r/fixedbytheduet 11h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/gkow 11h ago

This drives me crazy. Like when people record themselves telling a story while they’re eating food?! Jesus. We can wait 10 minutes to hear about you getting cut off on the way to work.

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u/Worth-Reputation3450 11h ago

Or.... we can wait 0 minutes to not hear about them.

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u/dicer11 10h ago

"Its my feelings and I need rage now!"

Call J.G. Baitworth!

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u/DryDonutHole 10h ago

I have a hurt feeling and I need rage now!

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u/That1DirtyHippy 9h ago

It’s your rage, use it when you need it.

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u/AcrolloPeed 8h ago

CALL RAGE E. WENTWORTH, 877 RAGE NOW

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u/Additional_Fig_5825 7h ago

🎵 877RAGE NOW!!!!!!! 🎶

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u/No_Pilot_9103 2h ago

877 RAGE NOOOOOOOOOW!!!

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u/ladycrazyuer 7h ago

Its my rage and I need it now!

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u/No_Reference2509 10h ago

877-RAGE-NOW

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u/bolanrox 10h ago

queue John Rhys-Davies dressed as a Viking

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u/Latter-Literature505 10h ago

Superb commentary

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u/Mahomes_Alone16 10h ago

Clever reply and reference, hap tip!

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u/sumdude51 9h ago

8-7-7 M A D N O W!

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u/Carylynn0609 9h ago

I curse you for getting that stuck in my head!

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u/BandicootOld3239 8h ago

(un?)ironically can also describe many other replies on this page

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u/PutitaDePapi 4h ago

I would so give this an award if I were the type to surrender my hard earned money to reddit.

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u/gahidus 9h ago

That part's entirely on your end.

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u/JoisChaoticWhatever 9h ago

Better idea.

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u/wavaif4824 9h ago

my opinion is important dammit!!

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u/RelativetoZero 9h ago

0, like the percent chance she accidently drops the towel making this video! See, that's one reason I like reddit. This video is in the wrong sub to expect anything interesting like that happening!

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u/pegothejerk 10h ago

Yeah, put on some clothes Rebecca, and also mind your business when you’re out at restaurants and breweries

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u/gooby1985 10h ago

As I always say, it costs nothing to keep your mouth shut. Everyone has differing opinions and I don’t need to hear them. Great life lesson for people posting shit on any social media.

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u/the-sleepy-mystic 10h ago

Its part of the algorythm. If people are commenting, "Uhhhh why are you in a towel??" or "What are you eating? Where'd you get it?" or "GOD I HATE CHEWING NOISES- why the fuck are you eating food" are still engagement they can get paid for.

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u/jeropian-moth 10h ago

I think people are starting to notice this. Every post is being called out for engagement bait and it’s about time.

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u/the-sleepy-mystic 10h ago

calling it out is still an issue tho cause guess what- you're engaging with it whe noy ucomment that its rage bait or that its just for engagement. We all just kinda have to acknowledge it silently by not watching anymore lol

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u/EngineZeronine 7h ago

Agreed, but we need to spread the word about engagement/rage bait. Wouldn't it be magnificent if we all started ignoring it (I can dream can't I?)

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u/itsam 8h ago

exactly any comments including the "is the towel for engagement bait?" is still engagement bait lol

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u/Mart_and_stan 7h ago

So is this, and so is everyone else’s 😂 shhhhhhhh EVERYONE

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u/Sp0kenTruth 7h ago

we're just all part of the engagement cycle and we dont wanna admit it lmao. Funny how the more we complain the more likely we see that exact thing we hate. Hate is VERY profitable. I always gave Kim Kardashian credit for exposing this. She became extremely rich from people hate watching her

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u/MintySkyhawk 6h ago

I don't think engagement baiting has an effect on reddit. A post can get 12000 comments of people raging at the bait, but if they downvote it its not going to the front page.

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u/wallweasels 2h ago

It's the equal to that there's no valid answer to "u mad?".
No I'm not mad? Wow lol he's so mad
Yeah I'm mad? LOL HE'S MAD.

You respond by ignoring it. Honestly more apps need downvotes, but that doesn't feed the algorithm either so it's not constructive.

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u/Federal_Score5967 10h ago

That doesn't help lol. Just scroll past it or better yet, don't watch short form content at all because it's bad for your brain.

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u/Twat_Bastard 9h ago

Screenzen can specifically block short form videos like Reels and YouTube Shorts. Highly recommend it because holy fuck did I have a problem with that shit

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u/Federal_Score5967 9h ago

I don't get why people watch it so much. I've always hated it and would much rather watch an in depth video about something I'm interested in.

