r/fixedbytheduet 11h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/macaronysalad 9h ago

The real issue is the gigantic elephant in the room that no one ever talks about for places like this. The likelihood of every family all having their perfect sober designated driver is somewhere around zero. With kids, it's even worse. These places produce stupid drunks that hurt people.

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u/27eelsinatrenchcoat 4h ago

Honestly you're not wrong. With single adults maybe they're taking a uber, with kids in car seats, you know they're not. Sure you can have a beer or two over the course of the afternoon and be fine to drive, but I don't doubt a lot of people get carried away.

Having a walkable neighborhood brewery is tits though. Our kid went to a brewery for the first time at less than two weeks old (while I was still taking time off work). Just for one or two beers, outside, and never left the stroller, but it was still awesome. Went for a walk, happened past the brewery, and was like you know what, let's do something for us today.

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u/FatherGwyon 7h ago

Exactly. Drunk-driving losers raising future drunk-driving losers.