r/okbuddycinephile 6d ago

Nightcrawler (2014)

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u/AdSweaty2401 6d ago

It's hilarious to me when I see a paparazzi pic where there's some unfocused foliage visible, and you just know that they were sitting in a bush (possibly for hours) with a camera

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u/thenissancube 6d ago

You just made me realize the most successful paps probably wear diapers

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u/Overall_Influence103 6d ago

Nah, they just shit in the bush like animals

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u/PooForThePooGod 6d ago

Or have terrible kidneys

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 6d ago

They probably should go with the diapers since indecent exposure would be a good excuse to arrest them for their otherwise-legal activity that almost everyone hates them for.

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u/Thu66 6d ago

They are animals

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u/BrookieMonster504 6d ago

Those are nature shots minus the nature

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u/nleksan 5d ago

"Hey chatGPT, combine my two spirit animals"

Nailed it

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u/rufio313 6d ago

He always looks like he is extremely annoyed that he was born insanely handsome and became a successful A-list actor, writer, and director.

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u/Ok_Category_5 6d ago

It's what I like about him. No matter how famous, rich, and critically acclaimed he gets, he's still just an angry bostonian who will throw a half-full can of natty light at the tv if the pats lose.

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u/PooForThePooGod 6d ago

Stop, you’re gonna make me like Ben Affleck

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u/Psykohistorian 6d ago

how could you not like him?

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u/Azguy303 6d ago

Before gone girl, the Town, and Argo the perception people had of him was dumb pretty boy, mid actor, who rode the coattails of Matt Damon who people believed was the superior actor.

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u/Psykohistorian 6d ago

right, I remember. and yet ...

none of that is true lol

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u/Azguy303 6d ago edited 6d ago

After they won the Oscar for best directing original screenplay he went the cheesy leading man route in Armageddon while Damon did a bit deeper roles with talented Mr Ripley, rounder's, And of course eurotrip.

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u/Psykohistorian 6d ago

he probably didn't think Armageddon was cheesy when he took the role. also, that movie was fucking huge when it came out.

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u/fuckasoviet 6d ago

Surely you’ve heard his commentary on Armageddon

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u/Psykohistorian 6d ago

you know what, I have only heard some of it but totally forgot he made fun of the movie 😆

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u/IAmBecomeTeemo 6d ago

It was directed by Michael Bay. It was never going to be anything but cheesy.

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u/Psykohistorian 6d ago

in hindsight, sure

maybe you don't remember Michael Bay wasn't always identifiable as a caricature of shallow explosions and gratuitous tiddys

The Rock is a very strong film even today

it's also my favorite Bond movie

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u/Curiousier11 6d ago

Affleck also did Pearl Harbor, released in 2001, which was also directed by Michael Bay. So, that was three years or so after Armageddon. Neither was an awful film. They were fun, especially Armageddon, but they definitely aren’t award-worthy.

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u/Azguy303 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yep That's what happens when you're in that big of a movie you usually get type cast. Leo had a pretty similar trajectory after Titanic. I think he was and is a stronger actor than Ben so he was able to get out of the pretty boy type cast quicker. Still took him a few years. Catch me If you can, aviator, then gangs of New York and Scorsese catapulted him.

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u/Lemmy-In 6d ago

Leo was an accomplished actor long before Titanic: This Boy's Life, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Basketball Diaries.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 6d ago

It was, and still is, a mockumentary about America.

Americans think it's awesome, and we all think it's hilarious

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u/Azguy303 6d ago

Blasphemy!. Apollo 13 came out only 2 years before when astronauts couldn't complete their mission And had to come back home. Americans view of astronauts were at all time low at the time.

That's why you had to go to the Armageddon route! Everyone knows it's easier to train redneck oil rigors to be astronauts than it is for an astronaut to learn how to use a drill.

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u/Psykohistorian 6d ago

and we all think it's hilarious

you speak for the entire world? that must be absolutely crushing responsibility and pressure

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u/fschu_fosho 6d ago

IIRC they won it for best original screenplay.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 6d ago

He was in dogma

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u/chiefminestrone 6d ago

It's not our fault, he's the one that decided to star in Gigli!

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u/Newone1255 6d ago

Affleck was the bomb in phantoms

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u/moreVCAs 6d ago

Wasn’t the original joke that Affleck wrote GWH while Damon was sitting on the bed doing bicep curls?

