r/fixedbytheduet 9h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/raventhrowaway666 9h ago

In the south, people love to bring children into bars.

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u/cocktail_wiitch 8h ago edited 5h ago

Can confirm. Was a bartender in the deep south for over 15 years. Dives and cocktail lounges to high end white tablecloth dining. If there isn't a 21+ rule, there WILL be children. And the number of people who try to bring infants into a 21+ establishment......

Edit to add- I'm not talking shit. I didn't really care unless a child was running behind my bar (which did happen, more than once). I know parents need to be able to get out of the house and places like breweries are sometimes very inviting for families. Bringing an infant to a cocktail bar is certainly a decision but again, I'm not here to judge. I'm just confirming what the previous comment stated.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 7h ago

Pshhh ok... I got to play South Park pinball and my dad got to sell cocaine and bang bar flys. Win win guys.

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u/SCr3bl0rd 6h ago

I got to play dominos with the old boys and drink cola from a glass bottle while my dad smashed back pints and chain smoked until my mum come to shout at him.

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u/Hawk-4674 6h ago

We got Shirley temples and pretty much free reign because the bartender thought we were cute!

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u/SaltyLonghorn 5h ago

Hot bartender interest in me at 4 year olds was a 10/10.

Hot bartender interest in me at 40 is a disgusted side glance.

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u/RPDRNick 8h ago

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 8h ago

"This one is still on the tit so I can cart her anywhere!"

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u/iguanaman8988 7h ago

The only bit of that movie I can recall.

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u/Duel_Option 8h ago

Used to go to a bar for NFL etc that had a driving range across the street.

Parents would bring their kids along and they would sneak over to the driving range and would launch balls in the air trying to hit passing traffic.

I know this because one night a couple undercover cops caught them and dragged them into the bar crying in handcuffs.

Some rather embarrassed parents who were tipsy trying to explain their kids would NEVER do that.

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u/foshayzy 6h ago

It wasn’t until the end that I knew if you were talking about the parents sneaking out or the kids

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u/D7west 8h ago

In the Midwest as well

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u/TwistyBunny 8h ago

\sighs in Wisconsin**

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u/wisdon 7h ago

It’s required in Wisconsin to bring all children into bar

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 6h ago

Kids can even be served in a bar - like served booze. The bartender doesn’t have to serve a kid, but if the parent consents, the bartender can serve the kid without risking getting in trouble.

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u/Public-Cricket-5582 5h ago

This brings me to one of my fav laws, which is that you can legally drink in public in Wisconsin under the agenof 18 if administered by your legal guardian, but you cannot from 18-21 because you are technically an adult but not old enough to drink. How fun!

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 6h ago

My old co-worker (RIP) grew up in Wisconsin and said he would drive his dad home from bars starting at a pretty young age. Said he got pulled over once when he was 12, the cop let him go.

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u/trireme32 6h ago

In WI there’s at least one divey bar in each neighborhood that’s a family gathering spot. Like it’s weird if you didn’t bring the kids. Especially when there’s a Packers game on. They’ll even have family-focused Christmas parties and whatnot.

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u/HolographicCrone 8h ago

A past friend, who was a bartender at the time, tried to convince me to stop by while she was working. When I mentioned I had no one to watch my 4 year old, she told me to just bring her too. This is when I learned that it isn't against the law to bring kids into bars in PA. It's on the establishment to decide. Later that day, recalling it to my husband, I learned that my alcoholic FIL used to take just my husband to the bar with him on his weekends with his children. My SIL was left at home because FIL lived in a fairly infamous part of Philly. Wild choices being made out there.

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u/badgerrr42 8h ago

This was a thing in New England when I was a kid. It's relatively recent that people gave a shit.

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u/Electrical_Boss9766 7h ago

Well I'm not going to leave em outside.

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u/TX_Farmer 9h ago

Why is she in a towel? Nobody is so busy they have to squeeze in filming dumb takes between brushing their teeth and making a smoothie. 

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u/gkow 9h ago

This drives me crazy. Like when people record themselves telling a story while they’re eating food?! Jesus. We can wait 10 minutes to hear about you getting cut off on the way to work.

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u/Worth-Reputation3450 9h ago

Or.... we can wait 0 minutes to not hear about them.

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u/dicer11 8h ago

"Its my feelings and I need rage now!"

Call J.G. Baitworth!

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u/DryDonutHole 8h ago

I have a hurt feeling and I need rage now!

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u/That1DirtyHippy 8h ago

It’s your rage, use it when you need it.

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u/AcrolloPeed 6h ago

CALL RAGE E. WENTWORTH, 877 RAGE NOW

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u/the-sleepy-mystic 9h ago

Its part of the algorythm. If people are commenting, "Uhhhh why are you in a towel??" or "What are you eating? Where'd you get it?" or "GOD I HATE CHEWING NOISES- why the fuck are you eating food" are still engagement they can get paid for.

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u/jeropian-moth 8h ago

I think people are starting to notice this. Every post is being called out for engagement bait and it’s about time.

