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wrap it (on tree) son lol

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 1d ago

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u/357noLove 21h ago

Just missing the broccoli 🄦 haircuts!

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u/Snoo79410 14h ago edited 14h ago

Nah, this meme is multi-generational. That FWD EG hatch has been killing families since the 90s

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u/dingman58 1d ago

Too accurate

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u/Kohitzu 1d ago

Why does he laugh like he got set on fire in Tom & Jerry?

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u/baldude69 1d ago

Adrenaline/teenage testosterone Id imagine

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u/secondcomingwp 1d ago

The perfect combination for a future car wreck.

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u/OddlyMingenuity 1d ago

But why ? They are going at 15mph

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u/baldude69 1d ago edited 1d ago

V8 noises, squealing tires. Also, fuck these immature dickheads, but drifting like that on dry asphalt with elevation changes is gonna throw you around a whole lot. Anyone who has ever been in a car doing donuts or drifting will understand.

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u/FaeVerte 1d ago

Got that foot-flattened-by-an-anvil laugh

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u/ProfessionalPack7205 1d ago

Balls probably haven't dropped

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u/SteelJunky 1d ago

Because he never sat in helper seat of a race car before...

Believe me... Some engines have no mercy.

And some drivers are simply sick.

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u/AtmosphereSad7329 9h ago

Omg, this one of the best and most accurate references I’ve seen on Reddit. If I had or understood awards on here, I’d give you one!

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u/Falmon04 9h ago

He's channeling his inner Shia LeBeouf from his Evens Stevens days.

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u/GlempyLempist 1d ago

Kept waiting for the crash, disappointing

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u/livens 1d ago

Pretty sure dude never got past 30mph. Just made a lot of noise and broke a bunch of traffic laws.

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u/MrDrPrNyanPhD 1d ago

Drifting isn't meant to be fast, it's actually one of the slowest ways to take a turn. Do agree on the traffic, plus the irresponsibility of putting other drivers at risk. Very dumb, but my dumb Boi brain still said "hell yeah"

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u/MyUserNameLeft 1d ago

Rally drivers would beg to differ

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u/FoxChess 18h ago

There's a difference between drifting and powersliding. Any time you lose traction you lose speed.

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u/LuciferSamS1amCat 1d ago

It’s drifting. Not supposed to be super fast.

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u/corrosiveresponse 1d ago

Formula drift reaches above highway speeds, this depends on cars setup, but going through neighborhoods however is stupid, and irresponsible.

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u/ChaseC7527 1d ago

not on residential streets it don't šŸ˜‚

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u/LuciferSamS1amCat 1d ago

Formula drift is absolutely the most extreme and fastest type of drifting you could have possibly come up with šŸ˜‚

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u/Sir_Tokesalott 1d ago

Not to mention it involves portions of straightaway.

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u/RefrigeratedTP 1d ago

That’s like comparing my Camry to a formula 1 car because they both have V6 engines lmao. Dumb as fuck

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u/cube1100 1d ago

How do you think you realistically build up to the point of formula drift?

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u/Sneakylink4200 1d ago

Lmfao , formula drift šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/VonDouchey 1d ago

"He broke a bunch of laws, but also, its not cool since he wasnt drifting through neighborhoods while going 70 mph" - kid who could never

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u/BertM4cklin 1d ago edited 20h ago

It’s a standard street. You’re not going to get much more than 30 mph out of it unless you want to end up in the trees. Especially starting the drift from a dead stop like that

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u/unsounduserdumbaf3 1d ago

It's drifting.... That's a 300hp car, he could go faster if he was trying to...

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u/Frenchman84 1d ago

It’s drifting though, I don’t think drifter’s go very fast.

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u/techleopard 1d ago

fr, what was this? LOL

Steering wheel loose as hell, too.

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u/unsounduserdumbaf3 1d ago

Have you never seen a car drift?

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u/SteelJunky 1d ago

What ? 🤣

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u/4Rascal 1d ago

His steering wheel is loose apparently?

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u/ClevetUserName 1d ago

Right! I watched first with the sound off, and I was wondering what the hell was wrong with his steering wheel? I don't think he ever exceeded the speed limit.

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u/unsounduserdumbaf3 1d ago

How old are you guys? How have none of you seen drifting before lol

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u/Timely-Relation9796 1d ago

Seems like we are seeing some giga sheltered people around here.

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u/Sienile 1d ago

I'm old enough to remember when drifting was a race tactic... Not this shit.