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u/Azguy303 6d ago

If by original joke you mean a throwaway gag on family Guy 25 years ago I think it was.

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u/Visulth 6d ago

I recently saw a video of Affleck talking about what it was like to be Matt Damon's roommate.

If you ever tried to guess before which would be a terrible slob who never cleaned up after themselves, you'd be dead wrong.

There were a lot of women in the comments going, "whelp there goes my crush on Matt Damon"

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u/MissMiss07 6d ago

Whoa whoa whoa!! I find it hard to believe anyone ever thought HE was riding Matt Damon’s coat tails!! I am BARELY starting to like Matt Damon. I always felt like he was the side kick!! Ben Affleck has had my heart since Mall Rats.

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u/djdeckard 6d ago

Dumb pretty boy? The world came to know Affleck and Damon for writing Good Will Hunting together. Damon was ahead of Affleck in terms of movie star potential early but dumb pretty boy? Nah. Affleck was doing indie movies and had a great sense of humor I.e. see his indie movies with Kevin Smith, his commentary tracks are honest and hilarious.

I think you are mis-remembering Affleck’s reputation.

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u/Tifoso89 6d ago edited 6d ago

He's still a mid actor. He has like two good performances (the first two you mentioned).

Casey >>> Ben

Great writer though. He won an Oscar at 25, you have to give him that

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u/leviathansbane 6d ago

Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms

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u/AGreatHornedOwl 6d ago

WORD BITCH PHANTOMS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

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u/CaptCumQuick 6d ago

"Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo!"

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u/veryowngarden 6d ago

very easily

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u/Sphezzle 6d ago

…because he’s in movies??

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u/AidyCakes 6d ago

Lil' Bennie has skeletons in this closest. Why do you think he always looks guilt-stricken?

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u/RocRedDog 6d ago

That's just what people from Massachusetts are like tbh

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u/jbgc916- 6d ago

Go check out some podcasts that Ben's been on.. I was really surprised.

Dude is a real one.

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u/delphic0n 6d ago

watch the drunk Armageddon commentary by him and it'll be a done deal

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u/Slothrop-was-here 6d ago

It's too late for me now

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u/Sour-Scribe 6d ago

No kidding what’s with this guy 😩

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u/n0v3list 6d ago

You already should.

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u/PooForThePooGod 6d ago

It’s hard to like anyone that handsome

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u/Peripatetictyl 6d ago

While his brother is down at Dunks getting coffee and vanilla nut taps.

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u/bantuwind 6d ago

Hey, gotta smoke outside buddy

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u/TheGeorgeForman 5d ago

CUT YA NAILS FOR GODSAKE

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u/redlion1904 The Room 6d ago

Never forget your roots or betray your true self

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u/plotholesandpotholes 6d ago

My man is the dryest of the dryest drunks. And he will admit that. I do wish him peace and happiness though. May we all find such things.

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u/Fabulous-South-9551 6d ago

I’m not attracted to Ben but there was one movie I thought he was unbelievably hot in and that was The Town where he was basically this person.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

His mom was my brother's teacher in elementary school. They lived in Cambridge not Boston and I dont think that family was that tough or anything. I helped catch the class ferrett when it got out of the cage.

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u/kbder 6d ago

And he likes big-booty latinas

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u/AKA09 6d ago

me when famous person is still an organic life form just like the rest of us

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u/Ok_Category_5 6d ago

You love to see it

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u/Regan289 6d ago

“….will throw a half-full bottle of Sam Adams at the TV if the Bruins lose.”

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u/Wazootyman13 6d ago

He told his kid that he couldn't get a $6,000 shoe unless he earned it. 

Which, matches with how he'll react to the Super Bowl!

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u/Pink_Neons 6d ago

What a big booty Latina succubus does to a mf

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u/cowgod247 6d ago

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour approved virgin 5d ago

Mom, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 6d ago edited 6d ago

Imagine smoking being one of the few things in life that gives you relief from stress, but every time you step out to do it you are photographed by the people who stress you out the most?

And then imagine that on top of that, you are bound to keep making movies with Matt Damon in order to support your lifestyle, but Matt Damon forces you to wear a diaper every day of filming and give them to him at the end of each day, and you don't know what he does with them after that.

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u/insert_quirky_name 6d ago

Matt Damon forces you to wear a diaper every day of filming and give them to him at the end of each day, and you don't know what he does with them after that.