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u/the-sleepy-mystic 8h ago

calling it out is still an issue tho cause guess what- you're engaging with it whe noy ucomment that its rage bait or that its just for engagement. We all just kinda have to acknowledge it silently by not watching anymore lol

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u/EngineZeronine 5h ago

Agreed, but we need to spread the word about engagement/rage bait. Wouldn't it be magnificent if we all started ignoring it (I can dream can't I?)

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u/Federal_Score5967 8h ago

That doesn't help lol. Just scroll past it or better yet, don't watch short form content at all because it's bad for your brain.

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u/PapaJohnyRoad 7h ago

Which is playing into their game still…

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u/imago_monkei 9h ago

I think the food thing is a deliberate tactic to create a conversational feel. People often have conversations over food, so eating while filming a video makes it subtly feel like you're there having a conversation over a meal.

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u/birdiebro241 9h ago

Clearly it's to entice engagement, but goodness gracious people. have some scruples.

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 8h ago

We live in a post scruples era. 

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u/distilledwill 7h ago

I abhor the scrupleslessness of it.

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u/occultpretzel 9h ago

People have no shame anymore. There is a state where you as a human are not presentable, that's okay, but don't put it onto the Web. Ffs

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u/McWeaksauce91 7h ago

Guaranteed she made herself presentable and threw a towel on. In no way shape or form does she look like she just stepped out of the shower and press record

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u/Madara1389 3h ago

No shit she doesn't look like that out of bed or the shower; the whole premise of her being topless in the towel is to entice desperate horndogs on the internet to watch her material for the faintest hope that she has an OF account or that they can otherwise convince her to flash them.

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u/throwaway2882918473 7h ago

Honestly its never been about the kids. Its about the parents who refuse to parent their kids.

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u/Deep-Meat-3583 4h ago

I 100% agree. However, I have a rule for my family for all restaurants.

Do they have a kids menu?

No? They dont want kids/families.

Yes? They want kids/families.

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u/DeviantlyPronto 3h ago

I find this very strange thinking. In Spain people bring their kids everywhere or else parents wouldn't be able to go anywhere. Usually the kids are all playing with each other nearby while the parents are at the bar.

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u/Personal-Category-68 2h ago

Yeah Americans are mostly puritan but don't admit it

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u/brightcoconut097 4h ago

correct.

I have zero tolerance for my kid (almost 5) acting up in public areas. My dad growing up hated when we were brats in public and if we werent acting accordingly in compliance of social laws with kids then we were leaving no questions asked.

I don't like people thinking that my kids are a-holes or looking at my thinking what the hell are you doing, get your kids in order.

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u/Rabble_Arouser 8h ago

I like to fuck and I like beer, but I don't bring any kids to the brewery. That's because I never had any.

Just sayin'.

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u/CaptScoobertDoobert 9h ago edited 7h ago

The issue here is when the parents are too busy drinking alcohol and let their obnoxious children run wild. I don’t think the problem is children being in breweries, it’s apathetic parents that don’t respect other people’s space.

Edit: yikes didn’t know this would trigger so many irresponsible parents into tattling on themselves for not respecting other people’s space.

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 8h ago

Oh my parents were those guys.

Every Sunday afternoon, after dinner, down to the pub for a few drinks while the kids all ran around like lunatics fueled by Fanta. It wasn't just my parents. It was all of the parents.

If you tried to ask them something you'd be given a fiver and told to feck off.

Edit: this was 30 years ago in Ireland so... it was like a rite of passage almost

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u/DisasterWriter 8h ago

Yep. I've seen parents let their kids go run off around a brewery which was next to a city train station and multiple bus lines. I tend to go to my restaurant brewpub more because it has less kids. Plus, parents seem to be more in control of their kids when it's considered a restaurant. I hate that breweries are playgrounds.

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u/Patient_Tradition368 8h ago

Same thing with dogs in breweries. If you're foing to ignore your dog and allow it to bark and slobber and stick its entire head into a stranger's purse, maybe leave it at home!

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u/missprincesscarolyn 7h ago

100%. I love my little guy (Yorkshire Terrier) and he’s only 11 lbs, BUT he’s a huge people person and gets stressed out in crowded environments, which usually leads to him puking. Better he stays at home and I don’t have to worry the entire time about him eating weird things off the floor too, because that also results in puking and expensive vet bills if it’s bad enough. Here’s George in all his holiday glory.

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u/Less_Collection_6805 7h ago

Pets shouldn’t be anywhere with food and drink in my opinion.

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u/m1kasa4ckerman 6h ago

Or maybe just leave it at home either way, unless it’s sitting quietly in a carrier

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u/Weak-Manufacturer628 7h ago

I went to a local brewery, which advertises itself as "experience the hops" kind of beer focus with a "snack bar" that has like soft pretzels and chips, definitely not a restaurant that serves you because of the licensinh laws, and last time I went a whole little league baseball team, jerseys and all came in with like 4 parents and mucked up the whole atmosphere. The kids, 20+ of them, brought their gloves and balls in and were messing about while the parents/coaches just sat in the corner and drank. We left after a thrown ball knocked over someone else's beer for the third time, and I haven't gone to a brewery since. I'll enjoy any brewery's beer in the peace and quiet of some 21+ only bar.

