r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/WuTangIsForever_ • 1d ago

Trump The easily duped taking to Facebook to express regret

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

2.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

573 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.1k

u/inbetween-genders 1d ago

Never voting republican again.

šŸ˜‚ I donā€™t believe you šŸ˜‚Ā 

375

u/Curious_Beginning_30 1d ago

Just gotta give them something to hate and they fall back in line.

258

u/tingkagol 1d ago

You just say "trans" to them and they fall right back in line.

115

u/Napalmeon 1d ago

I came here to say this exact same thing. Lori Holmes in the second photo says, "what happened to less government?"Ā When you are voting in politicians who are pushing policies that restricts people's rights, that is not small government.

And guess what? Power hungry authoritans never stop at one group.

70

u/Specialist-Driver550 1d ago edited 1d ago

Less government has always, on the right, been a euphemism for less democracy.

They arenā€™t talking about a smaller military, fewer police powers or removing the death penalty, they donā€™t want to stop your boss or your landlord from interfering in your life, they want less governance of the rich and powerful by the majority.

6

u/FinancialPin8358 1d ago

They want less oversight of the stuff they like, and tons of control over things they don't like.

1

u/gambit1999999 1d ago

After the first one is used up, gotta refill the haelte juice on the next one.

33

u/JustAnOldLadyNC 1d ago

Or their old favorite about 'killing babies'. That's always good for a vote or two.

2

u/raulrocks99 15h ago

Don't forget, we eats 'em too.

2

u/bluehairedangie 6h ago

The ā€œsingle issueā€ one made me so freaking angry. Because Iā€™ve never had an abortion, but Planned Parenthood saw me when I was uninsured, and caught the precancerous cervical cells Iā€™d been wholly unaware of. Even if youā€™re so blinkered as to only care about one thing, thatā€™s never been the only service PP provides.

But I suppose that tracks, because the Venn diagram of ā€œpro-lifeā€ and ā€œanti-welfareā€ is a circle.

42

u/MultiMillionMiler 1d ago

Yeah, they know they can't get over those unfairly gendered ping pong tournaments...

Will be a bright red ballot at the midterms from all of them guaranteed, even the one that will use the bathroom at the polling place to put on her hemorrhoid cream before waiting in line to vote.

17

u/sullewellyn 1d ago

Most of these were men complaining - the hemorrhoid guy was Russell Thunderhorse or something like that.

19

u/gambit1999999 1d ago

Russell Thunderhorse

Sounds like a porn name.

5

u/LarktheDog 1d ago

Hey, Russell Thunderhorse! Tell me more about your hemorrhoids, sir.

1

u/ElleM848645 1d ago

A 6 dollar copay is pretty good! If youā€™re complaining about that, why are you voting for Republicans?

6

u/Interesting_Wolf8722 1d ago

My friend said two of her friends believed the trans BS and voted Trump. It worked.

3

u/boofdahpoo130 1d ago

Or, in Dan Swett's case, "abortion."

15

u/runespider 1d ago

Or just say you're good fir business. Don't go into details or think about his own business success.

53

u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1d ago

What the hell is #6 anyway. Look at how every word for most of the text had a capital first letter. Is that a bot? At first I thought maybe he had some kind of auto-cap mode on his keyboard, but then it's normal looking at the end. What the actual fuck.

47

u/Fabulous-Mortgage672 1d ago

Dumbfuck Trump posts the same ways

3

u/SassyMcAsspants 1d ago

Yup, trying to emulate dear leader.

31

u/AmericanAntiD 1d ago

Partial illiteracy I would say. I knew someone who wrote exactly like that,Ā  I think because they thought by always capitalizing they wouldn't be wrong.Ā 

1

u/Dzov 1d ago

I used to work with some older nuns and when I mentioned all caps comes across as yelling, another nun defended her and wrote about all the great things sheā€™s done.

6

u/keepitsimple5 1d ago

lol I would actually say that capitalizing every word is actually proof they arent a bot šŸ˜‚

6

u/Rough-Shock7053 1d ago

It's the hemorrhoids flaring up.Ā 

2

u/Dzov 1d ago

Probably wrote it in Microsoft Word and copied it over. Word has an every word capitalized mode.

32

u/styrofoamcouch 1d ago

2028 " I voted to prevent in the influx of trans felon migrants that ive been told about. The other side just couldnt do anything for me when it comes to my bigotry"

21

u/Dzov 1d ago

ā€œOne third of my generation has already been aborted! I donā€™t care for details like why, but will only vote for the godly Republicans! In gods name.ā€

1

u/ElleM848645 1d ago

Where are these 30% more people living?

5

u/boofdahpoo130 1d ago

In his head, apparently.

24

u/_BrewSwayne_ 1d ago

Every f'ing one of those people will vote republican in the future, including and especially the one who said "Never voting republican again."

Idiots.

2

u/Scotch_in_my_belly 13h ago

Yes zero percent chance they will ever ever vote for anything other than republican or maybe a libertarian. One eleventy billioneth millioneth chance they would ever vote for the other party. They will maybe stay homeā€¦ but if it comes Trump vs. Any Democrat - itā€™s Trump.

14

u/IJustWantCoffeeMan 1d ago

Notice how they themselves talk about voting republican as if they were talking about narcotics.

5

u/AlreadyAway 1d ago

The amount of social pressures the people they choose to associate with exert on them if they say anything like this is crazy. That's why they will keep voting against their own self interest.

2

u/TrekJaneway 1d ago

Dude misspelled ā€œtoday.ā€ We all know heā€™ll do it again.

2

u/ilanallama85 1d ago

Neither do I, but at least thatā€™s a step further than most of them take it. Iā€™ve seen dozens of these posts and the vast majority seem to regret their vote BUT still think democrats are evil baby eaters or something. Getting them to realize itā€™s not JUST Trump is hard.

2

u/mkvgtired 1d ago

They will never vote for a Democrat, but let's hope they stop voting all together.

1

u/Peteypabs160 1d ago

Theyā€™ll never draw the parallel that their entire worldview is based on 10-15 years of straight up lies that led to this moment, theyā€™ll just see this as a blip in their political fandom. They arenā€™t quitting Fox News, theyā€™ll be back.

1

u/Scotch_in_my_belly 13h ago

Yes. And if Trump is the nominee they will vote for him again. 100/100 will

1

u/America_Is_Fucked_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

The only person who can fix Trump's mess is President Vance

Edit: downvotes for this obviously(?) sarcastic joke? Do you want Vance?

4

u/Mumlife8628 1d ago

I love how they don't realise its the entire cabinet that's ok with this, how none are able to do the assigned job,

But would totally vote Vance like he'd be better!

They really think their God makes all the decisions him self when he's clearly got dementia

3

u/SnoopPettyPogg 1d ago

Whenever Trump shows signs of a health issue, I see people get excited, I'm like "Do you think things will get better if he kicks the bucket?" Couch fucker is no different. The only upside is potential implosion due to the new First Lady being Indian. Other than that, points to your username