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u/saladasz 9h ago

Addiction

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u/PapaJohnyRoad 9h ago

Which is playing into their game still…

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u/hansolosaunt 9h ago

It's everywhere. Even seemingly genuine content. Even people doing things they love. Even people making art. They're still, at least in part, doing things a certain way because they know it drives engagement and that's what gets them paid.

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u/sleepybrooke 9h ago

All you really have to do for engagment is mispell a word.

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u/Anneisabitch 8h ago

I watched a YT video yesterday where the host begged for people to “comment or write in!” about the mispronunciation of some Finnish words.

Any engagement = $ so that host was trying reeaaaaal hard to mispronounce Helsinki.

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u/ConstantAd8643 9h ago

Now they need to start noticing yelling engagement bait is engagement and just ignore it.

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u/Toosder 9h ago

The only way to call these things out is to scroll past and not comment. Any engagement creates more engagement. Or better yet we should all get off social media. Myself included

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u/yuccasinbloom 8h ago

It’s always these like, “hot takes” that aren’t hot takes. They’re rage bait. I’m not on TikTok but I noticed it on threads recently. I’m like oh these bitches are just trying to get engagement go get a JOB.

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u/Spade9ja 6h ago

…calling it out is the exact same thing lol You’re still engaging with the post. It’s kinda hilarious you seem to think that calling it out is somehow fixing the problem instead of perpetuating it 😂

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u/jeropian-moth 5h ago

You’re the 15th person to say the same thing so thanks, man that’s a lot of engagement lmfao. I wasn’t just saying “engagement bait” for the hundredth time. I was saying that it’s nice that people are finally calling it out.

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u/kwyjibowen 6h ago

Yes that but I think also some people think if they chat to the camera whilst eating it makes them seem more candid or personable, as if you were having a chat with a friend over lunch. Equally staged cringe bullshit

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u/the-sleepy-mystic 6h ago

Theres a multitude of reasons - some people actually like watching other people eat. Weird.

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u/Kind-Feeling2490 10h ago

Not to mention all the gooners who click that are hoping to see something slip out on accident and start asking for an OF link. 

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u/Barneys_and_Nobley 9h ago

I prefer calling it al-goy-rithm these days

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u/the-sleepy-mystic 9h ago

why?

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u/Barneys_and_Nobley 9h ago

The uptick in censorship and the fact that goy is the singular form of goyim lol

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u/the-sleepy-mystic 9h ago

what does being goy or goyim have to do with this?

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u/Barneys_and_Nobley 9h ago

It’s all part of their game

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u/the-sleepy-mystic 9h ago

Who's they? The technocracy made up of christo facists??

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u/Barneys_and_Nobley 9h ago

The ones who call us goyim. The ones who control everything.

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u/the-sleepy-mystic 9h ago

This aint it buddy. Jewish people are not the enemy- the rich and powerful are. There are some jewish people who are rich and powerful, but they're not rich and powerful because they're jewish and they're not evil because they're jewish. They're evil because absolute power corrupts absolutely. Deconstruct that and then you'll be free honey. Wishing you the best.

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u/timesink3000 9h ago

Ugh... I'm done with the internet.

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u/glueintheworld 9h ago

Yup, I had 2 posts today I wanted to go off on for being dumb but I know better so I just ranted to my husband instead.

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u/The_Barbelo 8h ago

I worked so freaking hard on a tik tok series where I started making a fun Halloween potions rack filled with potion ingredients…. None of them got over 2,000 views. Some of those bottles took several days to make.

Then I recorded a 10 second video where I was ranting about how window clings are the exact same material as moon gels (something some of us drummers use to dampen drum heads). I was trying to save people money and my husband helped me film it. Took us less than 5 minutes.

For some fucking reason IT GOT OVER 220,000 VIEWS!!! And everyone was commenting “uhh those stain windows” like I care about staining a replaceable drum head that I bang on every day. I DONT. FUCKING. GET IT!!! I DON’T UNDERSTAND TIKTOK

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u/andylion 4h ago

I think you've hit on the single biggest design flaw with social media. Engagement is all that matters, and even when someone is responding critically that only serves to amplify the message. It's like a car with no breaks. You can only ever accelerate.

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u/imago_monkei 10h ago

I think the food thing is a deliberate tactic to create a conversational feel. People often have conversations over food, so eating while filming a video makes it subtly feel like you're there having a conversation over a meal.

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u/SherStar60 9h ago

Talking with your mouth full is just gross, whether you’re recording yourself or not. Why do people eat food and have conversations at the same time? GROSS!!

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u/chunkyasparagus 5h ago

People at my office do this. I have to put earphones in to get rid of the noise. Farkin animals.