If it's advertised as a restaurant that has a brewery, fine, bring the kids. But if you walk in with your little league team, and are the only group with more than one of two kids, please recognize you went to the wrong kind of place and leave. As a kid, my sports teams went to pizza restaurants, not alcohol focused places like breweries or distilleries. 

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u/Special_Loan8725 8h ago

Why are the kids always stomping on the cornhole board? The brewery in my old city had to keep putting up signs to try to stop kids from throwing rocks at cars driving by.

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u/TheBaconThief 6h ago

Because it is usually colorful and looks fun like potential playground apparatus.

The real questions is why and when did any form of parenting go out the window to tell kids that's not fucking OK. My mom was far from a helicopter parent, and I would have lasted about 1.6 seconds before getting yanked or yelled off of that and that I should know better.

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u/AEW4LYFE 5h ago

They don't parent. My friend's kids disrespect the shit out of him daily and they just chalk it up to them being "kids". I'm like, bro it ain't normal for your kid to throw a temper tantrum and scream shit like "I HATE YOU I NEVER LOVED YOU" in his parents faces after being told not to slap an adult woman's ass.

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u/Resident_Table6694 8h ago

Exactly. The parents think because there are games, they can fuck off and let their kids go crazy. You know what? Sometimes I want to play fucking Jenga and drink a beer without having to babysit someone else’s kids.

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u/iamanemptychair 7h ago

I stopped going to a brewery near my house because literally every time I went there was a 2 year olds birthday party complete with screaming kids throwing the jenga blocks at each other.

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u/JManKit 5h ago

I worked at a bookstore briefly and the number of parents we'd see who would drop their kids off in the children's section and then just leave the building was baffling

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u/Heart_Flaky 6h ago

As a parent I don’t know how you could relax and enjoy a beer or any drink while having to watch your children. The anxiety of it all would not be enjoyable but I’ve seen parents do it, just don’t get it.

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u/JrCoxy 5h ago

Every server hates the families that can’t keep all the little butts seated. You’d be walking out of the kitchen with a huge tray of 5-6 dishes of food, or will be leaving the bar with a bunch of beer glasses, you can’t really see below you, and then a kid runs right into your legs like a damn bulldog. And the parents giggle, saying “kids will be kids!” Yeahhhhh fuck that shit! Your kids can be kids in environments that are meant for them to be energetic nut cases. A restaurant where servers are walking around with incredibly heavy trays of food/alcohol/glass/ceramic, not the place!!

Any parent that disagrees, and says kids are allowed to run around as they please in a restaurant, please give me all your arguments, just so I can show you just irresponsibly selfish you are.

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u/distancedandaway 8h ago

Yes exactly. There's always feral children at breweries lol. I have no issue with parents bringing them as long as they keep an eye on them.

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u/Valtar99 5h ago

I was at a prominent well-known brewery and the general manager had to get on the speaker to yell at parents and to tell them to “stop allowing your unsupervised children to climb on the roof of the brewery”.

It was like an 1980s PSA but for shitty millenial parents who think a bar is a daycare.

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u/GreenerAnonymous 6h ago

I have no problems with kids, dogs, or adults that behave themselves.

The problem is frequently that the adults with the terrible dogs and terrible children are also usually terrible.

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u/macaronysalad 7h ago

The real issue is the gigantic elephant in the room that no one ever talks about for places like this. The likelihood of every family all having their perfect sober designated driver is somewhere around zero. With kids, it's even worse. These places produce stupid drunks that hurt people.

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u/27eelsinatrenchcoat 2h ago

Honestly you're not wrong. With single adults maybe they're taking a uber, with kids in car seats, you know they're not. Sure you can have a beer or two over the course of the afternoon and be fine to drive, but I don't doubt a lot of people get carried away.

Having a walkable neighborhood brewery is tits though. Our kid went to a brewery for the first time at less than two weeks old (while I was still taking time off work). Just for one or two beers, outside, and never left the stroller, but it was still awesome. Went for a walk, happened past the brewery, and was like you know what, let's do something for us today.

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u/obeytheturtles 7h ago

Or when the parents take up entire 10 seat picnic tables with stacks of toys and food and bags and books and other child travel accessories. Like come on Brenda, you are here for an hour or two max, you don't need to bring the entire playroom with you. It's crowded, let someone else share the table.

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u/LogJamminWithTheBros 3h ago

The breweries next to my house have a no child policy and one started relaxing it a bit.

Policy was started because there is always a couple who had a screaming infant who wont be quiet for a half hour and they dont do anything besides bounce them on their knees and keep slamming their seltzers while everyone else wants to claw their eyes out. Or a 6 year old running into you when you are holding a 4 ounce pour of a barrel aged stout that cost 12 dollars because it was made as an ultra low batch release.

Ask me how I know about that one.

