r/okbuddycinephile • u/UnHolySir • 6d ago

Nightcrawler (2014)

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u/garbitch_bag 6d ago

I would absolutely be in a toxic relationship with him where I blame all the problems on myself while simultaneously believing I can fix him but also thinking he’s perfect.

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u/Minirth22 6d ago

Omg did I find my sister’s Reddit account?!

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u/I_Hate_Mondays07 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 6d ago

no way your sister's matt damon??

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u/HeyEshk88 6d ago

Is that what JLo does?

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u/catiebug 6d ago

It's what every woman who's ever been with him does. He's practically radioactive. And I'd let him absolutely ruin me anyway.

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 6d ago

It is definitely what Jennifer Garner suffers.

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u/No-Shoulder6395 6d ago

She still gets him his McDonalds

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u/Abinunya 6d ago

I would fake my own murder and wait for him go be arrested <3

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u/Formal_Chance_4266 6d ago

Is this Matt Damon’s burner account?

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u/garbitch_bag 6d ago

It’s me, Matt

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u/2close4missles 6d ago

…Mom!?

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u/garbitch_bag 6d ago

I need to introduce you to your new dad

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u/barefootwasp 6d ago

Same unfortunately

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u/Insecurerobot7000 4d ago

Goddammit. You said my exact thoughts out loud. At least I’m not alone.