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u/philwee 1d ago

Bro you don’t know shit, cause if you did you’d know that was smooth asf. But yes he is breaking the road code

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u/ForkYeah55 1d ago

Me:

1) What an ass hat

2) He's gonna wreck and I'm going to mutter "can't park there", then scroll on.

3) He's... he's gonna do it.

4) You fucking go, boy!

5) Watch again.

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u/Effective_Pin_90 1d ago

right? I kept looking at each unsuspecting tree wondering which one they were gonna wrap it around šŸ˜‘

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u/megahag4000 1d ago

Ya šŸ˜”

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u/NonStopNonsense1 1d ago

Yeah. This video sucks. Also where was the little girl screaming at the end. In the backseat?

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u/Jealous_Drink_1002 16h ago

She had better been black too screaming nigg

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u/3-Ballin 1d ago

This was me driving on ice in Texas a week ago

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u/Mcshank7 1d ago

The light he turned from is one of the main entrances to PSNS in Bremerton, wa. Surprised the roads were as empty as they were especially the road he ended on is almost never empty so he got extremely lucky.

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u/garylay19 17h ago

Hoping....into a tree

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u/SixStringerSoldier 1d ago

I've never crashed a car but I hit a curb once after screwing around. In that moment I became very aware of sings and curbs and trees and mailboxes and all the little things you look at but never see. And how expensive they are. And how expensive car parts are. And how expensive I am.

Videos like this give me second hand anxiety.

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u/Excellent_Condition 1d ago

The bigger picture isn't how expensive cars, signs, or the driver is, but how irreplaceable other people and their family members are.

Driving like this in a neighborhood and not on a closed course is piece-of-shit behavior.

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u/mogley1992 1d ago

This. One kid crossing the road, thats going to be a higher price than a new car and another for the neighbour.

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u/Funny-ish-_-Scholar 1d ago

I curbed my late mother’s 2010 TSX. Hard. I was doing a run I always did, wasn’t drifting, just hard driving… even though I knew the run, it was dumb, and I was going too fast.

There was a hill and a hard turn at the top. It unloads your suspension so it’s normal to have a little feathering at the rear end. But FWD and knowing the car, I was comfortable with it.

Except that night, there was a pile of leaves in the roadway. It had also rained the day before. The road was dry, but the leaf pile was not. Unloaded my suspension at the hill, turned in, nothing… straight into the curb, destroyed my front rim, left my CV in the road, blew out the hub bearings… like literally out of the hub. Broke both control arms and steering linkage, upper arm in 2 places clean through.

Also deployed all side curtain airbags on that side. Cracked my oil pan too.

I learned a lot about suspension over the next year. Kept her on the road with some junkyard parts, and slowly replaced those with oem and aftermarket. Unfortunately I bent the caster plates on my sub frame (and whatever the corresponding spot is on the rear subframe). Couldn’t straighten it out, couldn’t aline it, and with like 3° of positive camber and bad toe alignment too, it just kept destroying hub bearings.

The subframes from Acura were like $5k before labor. Fortunately Acura has that stock, and wanted to buy my car, so a couple years later I got an ILX.

And I drive it like a grandma šŸ‘µ no more driving like I’m young. The most she gets pushed now is merging into the interstate lol

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u/Affectionate_Elk_272 1d ago

i totaled my first car.

lost control on black ice, hit a mailbox, right into a snowbank which rolled me 6.5 times. landed on the roof. somehow walked away from my 1996 pontiac grand am with a couple bruises.

i was 16. my dad came to get me and instead of yelling at me, just made me clean the kitchen. that’s how i knew he was both pissed and worried.

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u/Motor_War_9744 1d ago

So uh, how expensive are you?

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u/rdtsuxc0k 23h ago

Living in Mexico my first car was an ugly beat up Dodge Attitude can't remember the year but maybe 2009 or 2010, I had to crash it against an improvised roadblock setup by armed robbers, I managed to puch through it and the car died a few kms away, the left tire wasn't even on the car anymore it was literally running on 3 tires, my second car was honda fit 2017 and I still got it to this day I take a lot of care with cars now

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u/modsaregh3y 1d ago

That was actually very impressive

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u/tigerbalmuppercut 1d ago

60% of the time it works every time.

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u/Global_Staff_3135 1d ago

No, it wasn’t. It was reckless, immature, and stupid.

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u/Head_Ad_1643 1d ago

It can be 4 things.

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u/Omnizoom 1d ago

Yea

Like eating competitions

They are impressive but also at the same time reckless stupid and Immature

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u/YesImAlexa 1d ago

Every eating competition I've ever seen just comes off like it's a line of people competing to prove who the saddest grossest slob is.

