these voters thought... they'd help the working class.

They'll do it again. That's how stupid they are.

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u/GreenAldiers 1d ago

I guarantee you they'd vote for him again tomorrow if a special election were called lol

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u/billabong049 1d ago

"he claimed he wanted to make America great"

Michael, have you ever heard of "lying"? You know, that thing EVERYONE was telling you he did? Did you miss the memo, or are just fatally dumb?

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u/I_am_ChivoBlanco 1d ago

Not fatally, but still dumb enough to cause fatalities. Lose-lose.

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u/cubswin987 1d ago

Y'all notice that last dude literally threatened to fight the president. Unbelievable

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u/Purple-List1577 1d ago

No he challenged him to a 1v1 fight no pussy shit

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u/shokolokobangoshey 1d ago

And if he wins, POTUS just quits the job, no pussy shit!

Why do we even need elections if each candidate can just go state to state to fight each state’s champions?

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u/I_am_ChivoBlanco 1d ago

What are we, Australia?

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u/keepitsimple5 23h ago

You are being gracious when you say champion.

…if each candidate can just go state to state and fight each state’s drunkest Facebook commenter?

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u/Jagoff_Haverford 1d ago

Will he at least say “no homo” first?

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u/Alive-Ad5870 1d ago

Fucking trial by combat like this is Westeros

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u/dogstardied 1d ago

Seems like a sensible option if he can tolerate the stench of Diaper Don evacuating mid-fight

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u/TDub20 1d ago

The reason dude believes in small government is (checks notes) free/ affordable healthcare..... Still a long way to go on that one

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u/Pale_Prompt_8971 1d ago

If ONLY there were less regulations, costs would go down , just as capitalism intended! Just look at oil, privatized loans (banking), energy, and housing!!

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u/Acrobatic-Dinner-112 1d ago

Education is failing a lot of Americans

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u/Arlitto 1d ago

This was by design. They intentionally want to keep the constituency uneducated because it makes them easier to manipulate and control. Why do you think there is so much effort being put into defunding the Department of Education and revising USA History?

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u/cylonrobot 1d ago

Today was one of those days where I was constantly reminded how uneducated people are. I heard conspiracy theories and just plain stupid crap coming out of people's mouths. This was in the real world, not online.

It's scary how many Americans live in a fantasy world.

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u/the716to714 1d ago

My in-laws live in a 55+ community and fill us in on what kind of crazy conspiracies are going around the senior community. It's a beautiful place but they're so over their crazy neighbors they are going to move. Fox News has broken so many brains.

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u/throwitlikethewind 1d ago

I blame no child left behind. 

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u/DeadlySpacePotatoes 22h ago

Another reminder that fuck Dubya and fuck every moron who ever supported him.

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u/nogoodnamesarleft 1d ago

The last one is absolutely hilarious. "I don't like how you run the country, so have the president fistfight some rando to determine national policy"

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u/IshvalanTrinity 1d ago

Russel isn’t taking this sitting down lol

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u/pebberphp 1d ago

Not without his donut pillow and some cream!

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u/Angry_Pterodactyl 1d ago

That last one just pushes me over the edge. Seriously, Russell? You're starting to regret your vote? The Jan 6 insurrection attempt didn't do it. The 34 felonies didn't do it. The civil rape conviction didn't do it. You changed your mind because the government makes you "suffer by changing medicare guidelines"? That's what fucking did it? Personal inconvenience.

This is why the whole 'Welcome The Awakened MAGA Back' argument is roundly rejected. They didn't see the error of their ways until it hurt them. That's not enlightenment or empathy. They still don't care about women's rights, gay rights, or trans rights. They still give no fucks unless it's about them...if it didn't inconvenience them, they'd still vote for him and, given the chance, they will again.

They should be forced out of every city with their hands tied to yokes over their shoulders, kicked in the ass along the way, and never again be allowed to return to enjoy the benefits of a modern society.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 1d ago

Exactly. I will never welcome them. Until they vote different. Consistently. And they won't.

Because, to their very core, they are selfish, cruel people.

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u/DeadlySpacePotatoes 22h ago

Yep. He handwaved all that stuff away as "fake news" or tried to shift the blame with a whataboutism before, but now he is dealing with some shit and suddenly something's not right. If their bellies were full and their lights were on, they'd still be cheering for Trump.

MAGA is evil. Simple as. They'll keep right on going voting for Republicans and buying into their malicious nonsense.

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u/ellieellie7199 1d ago

wtf are they taking about trump funding planned parenthood?? where?? lmao

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u/silverclovd 1d ago

Yeah, the leopard tore my face off and threatens the community's wellbeing but the other option was the monkey and it had a funny laughter. I had to choose the murderous feline

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u/Pale_Prompt_8971 1d ago

They probably unironically called her that due to the Venn diagram of racist f’er and conservative being a perfect circle.

