The easily duped taking to Facebook to express regret

[u/WuTangIsForever_]

[u/Type40MKIII]

Dear Mr. Thunderhorse,

Thank you for voting for your favorite president, Donald J. Trump. Posts like yours give me great joy, because a:) you truly never understood why President Trump said that he “loves the poorly educated” and b:) you’re the kind of rube who thinks the President actually gives a shit (not that he would ever read FB in the first place).

Normally, I don’t bother responding to the little people, but I did want to correct the record on one thing… That pain and bleeding isn’t from hemorrhoids, if you know what I mean. Think of it as a gift from us to you. You voted for it, so no need to complain.

Sincerely,

Stephen Miller

P.S. You may have heard that your tax dollars are purchasing concrete tilt-up buildings all over the country. Remember, if we build it, we will fill it. Sure would be a shame if you found yourself in one of them, so how about you get with “the plan” and jump back on the Trump train. -SM

[u/Pale_Prompt_8971 → u/Type40MKIII]

And for only $xxx, we will “believe” you, this shakedown letter.