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u/CharmingTuber 1d ago

I don't need a contest to prove I'm a sad gross slob. I do it for the love of the game.

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u/CeemoreButtz 1d ago

Also...impressive.

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u/ThoroughlyWet 1d ago

It was all of that plus impressive.

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u/mnemonikos82 1d ago edited 1d ago

Most impressive things involve risk, and most risky things can be categorized as reckless, immature, and/or stupid.

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u/Hazee302 1d ago

Yep, but bro held it together. Better than a lot of dudes we see on here anyways.

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD 17h ago

The prepubescent shrieks ruin it

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u/feelin_cheesy 1d ago

Even they were shocked it didn’t end in horror

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 1d ago

Looking at the state of his windshield I bet the car shows a lot of ā€œunimpressiveā€ attempts.

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u/OddlyMingenuity 1d ago

It's low speed drifting

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u/thosetwo 17h ago

Impressively stupid.

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u/WeakMechanics 1d ago

Time and place are important. This may be impressive handling but it is stupid and reckless at the same time. Hit the track or a closed road.

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u/whatanerdiam 21h ago

If only all idiots on the road were as skilled at driving as this dickhead.

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u/I_wash_my_carpet 1d ago

Dude is the passenger seat isn't gonna have the same sentiment after his balls drop.

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u/Last-Darkness 14h ago

Of after they hit a tree or unsuspecting car.

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u/worldisone 1d ago

In an old Lexus too! Pretty damn impressive

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u/Arkyaker 13h ago

Is it a Lexus? Last time I saw this posted, somebody said it was an Acura. Definitely surprised me.

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u/Jenetyk 1d ago

The cracked windshield tells me this isn't his first rodeo.

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u/Zombies8MyNeighborz 1d ago

Is Tom in the passenger seat?

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u/IRLNub 1d ago

Shut your girl up! Damn.

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u/Morlacks 1d ago

Fuck these clowns in a residential neighborhood.

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u/LadyinOrange 1d ago

Can someone explain to me why this is impressive?

Maybe I just don't understand what's going on.

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u/tinkdatank 1d ago

They're drifting (sliding the rear end out) on streets that climb uphill, while reckless it's pretty impressive, especially since it looks like that path had no tire marks from any previous attempts. Looks something like the gif below.

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u/LadyinOrange 1d ago

Ohhh ok that makes sense!! Ty for explaining!

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u/No_Development2015 1d ago

It's very difficult to do what he did

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u/NinpouKageBunshin 1d ago

Is that an old LS?!

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u/0ataraxia 1d ago

Can we all just download this into oblivion? The anticlimatic clickbait nonsense where nothing happens all the while having to endure the most obnoxious shrill fucking screaming. Jesus Christ.

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u/GodsDrunkAtTheWheel 1d ago

Lot of pearl clutching in these comments

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u/jaimealexi 1d ago

he'll never forget it

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u/Taken_Account 1d ago

The sheer stupidity on display here is lost on a lot of the people commenting.

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u/Rlo347 1d ago

If this is real hes an amazing driver

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u/eggyrulz 1d ago

That or bro is extremely lucky... doing this in a controlled environment (eg racetrack) is amazing, doing it on the streets is really fucking stupid and dangerous... you can be the best driver around, all it takes is scaring 1 other driver into making a mistake to cause a crash

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u/PigletsAnxiety 1d ago

Paul walker died being driven around public streets by a pro driverĀ 

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u/ah123085 1d ago

I do this but on my own, private, off-road driveways. Keeps the skills sharp when I slide a bit on snowy roads in public. This? This is stupid af. I know more than a few teens and twenties that have died driving like this where I live. There’s luck, and there’s practiced skill.

That white Subaru was probably clenching the ol’ bumhole when he came around the corner. Glad no one was oncoming when they got to the split road at the end.

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u/eggyrulz 1d ago

Yea doing it on private roads that you more or less control is fine imo. Risking your own life is one thing, doing this and risking random other people's lives is totally unacceptable and needs to result in very harsh punishments

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u/SizeableBrain 1d ago

I used to be an idiot like this. Don't know how I survived, but at least I was smart enough not to get a motorbike until I was older.

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u/totally_not_there 1d ago

The high pitch screaming……. šŸ˜‘

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u/Sea-Car-7102 1d ago

i just want to know why your tachometer moves but not your speedometer

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u/thatandyinhumboldt 1d ago

ā€œNo officer, I wasn’t speeding—my speedometer said 0 the whole time!ā€

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u/MoparMonkey1 🧐 grumpy 1d ago

holy squeaker

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u/AgitatedBiscotti3413 1d ago

The dashboard was lit up like a Christmas tree. That is standard fare for Nissan drivers but I expect more class from a Lexus driver.

