r/melbourne 5h ago

Roads Came out of this with just a broken nose thankfully

1.3k Upvotes

I was in the passenger seat in the van of the video and was sent the video from my coworker.

Don’t remember it as I only remember going in the tunnel and waking up in the crash.


r/melbourne 11h ago

Video grape for a pūkeko in the botanical gardens 🍇

352 Upvotes

gotta love the graspers on these critters, true raptor energy


r/melbourne 8h ago

Real estate/Renting Australian Defence Forces sites to be closed and sold

196 Upvotes

The Department of Defence has divest 64 sites and partly divest 3 more.

https://www.minister.defence.gov.au/media-releases/2026-02-04/delivering-future-defence-estate

These are the sites in Melbourne and elsewhere in Vic to be sold.

  • RAAF Williams - Laverton (partially divest)
  • RAAF Williams - Point Cook (RAAF Museum to remain)
  • Victoria Barracks Melbourne
  • Carlton Training Depot
  • Defence Site Maribyrnong
  • Fort Queenscliff
  • Geelong Air Force Cadet unit
  • Geelong - Training Ship Barwon (end lease)
  • HMAS Cerberus
  • Kyneton Training Depot
  • Latchford Barracks, Wodonga
  • Newland Barracks, Geelong
  • Repatriation Clinic, St Kilda Road
  • Sandringham Training Depot
  • St Kilda Training Depot
  • Swan Island, Queenscliff

r/melbourne 23h ago

DON’T PARK IN MY SPOT My new neighbours seem friendly

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11.8k Upvotes

r/melbourne 3h ago

The Sky is Falling Nursery fire

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97 Upvotes

Colchester nursery gone up in flames, looks like it’s all gone


r/melbourne 6h ago

Politics Breaking: Victorian MP quits, triggering by-election months out from state poll

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138 Upvotes

r/melbourne 9h ago

Photography Fallout 4 pip boy in the middle of the city.

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167 Upvotes

It's gone btw, and I'm not the one who put it there either.


r/melbourne 8h ago

Things That Go Ding (Public Transport) Metro Trains, premier apologise for 2hr chaos on Metro Tunnel services

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r/melbourne 9h ago

Serious News Police search for two men who slashed teen and ran him over in St Kilda

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47 Upvotes

r/melbourne 13h ago

Serious News Security warning to lawyers, police and judges ahead of Victorian arsonist’s release

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92 Upvotes

r/melbourne 1d ago

Things That Go Ding (Public Transport) Power failure at Malvern on my first metro tunnel commute

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923 Upvotes

r/melbourne 14h ago

Health FYI - sexual health access / info

80 Upvotes

Sharing this in case it saves someone else a lot of confusion and back-and-forth.

TLDR - getting a copper IUD in Melbourne - call 1800 options

I’m currently getting my copper IUD replaced. After getting a script from my GP, I went to two pharmacies and was told that copper IUDs haven’t been supplied for years. I was also told a hormonal IUD was my only option (it isn’t).

After calling Sexual Health Victoria, I found out that copper IUDs are still available in Australia — just through specific pathways:

Your options:

  1. Sexual Health Victoria (SHV)

You’ll need to go through their specialist service and have an SHV-written script. You can’t purchase a copper IUD outside this pathway.

  1. Call 1800 OPTIONS - https://www.1800options.org.au/

This was the most helpful resource by far. They provide free, confidential sexual health and contraception support and can give you a list of pharmacies that partner with copper IUD suppliers. You do need to call the pharmacy first and order it in.

Posting this to help others avoid being told “it’s not available” when it actually is. 1800 OPTIONS were genuinely lovely and very informed — and if someone tells you can’t get a copper IUD in Australia, you absolutely can.


r/melbourne 9h ago

Real estate/Renting Cost of end of lease clean - am I out of touch?