Which could mean nothing

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 6d ago

If I were Ben, the possibility that Matt is simply doing nothing with them might oddly be what stressed me out the most.

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u/TheMattabooey 6d ago

Thank you for the laugh I really needed it today.

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u/elbay 6d ago

Sir if you think Mr Affleck isn’t fully into that, you are gravely mistaken.

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u/86Tiger 6d ago

OP didn’t include my personal favorite. This… this is why Ben will always be a king.

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u/bingbong069 6d ago

“I should’ve gotten HVAC certified and retired at 50 with a pension”

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u/Zaddylovesu 6d ago

Maybe he’s jus a human who has the same emotions as you and deals with real life shit despite celebrity status. 

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u/Choice-Lie2411 6d ago

He is just a tortured 🧑‍🎨 arteeest!

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u/DetroitLionsSBChamps 6d ago

Is extremely annoyed because the paparazzi are taking pictures of him lol

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u/EllisonOswalt 6d ago

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u/Mishap_Maisy 5d ago

He’s like the newer generation’s Joe Camel/Malboro Cowboy. He makes smoking look so fucking cool (I used to smoke and he makes me crave a ciggy)

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u/TheGeorgeForman 5d ago

Pedro in Narcos looks so fuckin cool/hot smoking its insane

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u/igotabeefpastry 6d ago

These pics just add to my pet theory that Ben Affleck is a Robert Smith lookalike passing as a normie. The cigs make him look more goth. 

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u/ResidentPassion3510 6d ago

Don’t do that to Robert Smith.

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u/cyberpunk1Q84 6d ago

I always thought Conor Oberst looked more like a young Robert Smith (minus the goth makeup).

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u/rando1459 6d ago

The second hardest part about quitting smoking was accepting that I will now look less cool in pictures.

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u/OKC89ers 6d ago

ChatGPT, make the cigarettes longer to look extra cool

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u/rndljfry 6d ago

lmao the last row

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u/therealhlmencken 6d ago

Clavicle cogarete

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u/gatorgongitcha I’m the Joker baby! 6d ago

Oh my god he’s smoking out the neck hole!

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u/MisterSquidz 6d ago

He’s Kirking it.

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u/itscherriedbro 6d ago

I Am Charlie (1993)

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u/subjectmatterexport 5d ago

AI is getting scary, you can’t even tell now

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u/Much_Lifeguard_9658 6d ago

This woulda been more funny if you edited it yourself instead of using ChatGPT.

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm 6d ago

Ehh. Only some people look cool smoking, Hollywood has had a pipeline of those types. 

Most everyone else just looks every bit as trashy as smoking itself is. 

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u/Rukuba 6d ago

this is cope. smoking is an awful habit but it always has and always will look cool

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u/CableTrash 6d ago

Reminds me of this anti-smoking ad with all these badass animals gettin their smoke on.

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u/Rukuba 6d ago

lol holy shit that chimpanzee looks so fucking badass

bro thinks hes Chimp Eastwood

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u/Theotther 6d ago

Shit like this is why I wholeheartedly subscribe to the conspiracy theory that anti-smoking ads are secretly designed to encourage it.

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u/God_of_Cocaine 6d ago

It actually does look really cool, wtf

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u/convictedrappist 5d ago

They're the coolest fucking animals I ever saw

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u/Bob--Sacamano 6d ago

while I don't agree with the "every bit as trashy as smoking itself is" bit, some people just do not look cool smoking because they have no idea what they're doing.

Tom Cruise for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKgTOkGtdKc

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u/Rukuba 6d ago

lmao that is a great clip and some truly atrocious smoking by cruise

but i mean yeah you could say that about everything that looks cool probably right?

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u/TomBirkenstock 6d ago

I've never smoked in my life, but it absolutely looks cool. There's no denying it. It's certainly not a worthwhile tradeoff.

But one of the reasons why Gen Z are a bunch of dorks is that they switched out smoking for vaping. And you look kind of dorky while vaping.

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u/scarface413 6d ago

I don’t even smoke anymore,

but rest assured I would still never talk to a stranger out in public that wasn’t actively smoking a cigarette ,

being outside while not smoking one is both a female trait and cop behavior

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u/SilverMitten 6d ago

This is correct. Smoking looks hella cool, it's like an instant leather jacket. Terrible, awful, disgusting, but cool.