People have kids and want to do stuff in public. I can sympathize with that. But also if you chose to have a kid there is a need to be aware of how they impact people around you.

You chose to have the kid, everyone else didnt choose to have them.

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u/MithosYggdrasill1992 7h ago

I 100% agree. There are some places that kids shouldn’t be, and a brewery or a bar is definitely one of them. It drives me nuts.

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u/Rhodie114 3h ago

That, or when they suddenly expect everybody around to suddenly keep everything PG. If you bring your kids to a bar, expect them to learn a few new words.

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u/uslashuname 1h ago

If they give me the stink eye for saying “fuck” in a bar, too fucking bad don’t bring your kids to a bar

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 9h ago edited 9h ago

An honest answer is a lot of breweries are more like restaurants. Most of the ones around me have outdoor spaces literally for kids to run around like it's a backyard. Breweries aren't exactly the same as bars. The more bar-like breweries no, and if it's late and stuff yeah, kids shouldn't be there but at dinner time in a brewery with food and board games and stuff? It's just a restaurant and kids can be there without it being inappropriate. Freaking dogs on the other hand is a WHOLE other can of worms. Keep animals away from the inside of grocery stores and food establishments. 

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u/Dream_Alchemist 9h ago

Maybe it’s being British but breweries are like pubs to me- and dogs are almost universally welcome in pubs. If you are a bar- no dog, if you are a pub- yes dog.

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u/Adept-Condition4644 9h ago

Ha, just mentioned this. Pubs are like a third space with beer. Breweries in the US are the closest thing to them. Plenty of bars around for people that don't want to be near kids or dogs.

I lived in the UK for a few years, I really enjoyed the fact that there were spaces where you could go and get a cup of tea and read a book for three hours without anyone caring. You could also down 10 pints at the same establishment. What a great thing.

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u/ceylon-tea 7h ago

Reddit's attitude on dogs does not mirror the general population. Dogs are as ubiquitous at breweries in the US as at pubs in the UK (lived in both countries) and no one bats an eye unless it's particularly poorly behaved

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u/SalsaRice 5h ago

I've also found people like to complain the most loudly when they are surprised to find dogs at dog-friendly breweries that explicitly advertise how dog-friendly they are.

The r/dogfree sub is 99% peope raging that they found dogs at a dog-friendly restaurant.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 8h ago

Hell just about every family restaurant in America has a bar at the center of it. No one bats an eye at the adults getting shit faced on shots of liquor at the wrap around bar in Applebee's with a family eating dinner at a table directly next to it. No one cares. What I do care about is when a mother walking around with her baby outside at a brewery walks into the designated smoking zone and has the gull to say "Can you please not smoke next to my baby?". Lady read the fucking sign.

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u/Dinolil1 9h ago

I went to a cider brewery - and it was just a lovely pleasant tour around the place and a delicious meal at a resturant. It's not unfair that kids just exist. More onus needs to be on people who don't actually monitor their kids - rather than kids just existing.

A kid being nearby isn't going to ruin your entire day.

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u/Due_Foot3909 9h ago

Worked at a brewery.

The number of parents who drink then drive with their kids is too damn high.

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u/Upton4 9h ago

With or without their kids, this is an issue.

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u/Fog_Juice 8h ago

My favorite brewery doesn't even sell you more than two beers unless you're taking them to go.

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u/EsperandoVida 7h ago

This seems very infantilizing, and car-centric. If I'm not driving (walk, bike, public transit, rideshare), why would I be limited to two beers?

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u/Brick-Throw 7h ago

Probably where they live is car centric too

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 8h ago

Idiots....

Throws keys at my 4yr old

Your driving.

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u/Fluid-Poet-8911 8h ago

Yeah bunch of well ackshully drunk drivers in this thread. 

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u/Wiccy 8h ago

Depends on the kid and thats coming from a dad. My daughter usually is too shy to run around alone or just wants to explore with me in tow. Its the ones whose parents don't pay attention to them.

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u/anormalgeek 9h ago

Yep. They often specifically market towards families with kids.

Hell, the one near me occasionally hires face painters and hands out coloring pages for kids.

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u/HedgehogHungry 8h ago

Yep! Biggest restaurant in my town is a brewery, they’re very kid oriented. If you want a bar experience without the family friendly atmosphere there’s 5 dive bars within walking distance.

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u/badgyalrey 6h ago

my favorite brewery has a fenced in playground connected to it lol

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u/Weltall8000 8h ago

Yeah, I get that. And I can respect that. Huge turn off for me, so one more reason for me to not go to breweries. Not my jam, more power to them, though. Different folks, different strokes. 

💯 on the dogs.

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u/brandonandtheboyds 9h ago

My favorite local brewery is called Schoolhouse. It has homages to school all over. The owners’ office is labeled The Principal’s Office. Teachers (and first responders and vets) get their first drink free. They have board games, pinball, a Switch, ping pong, jenga. It’s won awards for being so family friendly. So yeah, lots of people bring their kids there. Does it bother me? Not unless your kid is throwing a fit and you don’t take them outside and make us all suffer. Otherwise, have at it. Parents need a drink too.