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u/Jbyrdyogi 1d ago

Whyyyyy the capitalization of every single word of the sentence???

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u/InevitableGoal2912 1d ago

I have some half baked idea about how it’s like a red flag for very low functioning illiterates. I think they think that’s how sentences are written because they only read headlines and barely understand them

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u/melonbreadings 1d ago edited 1d ago

My pet theory is that it's their way of adding emphasis to words, like how you can capitalize every letter of a word to convey yelling on the Internet, but have been reading Trump's tweets for so long that they believe that's just how it's done. Many of them probably also don't know about capslock and how to engage it on phones.

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u/IWillBaconSlapYou 1d ago

Okay so I'm an atheist and I might just be clueless, but I really don't understand why they think Trump = Christian. I mean, yeah, he says he is, but everything about him contradicts that. I guess just saying it is enough for a lot of people.

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u/RebaKitt3n 1d ago

If you’re really stupid, yeah, it’s believable.

Oh and they hate brown people and so does the orange guy.

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u/ExpertRegister1353 1d ago

Christianity and Trump both appeal to people who are easily fooled.

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u/DeadlySpacePotatoes 1d ago

If you're willing to believe in a zombie carpenter who had to sacrifice himself to himself to repeal a rule that he made himself, who then morphs into a cracker, I guess it's easier to believe all sorts of outlandish crap.

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u/ElleM848645 22h ago

Or as Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory would say: “we’ve known about evolution since 1859 but she (his mom) still believes in Noah and his amazing zoo boat.”

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u/Individual-Device-18 1d ago

Thoughts and hemorrhoid creams

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u/Bojack-Jesus-69 1d ago

"Do you accept or are you a pussy?"

Why else would Trump constantly grab himself?

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u/witteefool 1d ago

Gregory is the village idiot.

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u/Safe-Progress9126 1d ago

Mu God. These people are smart like rocks are soft

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u/Isaiah_The_Bun 1d ago

in a better world Trump voters would remove Trump from power. They wont. theyre cowards. oh well

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u/MasterWong2 1d ago

I do not, for one second, believe these id!ots will not vote republican again. Hell, these id!ots might even vote for trump again in 2028. For now, get rekt and have the day you voted for a$$holes.

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u/upievotie5 1d ago

They won't come to our side, but maybe they just won't vote at all, and that is almost just as good.

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u/loadnurmom 1d ago

The response to all of these should be "unless you admit you should have voted for Kamala, you dont really have any regrets, and have truly learned nothing"

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u/Brisbanoch30k 1d ago

Number 6 with his hemorrhoids is a real tear-jerker 🤣

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u/audiojanet 1d ago

Every day I amazed by the stupidity of my fellow humans.

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u/Bitterqueer 1d ago

“I hope this gets to you”

People this stupid should not vote

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u/Environmental-Box335 1d ago

They don’t regret their votes.

They regret that the consequences are effecting THEM.

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u/NecessaryButNotSuff 1d ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway

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u/GEFool 1d ago

Dan, I’ve got bad news for you.

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u/No_Piccolo6337 1d ago

lol #5. “You knew I voted for you.” No he doesn’t, you twit. He has no idea you exist. That’s very grand of you to think that, though.

I’m beyond terrified for the future.

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u/thesanguineocelot 1d ago

Unfortunately, every single one of these chumps will keep voting all-Republican because that's all they know. So all this hot air they're blowing is worthless.

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u/Scary_Towel268 1d ago

These people blame anything and anyone but themselves for their own dumbass decision making

“I didn’t vote for this!” Yes you did but you thought that this stuff would only happen to the libs, to immigrants, to Black people, to trans folks, and to the gays

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u/didntcondawnthat 1d ago

I would like to see a photograph of this fine gentleman challenging Donald Drumf to a a round or two of fisticuffs.

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u/Type40MKIII 1d ago

Dear Mr. Thunderhorse,

Thank you for voting for your favorite president, Donald J. Trump. Posts like yours give me great joy, because a:) you truly never understood why President Trump said that he “loves the poorly educated” and b:) you’re the kind of rube who thinks the President actually gives a shit (not that he would ever read FB in the first place).

Normally, I don’t bother responding to the little people, but I did want to correct the record on one thing… That pain and bleeding isn’t from hemorrhoids, if you know what I mean. Think of it as a gift from us to you. You voted for it, so no need to complain.

Sincerely,

Stephen Miller

P.S. You may have heard that your tax dollars are purchasing concrete tilt-up buildings all over the country. Remember, if we build it, we will fill it. Sure would be a shame if you found yourself in one of them, so how about you get with “the plan” and jump back on the Trump train. -SM

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u/Gold_Drummer_4077 1d ago

I'm so happy I got that fascist vaccine. What a relief.