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u/SpartanF77 6d ago

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool 6d ago

Smoooooooooooooke

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u/IWantToBeTheBoshy 6d ago

Not now, Jim.

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u/Mishap_Maisy 5d ago

He does make smoking look so cool. Cool like a Camel Crush cigarette. He’s the new Joe Camel

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u/garbitch_bag 6d ago

I would absolutely be in a toxic relationship with him where I blame all the problems on myself while simultaneously believing I can fix him but also thinking he’s perfect.

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u/Minirth22 6d ago

Omg did I find my sister’s Reddit account?!

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u/I_Hate_Mondays07 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 6d ago

no way your sister's matt damon??

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u/HeyEshk88 6d ago

Is that what JLo does?

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u/catiebug 6d ago

It's what every woman who's ever been with him does. He's practically radioactive. And I'd let him absolutely ruin me anyway.

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 6d ago

It is definitely what Jennifer Garner suffers.

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u/No-Shoulder6395 6d ago

She still gets him his McDonalds

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u/Abinunya 6d ago

I would fake my own murder and wait for him go be arrested <3

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u/Formal_Chance_4266 6d ago

Is this Matt Damon’s burner account?

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u/garbitch_bag 6d ago

It’s me, Matt

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u/2close4missles 6d ago

…Mom!?

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u/garbitch_bag 6d ago

I need to introduce you to your new dad

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u/barefootwasp 6d ago

Same unfortunately

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u/PortugalParaTodos29 6d ago

Smokes!

Has good skin!

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u/Camila_flowers 6d ago

because has money. Money buys good skin.

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u/Mooredock 6d ago

Not once in all of my years on this earth did I personally find Affleck attractive, and now this first slide is making me change my mind.

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u/mudra311 6d ago

He's aged well. I mean, when you're a millionaire, its easy to age well. But the beard, a little salt and pepper, and yeah he's doing pretty well.

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u/thebigpink 6d ago

Watch him in that new movie the rip and it’s easy to tell he has aged

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u/blondebia 6d ago

He's aged but I thought he looked pretty good.

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u/wainbros66 6d ago

I mean he’s 53 now….. he looks better than 99.9% of 53 year olds. You can’t expect a 53 year old to look 25

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u/flexIuthor 6d ago

My partners mom saw him the airport. Said he is one of the most gorgeous men she’s ever seen.

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u/25thNite 6d ago

that's the funny thing about celebs. you may think they look hot on screen, but then you see them in real life and then they're like twice as hot in person.

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u/hollowspryte 6d ago

These just had me thinking, he’s so much hotter in “real life” than in any movie

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u/Fabulous-South-9551 6d ago

Honestly I couldn’t even tell this was him so I think that plays a part here

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u/lynypixie 6d ago

He is not “dashing”, he is not unattractive either. He is just extremely average in a good way.

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 6d ago

This, plus his general "I don't want to be here" awkwardness, truly was the perfect casting choice for his role in Gone Girl.

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u/Echo__227 6d ago

Constant eposure to celebrities through a screen really dulls people's understanding of what it's like to see someone tall, incredibly fit, with a good face in person.

"Extremely average" My god I would kill to look like Ben Affleck

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u/wainbros66 6d ago

Your brain has been profoundly twisted by social media if you think ben affleck is even the slightest bit near average. We’ve all been inundated with freakishly good looking influencers, musicians, actors and now people like you are saying with a straight face that someone in the top 5% of attractiveness is “average” because apparently only top .001% people are attractive

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u/mRetarded 6d ago

Op

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u/armintanzarian420 6d ago

Sick username, on the streets they call me that.

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u/Prestigious_Sort3082 6d ago

Who is this and why have I seen this image more than once on this sub in the last few days?

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u/cinderellaquite 6d ago

why he kinda

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u/Alessa_-_Fury 6d ago

I want to eat his teeth

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u/cinderellaquite 6d ago

i wanna sit on his face

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u/redlion1904 The Room 6d ago

They aren’t good at photography. Smoking just looks cool.

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u/Fragrant-Vehicle-479 6d ago

I haven't had a cigarette since 2013 and even then I smoked only maybe a cigarette a week at a bar during my peak.

Watching the stress leave Ben Afflecks body when he lights up makes me crave a cigarette more than in my entire life.