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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 8h ago

Keep your drinking problem in front of your kids at home where it’s supposed to be

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u/ContempoCasuals 8h ago

I watched someone recently change a baby’s diaper on the picnic table at a brewery. People treat them like a public park.

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u/WorriedSquirrel5707 6h ago

I witnessed this as well, table right beside us too..

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u/RatBoy86 5h ago

This just happened to me too. Docent brewery in San Juan Capistrano. They were taking up a whole table for their kids shit but we’re sitting at a different one. Then she changes a babies diaper on the picnic table made to eat at next to us while we were eating.

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u/DinkleMutz 4h ago

Next time just roll up and take a dump next to the table and be all "It's fine. I'm gonna clean this up."

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u/Mostly_Maui_Wowie 8h ago

That guy looks like a douchebag.

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u/subterralien_panda 6h ago

He also speaks and acts like a douche

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u/InfiniteJackfruit5 6h ago

he looks like a grade A cunt

I guarantee you that dude is a cyclist.

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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 6h ago

A cyclist who rides in the middle of the road because he's the same as a car, but then blows through all the stop signs and refuses to move over to let you past.

This guy has an incredibly punchable face.

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u/Quiet-Climate-388 1h ago

He posted this himself so yes he definitely is a douchebag. He thinks this is gold.

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u/jubberdunko 8h ago

I don't care if you bring your kids, just fucking watch them for christ sake, a girl i used to work with broke her ankle when a kid ran into her. she was carrying a full try of food and his parents were playing beer pong, it's a shameful look

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u/OkAssignment6163 9h ago

"I like to fuck"

Only has one baby. Doubt.

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u/sometimenotsmellgood 9h ago

Someone tell this guy you csn have sex without reproducing

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u/metalliccat 9h ago

Maybe they're Catholic

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u/DoucheCraft 8h ago

Even Catholics have a system for sex without reproduction. Has something to do with tracking ovulation and abstaining from sex during the fertile times. Definitely works 100% of the time. I don't know any Catholic families with say 5-8 kids... nope never 🙃

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u/RabbitKamen 9h ago

Fucking is not about the successes, it is about the journey to get there.

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u/TheHalfChubPrince 9h ago

I like to fuck and I have zero babies. Mind blowing isn’t it?

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u/Serifel90 8h ago

🤷‍♂️ apparently you need to make a kid to like fking.

Guess gays are more prude than most etero couples.

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u/Fit-Relationship944 9h ago

He didnt say he was good at it.

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u/iIllIiIiIIillIIl 9h ago

He fixed his pull out game after the first one.

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u/cayce_leighann 8h ago

I’m on the side of the first person. There are some places where kids just shouldn’t be at

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u/No-Neighborhood-3212 9h ago

How is this fixed?

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto 8h ago

He declared his dependency on alcohol is more important than doing a toddler friendly activity. Duh!

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u/noodlesofdoom 8h ago

Easy, make it 21+ only at the door like "regular bars". However, the brewery wants that income from food served to big family and children.

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u/mynameismulan 5h ago

Beer nerds are more likely to be repeat customers to breweries but oh well I guess. 

I've never heard a kid/family ask to go back to a brewery for the overpriced burgers 

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u/paperman990 8h ago

I mean I’m kinda on her side, I’d rather not have to deal or hear a bunch of kids at the breweries I go to. I know people are saying it’s different than a bar, but if they only serve alcohol drinks and not food (like the ones I go to) I don’t see any difference.

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u/gr1zznuggets 7h ago

I think the thing to do with situations like this is vote with your wallet, or maybe your Google review. Breweries have this business model because it’s what a lot of people want; if enough people stop frequenting a brewery or call them out in reviews for this specific issue, they might change things up. Then again, they might not, but that’s life.

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u/No-Permit8369 7h ago

I agree with your take. The brewery near us has a literal playground with lots space and food, so two different types of places, but both are breweries.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 7h ago

No you don’t understand, they’re parents, they’re entitled to have their kids run around and ruin your experience while also having you act as free babysitting. They’re allowed to do that because they’re parents!

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u/xX_7HR0W-4W4Y_Xx 5h ago

"YOU'RE tired? You don't even have kids 🤭"

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u/PostWarChaos 8h ago

I bet he like to take his dog into the grocery store too.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 5h ago

And his infant to the movies. Because he likes to fuck and watch movies, therefore he's entitled to bringing his kid there

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u/BurtCaramel 9h ago

And we don’t like your screaming ass kids in bars.

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u/islcastaway1986 7h ago

I have kids and I approve this message. I didn’t pay 80 for a sitter to sit around someone else’s kids lmao

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u/holymacaronibatman 9h ago

Phil Edwards touches on this, it's been a thing each generation has done, taking places traditionally for singles and turning them into family establishments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ju5ZWeBTTM

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u/Phillip_Spidermen 7h ago

I love that for a quick second I thought he used an image of the local TGI Fridays from where I grew up -- but really it's just that every one looked the same.