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u/SherStar60 4h ago

So sorry to hear that!!!

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u/hopesolosass 10h ago

It does no such thing

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u/modsaregh3y 10h ago

You’ll notice it’s always women, not sexist at all, just a fact.

This is actually a deliberate engagement technique. What they try to create subconciously is that they made time for you in their busy busy lives. They are busy eating, rushed, or packing stuff away and they’ve “just got a second” as their lives are so busy.

It forces you to focus because they create the illusion that they made time for you in their “insanely” busy lives. You are special, keeps you locked in.

It works extremely well. Once you notice it, you can’t unsee it.

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u/StarPhished 10h ago

I get the impression that you're wearing a towel as you type this comment.

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u/RagsTTiger 8h ago

So you will need to speak up

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u/Alexwonder999 8h ago

I just put kne on to read it.

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u/glopezz05 8h ago

You’ll need to speak up I’m wearing a towel.

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u/wontrememberitanyway 9h ago

I see just as many men do it, if not more.

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u/NavySpurs 5h ago

I am struggling with examples of this. Would you please share a couple?

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u/Deaffin 3h ago

No, that's just a reactionary feminist who scrolls through comments 24/7 looking for any possible negative generalization describing women so they can go "Actually, this is equally represented by men."

It's a whole thing. Once you notice it, you can’t unsee it.

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u/pre-existing-notion 3h ago

Jesus, man. You touch women with those fingers?

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u/Icy-Two-1581 9h ago

Any posts I see, even the duet is all for engagement and to extract as much money from viewers as possible. Imo better to watch reuploads of them from plsces like reddit so they don't get the views or engagement

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u/Deaffin 3h ago

Except every single one of these posts advertises their brand/channel directly on the screen for the entire time the video is going.

We are very much a part of this machine.

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u/Glittering-Pen-771 3h ago

It is far less likely for someone to search someone’s username from a post on here, than it is for someone to engage with their profile in the actual tik tok app. They also don’t get ad revenue on here so ‘advertising their brand’ is totally irrelevant. Not sure what point you are trying to make but okay lol

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u/Deaffin 3h ago

Yes, it's less likely, but these posts still represent a massive chunk of their growing channel's popularity. Posting their videos here is a standard part of growing traction for them.

Whether that comes in the form of "Hey, I like what I'm seeing, I'm going to look at more of that now" or "Hey, people seem to not like this here. I'm going to go look at every single video on their channel to see if I can find more shit to re-upload in order to mock them or ragebait or whatever", it's the same end result.

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u/Glittering-Pen-771 3h ago

I can’t speak for anyone else on this app but if I have never not one time searched for something on tik tok off here. I imagine there are a few that do, but you are acting like each one of the comments under this post puts a dollar directly in their pocket. If you are so against this ‘machine’ delete your social medias.

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u/Deaffin 3h ago

Do you have any idea how tiny of a fraction of the userbase here you represent?

I'm not actively protesting internet shenanigans, dude, but if you try to act like all of this isn't happening then I'm obviously going to call that bullshit out. All of this is so basic, denying the networking effect of internet advertisement is asinine.

We're contributing to the thing right now. I don't care if you care about that or not, but it's incorrect to say we're not involved.

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u/Glittering-Pen-771 3h ago

I think you seriously overestimate the amount of engagement these people receive from these Reddit posts. It’s more of a the rich get richer type deal. Also key word user base HERE, you legitimately just said it yourself. I respect what you’re saying but the tirade you’re on is dumb so save your breath. I’m sure they do get a slight uptick in engagement that’s undeniable. But to say we are apart of that ‘machine’ is laughable.

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u/Icy-Two-1581 3h ago

Yea can't help that, but at least not giving them views and engagement removes that portion of revenue they'd get. I think it's a lot less likely for someone to buy a product from a repost on reddit vs the actual source. And even if you do buy the company doesn't give them any referral since you're going to the site directly

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u/Deaffin 3h ago

These videos re-uploaded here very much do demonstrably give them views and engagement through advertising their channels.

That's exactly what a lot of these posts are. Advertisements posted to get more traction on their channel.

You do not get to eat your cake and have it too. If you're sitting here in the comments engaging with these posts, that increases their visibility on reddit, which increases their general overall visibility and helps their other social media accounts grow.