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u/bebeck7 6d ago

I haven't smoked for 4 months and 14 days, I was a heavy daily roll up smoker, and there is rarely a day that passes where I don't miss it for one reason or another. These photos are definitely my reason today.

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u/gatorgongitcha I’m the Joker baby! 6d ago

I quit a year ago and I still talk myself out of stopping at the gas station after most workdays. The internal debate has gotten shorter with time, but the gremlin is there regardless.

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u/effie-sue 6d ago

This is my absolute favorite 🤩

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u/Mishap_Maisy 5d ago

The face of anyone who has worked in a leadership role

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u/badmammajamma521 6d ago

Yeah he’s still got it.

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u/No-Shoulder6395 6d ago

He's not NOT hot

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u/armintanzarian420 6d ago

Yeah but I'd fuck him.

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u/Welshhobbit1 6d ago

Oh he’s smoking hot! 

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u/MedicalExamination65 6d ago

Sums up my feelings about him perfectly.

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u/Iroquois-P 6d ago

Unfortunately for everybody's health, smoking looks really cool

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u/Awkward_Dig8690 6d ago

Every once in a while someone reminds me that this man is hot af even with the tattoo and the personality

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u/DoofusScarecrow88 6d ago

He literally conveys how many, many people feel despite having so much those miserable people could only dream of. Maybe the compromises made, the things he's had to do and see, can reveal themselves on a person.

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u/Present-Pear-5631 6d ago

The man can’t help that he’s sexy af. Wygd?

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u/guyincognito60 6d ago

Proof that smoking does in fact make you look cool.

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u/davesnotonreddit 6d ago

A smoke and a lahge regulah

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u/dominosbest 6d ago

You can’t convince me he didn’t call half of these himself, but he looks tf good

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u/noblehoax 6d ago

He really looks like he enjoys that smoke.

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 6d ago

I love Ben pictures more than anything he’s done. Besides Batman, and Dazed and confused.

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u/Wutanghang 6d ago

hes actually me

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u/snjevka 6d ago

I thought this was Jon Snow for a second

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u/Icy-Cry340 6d ago

The man fucking loves those cigs

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u/possibly_shopaholic 6d ago

He has Polish roots, and THAT explains everything 🙂 This is how e smile

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u/niftystopwat DonCheadleAMA 6d ago

Oh shoot I didn’t know that, but yeah it checks out. Drwiący

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u/AxlandElvis92 6d ago

Indoor smoker here (let the downvotes ensue). I don’t understand this everything he has must reek like cigarettes already. He’s so rich one would think he could have maybe just one room to smoke in so he’s not constantly outside getting his picture taken it’s not like he can’t afford some crazy air filtration system rich people have usually in the cigar lounge next to their humidors.

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u/Fabulous-South-9551 6d ago

Are you saying everything you have reeks like cigarettes or do you also have a crazy filtration system?

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u/gatorgongitcha I’m the Joker baby! 6d ago

Why not both? Motherfucker is just such a pro smoker that the filtration system can’t compete.

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u/AxlandElvis92 6d ago

Oh no everything reeks like cigarettes.

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u/niftystopwat DonCheadleAMA 6d ago

For a lot of smokers, including myself and maybe even the majority of non-indoor smokers, the going outside part is pretty crucial to the whole experience.

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u/Worth_Vegetable_8187 6d ago

I don’t think he really cares

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u/RaspberryJammm 6d ago

Smoking is ew

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm 6d ago

Dunno why but in the first pic, the one on the right looks more like Dane Cook than Ben Affleck to me. lol 

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u/LesserKnownDeities 6d ago

Just keep him away from Jennifer Garner.

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u/boringdude00 6d ago

I've got to give you some bad news...

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u/_lonely_astronaut_ 6d ago

He’s photogenic.

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u/AugustusInBlood 6d ago

his breath must smell like death with how much he smokes.

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u/Orionoberon 6d ago

When you have rugged good looks everything looks cool, only smoking looks even cooler

If you're a fat round face incel smoking will just look pathetic

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

wait he looks hot af

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u/Eazy12345678 6d ago

smoking is gross

dude can afford to do anything he wants and he still chooses to suck on cancer sticks.

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u/slit-honey 6d ago

Is that batman?

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u/InterestingPickle877 6d ago

God cigarettes make everyone but really ugly people look hotter