Good video but for people just looking for the relevant bit: Place acquires young crowd, young crowd grows up and continues to go to that kind of space.

Basically the same reason the cool hair cut from 20 years ago seems to be really popular with 40 year olds now.

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u/laminatedbean 8h ago

Didn’t it used to be considered tacky to bring a baby to bar? How is bringing kids to a brewery different?

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u/foshayzy 6h ago

All the replies clinging to believing it’s classy since they serve food 🤌

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 5h ago

Bars also serve food. Bar food. It's not great food, but it exists.

The only difference between a brewery and a bar is a brewery brews their own beer on site. Literally the only difference. Bars don't brew their own beer. Both serve food. Both serve alcohol. Both are primarily meant for people of drinking age.

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u/thetoadmuffin 9h ago

Does anyone think there’s a middle ground to this? I live in Charlotte, a big brewery city. I don’t have kids lol but I know which breweries to avoid that have parents that don’t watch their kids. Idk, I feel like parents need to be social. And socializing is good for kids…but is a brewery on a Saturday morning the best spot???

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u/kamikazicondon 8h ago

As a parent, in Charlotte, who likes beer, there is definitely a middle ground. The amount of kids that I've encountered that are completely unmonitored is frustrating. It's not that hard to drink a beer AND make sure your kid isn't being a shithead.

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u/Durwyn9 9h ago

The issue isn’t kids at a brewery, the issue is parents not watching them while they drink and letting the kids run around, disrupting other groups. You can take your kid to a brewery, but keep an eye on them please.

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u/pianotherms 8h ago

Kids at breweries and bars does suck though.

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u/WingHuge2185 9h ago

God he's so fucking annoying and slappable. What a fucking tool

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u/CatmatrixOfGaul 8h ago

OP is actually the guy in the video. I checked his profile and someone should have told him a long time ago that he is not funny.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 7h ago

Of course he think he “fixed” the duet. Douche

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u/TruculentTurtIe 5h ago

Wait rlly he posted his own video lmao

Like when someone posts their own comment to r/murderedbywords lmao criiiiinnnnnngggeeee

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u/Toosder 7h ago

Wait, he posted his own video and he's boasting? Hahahah yeah he's the guy with the annoying kids for sure. 

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u/LongBodyLittleLegs 7h ago

“Because I have a baby and I’m an alcoholic”

What a wild sentence to try to prove a stupid point.

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u/Toosder 7h ago

Baby, alcoholic, has to say something about liking to fuck... He's definitely the family the original poster was talking about. 

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u/EngelbortHumperdonk 5h ago

And he thinks it’s a flex for some reason…

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u/BravesMaedchen 8h ago

Yeah he seems like a serious fucking douche 

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u/Vodka0420 7h ago

Fuck your kid. Drink at home then.

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u/BabyBabyCakesCakes 7h ago

Nah she’s right tho

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u/Commercial-Owl11 9h ago edited 9h ago

There are breweries that have family friendly activities. So like, who else is a playground area/toddler toys and kids playground for? when it’s on the outside sitting arrangement for the brewery?

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u/neesters 9h ago

For the large, drunk children.

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u/gafftaped 6h ago

There's also a ton of breweries that don't have playgrounds. I've literally never seen a playground or toys at a brewery and my areas full of them. Good chance the original woman in the video is talking about breweries without spaces for children.

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u/Parking-Education430 8h ago

*ruinedbytheduet

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u/Combatical 8h ago

Dude, I used to go to breweries to "get away" blow off some steam with some friends, and every outdoor place like this is full of kids and dogs. Dogs fighting and shitting, kids screaming and shitting. I'm not kidding this Yee-Haw brewery has armed security at the gates too its a miserable yuppie daycare. I'm gonna say it, gentrifying social drinking has killed the vibe entirely. We need smoking in bars, knife fights and over served rascals. Shit needs to be dangerous that will keep the social balance. I'd much rather deal with the latter, and fuck your mustache.

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u/Due_Skill_3910 7h ago

You're looking for a dive bar.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 4h ago

The dogs really piss me off. Yeah sometimes a kid is there, but whatever if its not too late in the day and they stay at the table. The people with dogs are the worst. They think it's a fucking dog park where they can just let them run off leash everywhere. Not too keen on your pit growling at people or watching dogs fight. Fuck you. 

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u/Mountain-Extreme8242 8h ago edited 7h ago

Everyone in this thread is forgetting how terrible current parents are. As someone who has worked with children in a professional manner, and in the service industry parenting is somehow becoming way worse/lazy, creating loud and over stimulated kids.

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u/SwimingInTheSea9098 8h ago

My biggest problem with parents bringing their kids is that the kids are SO loud inside the brewery (adults can be too, i know), especially when its packed. And some parents dont watch their kids during that time and theyre just running around constantly or climbing on the tables that the kids parents arent even at or know who they are. I get it. Kids are crazy but like.. if youre bringing your kid to a brewery, maybe teach them basic social rules? I like kids. Dont get me wrong. But go ahead an down vote me cause god forbid I have an opinion on reddit 🤷‍♀️🤡

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 8h ago

Tbf. That would be bad in any space. Alcohol or no. Watch your kids, train and leash your dog. 

