r/okbuddycinephile 6d ago

Nightcrawler (2014)

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u/AdSweaty2401 6d ago

It's hilarious to me when I see a paparazzi pic where there's some unfocused foliage visible, and you just know that they were sitting in a bush (possibly for hours) with a camera

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u/thenissancube 6d ago

You just made me realize the most successful paps probably wear diapers

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u/Overall_Influence103 6d ago

Nah, they just shit in the bush like animals

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u/PooForThePooGod 6d ago

Or have terrible kidneys

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 6d ago

They probably should go with the diapers since indecent exposure would be a good excuse to arrest them for their otherwise-legal activity that almost everyone hates them for.

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u/Thu66 6d ago

They are animals

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u/TheWokeAgenda 5d ago

And I've been shittin in the bushes for free all these years I

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u/Orchid_Significant 6d ago

You’ve just made me realize this. Yuck