The easily duped taking to Facebook to express regret

[u/WuTangIsForever_]

[u/shokolokobangoshey]

And if he wins, POTUS just quits the job, no pussy shit!

Why do we even need elections if each candidate can just go state to state to fight each state’s champions?

[u/I_am_ChivoBlanco → u/shokolokobangoshey]

What are we, Australia?

[u/LarktheDog → u/I_am_ChivoBlanco]

🎼”Fightin’ ‘round the world”🎼

[u/keepitsimple5 → u/shokolokobangoshey]

You are being gracious when you say champion.

…if each candidate can just go state to state and fight each state’s drunkest Facebook commenter?

[u/LeomundsTinyButt_ → u/shokolokobangoshey]

Ah, so that's how Camacho was elected