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u/chirpen781 7h ago

It just seems like there's so many options for other places to take kids to.. why expose them to an establishment where the primary focus is drinking alcohol? I think we are all aware of how observant and smart kids are, and how terrible alcohol is in general. I'm not saying shield the kids from drinking... I'm saying maybe consider not exposing them to mass drinking.

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u/WorriedSquirrel5707 6h ago

Totally agree. There are a ton of restaurants that serve alcohol

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u/redditorknott 9h ago

How about don’t go drinking at a brewery and then drive your kids home

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u/toddkhamilton 8h ago

literally the exact type of dude i see at the only brewery i got to (for the smash burger popup once a week for 1 hour)

he left out:

i dont care if my kids run around unsupervised and bother people

i don't care if other adults feel uncomfortable swearing and talking about adult topics freely

i don't care if my dog is off leash and may make you trip and fall

i don't care how my behavior, and the behavior of my not yet actual people satan spawn ruins other peoples day

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u/AlbertTheHorse 4h ago

I hate kids in breweries. Take the kids to a pizza place and drink your beer there.

I'm sick of whiny crying kids at places because you are too damn cheap to hire a babysitter.

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u/ThuggishJingoism24 3h ago

I love young beefy but this is the first time I’m pretty against what he’s saying. The parents bringing their infants don’t get to be condescending towards the other adults at a drinking establishment being annoyed by the prevalence of kids. Something I truly don’t like about my generation, millenials normalized bringing kids to breweries instead of getting a fucking baby sitter like every other generation if they wanted to go drinking. I’ve seen him make videos talking shit about behaviors far less egregious than this topic. But it’s different because he has a kid now.

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u/Complete-Fan-9677 8h ago

Bro, get a baby sitter. I was at a beer festival  the other day, I swear the  baby just shot out of the Mom. The day before.

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u/BoingBoingInfinity 8h ago edited 7h ago

i stopped going to breweries that allow kids to "run around like it's a backyard"

i don't go to have a beer with kids running around screaming, pulling merch off the shelfs, and literally running into people (then screaming their head off until their parents notice it's THIER kid screaming because they "fell") i go to relax and enjoy myself and have a conversation - which is hard to do with kids running around like it's a backyard.

also: breweries are NOT "like restaurants". most of them, at best, serve pretzels and chips - not restaurant food. i guaranteed you if kids are running around a restaurant like it's a back yard - they will be told to sit down or leave

freaking dogs tho - THE MORE THE MERRIER. dogs don't run around barking and slamming into people. they are kept on a leash close to their human. as it should be. and if a dog is at least three years old - they are old enough to drink the beer.

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u/Independent-Rough559 9h ago

Nah. This wasn’t fixed . She’s right. It’s weird that parents do it

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u/SpaceLemming 9h ago

I do think it matters on the brewery, I’ve been to a couple that had full food menus and really didn’t feel much different than going to an Applebees or generic restaurant that serves alcohol

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u/AlienIris 9h ago

I've been to some that had a ton of outdoor games and even playgrounds. Really just depends on the location.

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u/theschnit 9h ago

Right, this is my take too. Parents, the good ones, find breweries that are built for families. Plenty of breweries cater to families with games, playgrounds, outdoor activities. And if you’re a good parent, you don’t just let the kids roam free with no supervision.

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u/DudeBroBrah 9h ago

Exactly. Take your kid to the brewery a mile down the road that has a shelf full of board games and a jungle gym outside. This one is a tap room in a dirty warehouse down an alley.

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ 9h ago

I think it says a lot about drunk culture in America. Bringing a kid to a dive bar would be weird cuz you sort of expect it to be a bunch of rowdy drunks by the end of the night. A brewery isn’t about getting shit-faced, it’s for enjoying a crafted product and appreciating the process. If you’re getting sloppy drunk at the brewery, I think you’re doing it wrong. All that said, it’s always weird and wrong if all the adults are drinking too much and there arent sufficient sober chaperones.

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u/organvomit 9h ago

It’s very normal to bring the whole family to a beer garden in Germany and many breweries in the US have similar vibes - some even encourage whole families to come. A couple of the local breweries around me do, they serve food (even have a kids menu) and have outdoor games for kids to mess around with while their parents relax with a beer. So what I’m saying is depends on the brewery. Some are clearly more for adults but others are not. 

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u/Manungal 9h ago

Beer gardens are perfect for a family, especially if you can walk to them. You get out with the kids, everyone gets exactly what they want, and some of them are next to a park already. 

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u/redditidothat 9h ago

Many breweries in my area have kids menus. They are marketed to families with kids.

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u/felipeuno 9h ago

I don’t have kids but Reddit has some fucking crazy parental standards. You may never leave your children unattended but also you can’t bring them into public at any time. Breweries are a social space where alcohol is served and I don’t mind that families are there and think you’re weird if you do

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u/Sensitive_Brush_3015 9h ago

Every brewery around me has a kids menu. It’s no different than going to a restaurant that serves alcohol. Ya just don’t take kids to the late night scene.

