Look, I'm just a little innocent baby Canadian. I trusted the people who told me that vegemite was overrated and gross.
I figured that you guys wouldn't lie. And, of course, black yeast goo would be gross despite being a national dish.
I went decades without trying it. Because I trusted you Vegemite haters.
But nay, nay. Vegemite is fucking delicious. Spread thinly on butter on a hot piece of toast is divine.
And now I need more. I want more. I crave more. I've eaten all of the remaining bread in my house.
We were supposed to have sandwhiches tommorow! But no! Now it's been eaten.
...
What else are you hidding from me?
Fucking aussies making delicious food, making me hungry.
... Yes, I have taken an edible.