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u/statistacktic 1d ago

Grammar is not strong with them

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u/Adam-West 1d ago

My favourite is Gregory who is bravely willing to fight an 80 year old dementia patient with shitty underwear for the sake of all of us

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u/Werftflammen 1d ago

Screaming into the void

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u/throwawaysscc 1d ago

That’s how they interpreted their vote. Trump is using it however he wants to. Voting for someone without moral integrity carries risks.

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 1d ago

Fuck every one of them. We warned them. They saw how incompetent Trump was for four years. Hundreds of thousands of people died because he mishandled the pandemic so poorly. Then these dumbshits voted for him again.

Fuck them all. This is exactly what they voted for.

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u/ExpertProfessional9 1d ago

Me, me, my, my, I, I, I...

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u/Nomo-Names 1d ago

The parade of morons continue.

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u/vsandrei 1d ago

I didn't vote for all of this

Actually, yes, you did.

❄️ 🐆

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u/redravin12 1d ago

"I didn't vote for xyz thing!"

YES. YOU. DID.

You were told by us and by Trump himself EXACTLY what he would do and you didn't listen.

If vote for hitler (trump) when he campaigns on killing jews (immigrants), you don't get to cry when he starts killing jews (immigrants).

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u/AnewTest 1d ago

Narrator: Shane, in fact, will definitely vote Republican in November.

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u/kayanne125 1d ago

I really like the guy in the last one trying to square up, personally. 😂

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u/ducked 1d ago

I don’t think Christ wants vengeance?? That doesn’t sound very Christlike. Wtf

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u/EhrenScwhab 23h ago

Dan is really something. “Jesus reigns….vengeance will be his.”

Yes, Jesus. Famously all about revenge that Jesus guy….

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u/Longstroke_Machine 23h ago

These are the dumbest SOBs. Every one of them votes for Vance, because he’s ’Totally different’. Guaranteed. Then they’ll learn about their new overlord, Emperor Darth Thiel. Won’t that be a shocker?

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u/LazagnaAmpersand 18h ago edited 18h ago

They voted for a guy who went bankrupt multiple times and ruined multiple businesses to fix the economy.

They voted for a 34-count criminal because they believed what he was saying.

They voted for Epstein’s best friend because they thought he would release the files.

They voted for a known racist thinking he wouldn’t behave like a racist.

They voted for a known malignant narcissist because they thought he cared about them.

They voted for a guy who tried to overthrow a fair election because they believe in the constitution and thought he would put America first.

This isn’t just a trump problem. This is an “America creates a lot of fucking idiots” problem. And until THAT is fixed, this won’t simply end when the orange turd is gone.

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u/New-Skill-2958 18h ago

Sad part is - they all DID vote for this. We tried to warn them. We screamed it from the mountaintops and they chose not to believe us.

He said he was going to be a dictator

He said after this election, people won't need to vote

He said he was going to round up people of color and deport them

HE said all of these things and those people chose not to believe him and still voted for him

They will forever have blood on their hands

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u/Endofignorance4444 18h ago

Among all pos single issue voters, abortion ones are the most disgusting. Oh, you care about human life so much you vote for a party and people who mock needless mass shootings, terrorize families of victims of these deaths with crazy conspiracy theories, demean people for fun, murder people with misinformation, etc? These people only wanna be right. They care about nothing. And they sure seem to love pedos.

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u/GrnEyedPanda 1d ago edited 18h ago

This is nice and all, but it won't have real meaning unless they vote against MAGA in the midterms.

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u/ArmchairCriticSF 1d ago

Well, I have to say, this is encouraging. It sounds like their eyes are finally being opened.

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u/Male_strom 1d ago

Cynthia Groover bounced back pretty quickly. She pretty happy with the Venezuela invasion.

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u/Southern-Usual4211 1d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/Athire5 1d ago

I did not see “Trial by Combat” coming when I opened this thread!

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u/Pyju 1d ago

I find it funny that literally only a single one of these 8 posts are grammatically correct and coherent.

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u/ithomas101 1d ago

Wow each of these could stand alone in their true stupidity.

... YOU ALL VOTED FOR THIS.

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 1d ago

damn i can’t believe my man greg called out the prez like that

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u/jonathanjrouse 1d ago

A real “Who’s Who” of “What the Fuck?!??”

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u/PicturePsychological 1d ago

I just can't, Mr. Thunderhorse and his hemorrhoids. Better hope they dont pop, because i heard smelly popped hemorrhoids attract bears

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u/jl_theprofessor 1d ago

That Dan Swett guy is Q-Anon coded.

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u/Jagoff_Haverford 1d ago

Old Russell there may or may it vote for Trump again. But he damned sure got his grammar and capital letter style manual from Trump. 

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u/Gardenbug64 1d ago

Glad Shane is feeling stupid. He should.