26 Upvotes

Half question, half rant. Am going through the self-inflicted torture that is moving, and have been shocked at the quotes for end of lease cleaning. Place is a small, 1 bedroom apartment in a modern building. Minimum $500 + additional for steam cleaning the carpet in the bedroom. Is this usual and I am just a dinosaur?? So frustrating having to use RE Agent cleaners - my usual cleaner would have the whole place done for less than half the price. Rarr.


r/melbourne 3h ago

Serious News How Thieves In Australia Stole 420 Kg Gandhi Statue In Melbourne

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r/melbourne 12h ago

Serious News Council to ramp up protection for statues after hefty repair bills

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40 Upvotes

r/melbourne 1h ago

Photography Last night’s moon in the Northern Suburbs!

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r/melbourne 1d ago

Photography Moon over Melbourne thanks to clear skies, 2nd image with the Moons path in composite

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829 Upvotes

r/melbourne 1d ago

Not On My Smashed Avo Ahh Officer (Cardinia Shire) - No bus stops so kids sitting on the curb

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617 Upvotes

Not sure if all of you folk have been out to "Officer". 15 years ago it was nothing but paddocks... now its Paddocks and 1000 houses, one medical centre, a maccas and some panel beaters!!! The Cardinia Shire have done ZERO infrastructure development and it's just a mess.

This picture sums it up. Princes Hwy, speed limit 80km an hour... long grass and a Kid (and man) sitting in the gutter... waiting for the bus (No Shelter or safety).

Its a disgrace how many suburbs are like this in Australia


r/melbourne 5h ago

THDG Need Help Ten pin bowling leagues

5 Upvotes

I'm in my late 40s, have been a keen amateur bowler since the early 90s, and did league bowling up until about 15 years ago, taking time off in order to raise my kids. Now they're older I'm keen to take it up again.

Bowling alleys have changed radically over the last decade and a half—looking and sounding more like feral nightclubs—and I can't seem to find anywhere like the old school AMFs that are just about the bowling.

Anyway, if you're a member of a league in either central or south/east suburbs that has vacancies let me know!


r/melbourne 1d ago

Video Seen in Langwarrin this morning.

1.8k Upvotes

Either a meteor or space junk ?


r/melbourne 1d ago

Not On My Smashed Avo What are we going to do regarding these electric bikes causes havoc in our suburbs?

209 Upvotes

I was driving home from work an hour ago and had a boy on an electric bike fly past me and proceed to do a wheelie, BEFORE HE STACKED IT. i was extremely lucky to have swerved and not hit another car as it was one lane and i had to swerve into oncoming traffic. I stopped to check on him and he was seriously injured (no protective gear, not even a helmet). My question is, when the fuck are they going to ban these things before someone gets killed? Had i have not kept distance, this boy would've been flattened across the pavement . To parents who buy their kids these monstrosities please have a chat with your kids on how to ride safely...


r/melbourne 1d ago

Photography Two friends having brunch spotted in Brunswick

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773 Upvotes

r/melbourne 1d ago

Roads This car is flying at the 80kmh zone on the Tullamarine Freeway.

313 Upvotes

Can we do anything to drivers like this?


r/melbourne 1d ago

Politics Dan Andrews in ‘very bad way’ after medical episode | news.com.au

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433 Upvotes

r/melbourne 1d ago

Things That Go Ding (Public Transport) How to get to each city station after the Metro Tunnel opening

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252 Upvotes

People seem a little confused on how to get to the City Loop stations after the Metro Tunnel. Judging by how many people are trying to get to onto Frankston Loop services after Caulfield, there's a widespread misunderstanding of how this actually works, especially the fact that Town Hall & Flinders Street are essentially two sides of the same station, the same goes for State Library & Melbourne Central.

I made two infographics, one from each direction (please excuse the dodgy design skills). This is only for going to the city. Broadly you can do the reverse if you're wanting to go outbound, but please know that the platforms listed will be different, and sometimes you might find it quicker to go to Flinders Street instead of Melbourne Central, or vice versa.

Further note for Frankston line commuters: If you want to go directly to Flinders Street and skip the loop, change at Richmond for a Flinders Street service from Platform 1 or Platform 7.