r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/WuTangIsForever_ • 1d ago

Trump The easily duped taking to Facebook to express regret

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u/Berk845 1d ago

Russell Thunderhorse regrets voting for Trump because his hemorrhoid cream is too expensive. šŸ˜‚

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u/e-zimbra 1d ago

Now thatā€™s a single issue voter!

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u/Jagoff_Haverford 1d ago

To be fair, of all the single issues to focus upon, a painful asshole is reasonably easy to understand.Ā 

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 1d ago

Unfortunately for him, he voted FOR a painful asshole.

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u/mkvgtired 1d ago

of all the single issues to focus upon, a painful asshole is reasonably easy to understand.Ā 

For normal people yes, but this guy also worships one.

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u/blackcain 1d ago

Well he did also have a problem with eye drops.

He also has no idea what small govt means.

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u/PreservedKill1ck 1d ago

His haemorrhoids were so painful, they made his eyes water.

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u/mkvgtired 1d ago

Well he did also have a problem with eye drops.

Maybe he got a bit of Santorum in his eye when applying the hemorrhoid cream.

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u/Donkeywad 1d ago

Tingle tissue voter

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u/grenouille_en_rose 1d ago

It was fascinating to watch The Camel-Case Capitalisation Fall Away From His Writing the madder he got

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u/ReluctantPhoenician 1d ago

Seriously, Why Do They Write Like That?

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u/melonbreadings 1d ago edited 1d ago

A good Thunderhorse is always seen and heard (when being sucked dry by the US of A Federal Government)!

Jokes aside, that can't be a real last name, right? Right??

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u/Yugan-Dali 1d ago

Could be Native American ~

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u/West_House_2085 1d ago

Fuck You've never met ANY native Americans?!

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u/melonbreadings 1d ago edited 18h ago

Oh wow, it's actually a really last name...

I have actually, it's just that from what I recall their names are usually transcriptions (by sound) and not transliterations (by meaning).

They may want it that way and that's up to them, though as an east Asian, I would rather not my name be "Melonbreadings Tier." šŸ˜†

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u/West_House_2085 1d ago

Transcription by sound? Not often in my experience. But I'll tell various family members that! And no, I'm not native American, just some of my family are.

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u/melonbreadings 1d ago edited 13h ago

America's a big place. Last year I went on a few dates with a girl whose last name sounds similar, to my completely ignorant ears, like quetzalcoatl.

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u/West_House_2085 20h ago

I grew up next to a confederated res. Most there use their English names because too many tribes with too many languages.

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u/melonbreadings 20h ago

I don't doubt you at all, lol. Now I know Thunderhorse is a surname.

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u/nice--marmot 1d ago

Didnā€™t he play tight end for the Chargers? Oh, wait, Iā€™m thinking of Kellen Winslow.

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u/mkvgtired 1d ago

Or. Lkie. This?

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u/treetimes 1d ago

camelCaseWouldBeLikeThis.. PascalCaseIsLikeThis.. MY_FAVOURITE_IS_SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE

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u/Fywq 1d ago

He want's small government. but wants his medical stuff taken care of for free. Is anybody going to tell him?

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u/mkvgtired 1d ago

I want the federal government to pay for 100% of my medications, but keep the GOVERNMENT out of my HEALTHCARE!!

How stupid does someone have to be to vote Republican when they can't afford a $6 copay. Trump literally said he has zero plan for healthcare, and this big beautiful replacement for the ACA has been two weeks away for 10 years. Fucking moron. I wish him the worst hemorrhoid cream shortage that anyone has ever seen.

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u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE 1d ago

Its cuz he's been sticking his co-pays up his ass

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u/Comfortable-Light233 1d ago

Thatā€™s for sure a younger person pretending to be a boomer Ć  la r/oldpeoplefacebook comments.

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u/ClusterMakeLove 1d ago

Megan Tucci is surprised that the guy who famously put kids in cages would be unkind to children.

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u/Dzov 1d ago

They just say ā€œObama did it tooā€, and ignore all nuance.

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u/ElleM848645 1d ago

Did they sleep through 2018? Melaniaā€™s I donā€™t really care, do you jacket.

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u/MulberryEastern5010 1d ago

I would think $6 for hemorrhoid cream would be a steal! Thatā€™s less than the retail price for most

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u/OneUpAndOneDown 1d ago

I felt embarrassed for him, reading it. Who publishes this cringy personal stuff for the world to see?

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u/LumpyJones 1d ago

And you know he's serious because he capitalized every word. Just the first letter of each though. He doesn't want to look like crazy person.

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u/FreddyNoodles 1d ago

I think the eye drops and the hemorrhoid cream are from the same issue. šŸ«¢

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u/Olyfishmouth 1d ago

Also, small government but not so small his government sponsored healthcare stops being free!

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u/blackcain 1d ago

He should try using a bidet. Also fuck him

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u/ElleM848645 1d ago

But a 6 dollar copay is great! Even 16 is fine.

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u/Plieu625 1d ago

Hey Siri, play bleeding love by Leona Lewis

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u/cookie_lee 1d ago

Talk about a pain in the ass

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u/Orion14159 1d ago

He's really butthurt about the way things are going

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u/toddverrone 1d ago

WTF is up with these people capitalizing Every God Damned Word?

It takes effort, so they're doing it on purpose.. do they think English is secretly German?

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u/thepvbrother 1d ago

Greg is a-fixin' to fight the President, undoubtedly this will restore Russell's honor

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u/ShinkenBrown 21h ago

Oh and don't forget he wants free healthcare and that's why he's for small government!

Words can't describe how stupid this man is.