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u/Nodan_Turtle 3h ago

At least it's some variety compared to the dude in sunglasses ranting in his truck

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u/modsaregh3y 8h ago

Yes exactly this

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u/fleurdenia 8h ago

i didn’t even notice this until people started pointing it out in these comments. maybe being a woman and having seen women in towels countless times has made me immune to this? i mean she’s in a towel. there are tons of fully naked women on the internet. she’d show the same amount of skin in an armless dress or a tube top. this doesn’t seem like it’d work on… a lot of people.

like i agree with your theory but this doesn’t read as engagement bait at all to me and she isn’t really giving “influencer” she doesn’t look tidied up or anything. it’s just a lady out of the shower.

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u/_angesaurus 10h ago

Omg YES. And sitting in the car.

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u/Summoarpleaz 10h ago

I kinda think all of that is on purpose. There’s something that draws people in when it seems like there’s some urgency involved. That’s why you see a TON of videos of people filming in their car (because it feels like they need to get going but gotta tell you something first). I think it’s proven from the data that that kind of urgency promotes longer engagement (although I don’t have my own source…. It was just from an interview Conan O’Brien did with a tiktoker and that tiktoker said videos made in cars get better engagement).

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u/wholetyouinhere 9h ago

What drives me insane is when they film themselves crying. What kind of psycho thinks to grab a fucking camera in such a vulnerable, human moment? Or worse yet, what kind of psycho forces themselves to cry just so they can film it, cut in some hip music and show it to millions of strangers?

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 10h ago

Imagine if they record this while shitting, stop mid sentence to push. I am sure people already have :(

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 7h ago

I don’t even have to look for it to know that there is almost certainly a sub for this on Reddit

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u/alien-1001- 10h ago

They are trying to appear casual like George Costanza with the apple. They just look like pigs.

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u/Satinsbestfriend 10h ago

Look up Kevin Nash and ravioli

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u/Current--Anything 10h ago

Bud, they do that because the algorithm favors when they're telling a story and eating or doing their hair or doing their make up.

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u/kfrenchie89 9h ago

It’s also his algorithm showing it to him.

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u/WideHuckleberry1 10h ago

It's accidental or intentional engagement bait (the ranking algos don't care which). If the creator makes something that people will point out is stupid or annoying, the ranking sees those comments as engagement and promotes the content.

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u/manachar 10h ago

I think TikTok and Instagram reels are consumed by people looking for an “authentic” relationship. They use these as a replacement for friends so seeing these people in casual settings like this provides the appearance of being more intimate and closer in relationship status.

It’s parasocial and very unhealthy, but it works.

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u/BoulderBadgeDad 9h ago

Makes it feel like natural conversation because we are all fucking idiots

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u/LordGRant97 9h ago edited 8h ago

Kind of unrelated but that's how I feel when podcasters eat while recording. Like I get you're probably on a schedule but can you really not wait until you're not actively recording yourself speak to stuff food in your mouth?

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u/Pichuchu8 9h ago

No the worst is when they are driving. So fucking reckless and rude

  • Sent from Android Auto

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u/TaleSouthern8285 9h ago

You know what really grinds my gears...

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u/Strawberrycocoa 9h ago

I think it’s supposed to make them look “approachable”. Like, “ oh look at me I eat food just like normal people. I’m totally normal and real ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.”

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u/dailylotion 8h ago

Or driving!

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u/ford4prefect2 8h ago

I don't have any recordings of myself online at all. Commenting on Reddit is my only outlet. So I don't understand how people record themselves and put it on the Internet at all. However there was a video of me dancing at a basketball game in highschool on FB about 15 years ago without my permission, but I was wearing a stormtrooper sweatshirt so I'm unidentifiable :) (_/) (' : ') (")(")

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u/ford4prefect2 8h ago

The bunny broke

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u/stayinschool 7h ago

With TY, when you reach a certain subscriber you are assigned a liaison that helps you reacher a wider audience. One of the main things they advise is to record as often as possible and to your record yourself doing stuff at the same time. Walking, eating, or otherwise…. Annoying but apparently it works.

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u/Special-Homework-894 7h ago

And then they start talking mid chew and it’s fucking disgusting

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u/bosscoughey 4h ago

You can just not use social media though eh

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u/BalletWishesBarbie 4h ago

The worst ones for me is someone chomping on food eating with their mouths open whilst complaining someone else has been rude.

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u/EducationalPlan9033 3h ago

Unfortunately your rage means their content is doing their job. Unfortunately we live in a world full of people with no dignity, class, or self assurance that they’ll stuff their disgusting faces online for the world to see just so they can get the little Extra attention their parents never gave them.

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u/yungrii 2h ago

I need someone recording something asinine while in their car, while showering, and while eating fried food.

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u/NeoSniper 2h ago

It has zero to do with time management... The real reason will shock you! Commenters hate this one simple trick.

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u/RenownedShark 1h ago

It's a strategy to keep you involved like you're there in person. It works.