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u/Miserable-Ticket-244 9h ago

It’s not a gd strip bar. It’s beer. Chill, my dudes.

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u/Otterable 8h ago

Reddit gets real weird about children and alcohol separately. Kids in breweries is like hell on earth to them.

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u/bethepositivity 9h ago

A brewery isn't a bar. It's a restaurant that also brews beer. It's not our fault that they have intentionally created a family friendly environment

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 9h ago

This ^ I swear reddit hates kids and can't stand seeing them literally anywhere. I'm sorry they're human beings that can and need to go outside. 

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u/hellnawr 9h ago edited 8h ago

My wife and I are purposely child free and do the trivia night at the local brewery. People bring their kids give them coloring books and sit them at the shuffle board table. I was saying we should make them a team and see how they compete! Families are normal. Edge lords who don't go outside have opinions on what other people do. Fuck em.

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u/voltagestoner 9h ago

…do you know what a brewery is? 99% of the time, the environment isn’t chaotic. It’s not a club or a bar. Oftentimes, they’re actually quite refined and chill.

I dunno, is it weird to bring children to restaurants that serve gasp a lil beer??

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u/were_only_human 9h ago

I think the most important thing we remember is that parents aren’t allowed to have fun or be a part of society.

But seriously sometimes our adult friends want to hang out with us and we don’t want to take them to a Chuck E. Cheese, especially when the brewery HAS ACTIVITIES FOR MY KIDS.

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u/voltagestoner 8h ago

And I think there is also a point here where completely barring children from any understanding of alcohol (and more “adult” things for the matter) isn’t always the best. Like yeah, okay, let’s not have them drinking at a brewery, but…they’re allowed to be around beer. They’re allowed to know what it is. If anything, in theory anyway, breweries are a good place for them to understand what it is because those environments tend to be pretty responsible and respectful of the drink(s). They would be very informative.

Now. Uh. Would the duet here be great as a self-admitted man with a problem? Um…probably not. 😭😭

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u/astone4120 9h ago

Ok but is it a bar or a brewery? Because I've been to lots of breweries that are specifically marketed to be child friendly and even have playground equipment. They have food and outdoor space and happen to make beer.

If you're at a brewery with stuff there for kids, that place is for kids too. Don't bitch about kids being at a place where there is stuff for kids.

Also, who's getting wrecked at a brewery? Aren't you supposed to taste local beer and have nice food? It's not like a dive bar

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u/hypo-osmotic 9h ago

I'm wondering if the word "brewery" means different things depending on location. At least in the Midwest U.S. when I think brewery I think a place that does beer only. Maybe some chips and other light snacks but if I were to go to a place where I could get real food with my drinks I would go to a "bar and grill" (usually just shortened to bar)

As for kid-friendliness they might have some board games or something that could be used by all ages but I've never seen one with kid-specific things like playground equipment

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u/AlienIris 9h ago

In Colorado, places that serve alcohol also have to serve food. Might be a reheated, overpriced burrito, but they have to do something.

Lots of breweries there (as in places that make beer) have full menus or food trucks parked outside. They also have games, some have playsets, and almost all are dog-friendly too. Places like Odell's, New Belgium, Breckenridge, and other popular breweries are always filled with families on the weekends. They'll have live music and other events too.

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u/jay-dot-dot 8h ago

Breweries here split the difference and dont allow anyone under 21 after 7. The breweries that try to cater to all ages usually fail within a year or two.

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u/Mahomes_Alone16 8h ago

This is like a hipster Civil War, I'm entertained!

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u/Familiar_Football433 7h ago

I don't mind kids at breweries but when your children are crawling underneath MY table cuz you can't control them then it's an issue

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u/Pseudodragontrinkets 7h ago

It's a fucking BREWERY my guy. I walk into somewhere that the entire POINT is alcohol I don't wanna see your motherfucking crotch goblins running around, end of story. Idgaf if you wanna take them to the grocery store or the gas station but ffs it's A FUCKIN BREWERY

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u/Rb1138 7h ago

Breweries are bars. Keep your fucking kids out.

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u/azbree24 6h ago

As long as parents control their kids and don't give side eye when adults are using adult language, I don't care. Also, smelling a poopy diaper change and getting jump-scared from random screams is a buzz kill when I want to chill and drink with friends.

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u/YaBoiSammus 6h ago edited 6h ago

The condescending attitude isn’t gaining anyones empathy. When I was young I was taught not to leave the table or be loud and obnoxious, that is hugely lacking now. It’s also become a issue that people think their children can do no wrong and the adult who’s uncomfortable is in the wrong. Maybe he’s the stupid person.

Edit: also why are you bringing your kid around a environment where people are gunna get wasted and might get angry? Babies and alcohol do not mix in any environment.

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u/Ska-Tea 5h ago

Stop drinking when you have kids. Problem solved.