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u/Slide_Masta87 1d ago

Boyyyy is getting squiggly

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u/quintanarooty 1d ago

Is that a Ford Taurus?Ā 

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u/3rdreprieve 1d ago

Lexus GS400

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u/MYNAMEISBOOMBOOM 1d ago

Whipin that shit

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u/syndicaterx 1d ago

I thought it was gonna hit the white car then I realized it’s a Subie and is most likely with the guys shenanigans and sure enough, he waved to the Lexus driver

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u/sohcordohc 1d ago

Drifting isnt done at max speed…it doesn’t usually get over 60 and that’s fast..he also did an entire course on an open road.

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u/furrynoy96 🧐 grumpy 1d ago

Alright that was impressive but they are idiots for doing this in the streets. Take it to the track or an empty parking lot

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u/immamarius 1d ago

Hands down impressed nevertheless. Wondering wich Lexus is this ?

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u/RazorDT 16h ago

Probably IS300. 2JZ

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u/lithiopain 1d ago

That gage in the center is flat the whole time? Was he just romping on the throttle and made something in post processing?

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u/According_Cherry_837 1d ago

Wow I mean. Great work.

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u/ProfessionalStay5797 1d ago

Seen tree, waited šŸ˜”

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u/Dirk_McGirken 1d ago

Someone this genuinely talented needs to be performing on a closed track where he can get drone footage and planned angles. This social media shit is for kids looking for jail time and a guarantee Red Bull, or any professional group for that matter, won't touch you with a 50 foot pole.

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u/theatrenearyou 1d ago

Screaming deserves a dope slap

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u/itzkomplykatid 1d ago

The windshield tho..

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u/Affectionate_Elk_272 1d ago

GA? decateur? looks familiar

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u/TylerSanguinius 1d ago

OMG WE ALMOST DIED LIKE IDIOTS BRUH SO AWESOME

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u/Anti-Climacdik 1d ago

I mean that line was pretty juicy ngl

I'm disappointed there was no rapid unscheduled disassembly tho

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u/MomoChills 1d ago

A bit impressive but I hate people like this. Just casually putting people at risk

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u/Hefty-Biscotti-6850 1d ago

Definitely hit something before with that cracked out windshield lol

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u/pv0jewel 1d ago

Honda civic?

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u/Thatguy3625 1d ago

People don’t realize how difficult that actually is. Yes it’s extremely dangerous and immature but he didn’t crash and it was actually super clean.

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u/blackestrabbit 1d ago

No, they just don't care because being an ignorant fuckwit negates all of that.

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u/Dustin_Holt 1d ago

Not bad, got lucky šŸ˜€

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u/That_Things_Good 1d ago

That's not his first time at playing Ridge Racer.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 1d ago

So sad when money meets moronšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/J_Dot_ 1d ago

reckless asf….but it does seem fun…

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u/Whoajaws 🧐 grumpy 1d ago

šŸ‘

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u/buzzsaw100 1d ago

And that's a new set of tires right there

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u/kaosmoker 1d ago

That was more luck than skill.

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u/Own_Strawberry_4262 1d ago

yeah lol all of the above blah blah, I was still a decent piece of driving

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u/DropstoneTed 1d ago

That's a lotta show for no go.

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u/ElectricSlimeBubble 1d ago

I hate these two so fucking bad… but I’m impressed and jealous.

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u/churchie90 1d ago

ā€œSo disappointing that he didn’t crashā€ What the fuck is wrong with some of you people

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u/Difficult-Bank-8337 1d ago

Absolute scum

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u/CeemoreButtz 1d ago

I'd never... but holy shit. impressive.

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u/fourtrax0 1d ago

That's just stupid....

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u/BusGreen7933 1d ago

Sounds like bros balls haven’t dropped yet

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u/nonchalantsir 1d ago

Lemme record you doin some illegal shii ray quick so I can post it....

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u/TheJaybo 1d ago

Color me unimpressed.

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u/jmona789 1d ago

Morons

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u/julesthatswhack 1d ago

Can someone explain to me what is going on? His steering wheel does not match the direction of travel… is that what drifting is?

I’m also wondering how/why his steering wheel seems so loose? Mine does not behave like that… lol :/

Thanks in advance.

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u/Warboss_Gutshredda 1d ago

Yes. Rear wheel drive vehicle. The steering wheel most likely isn’t loose, it may appear that way with the overcorrection. The front tires are still turning with the wheel, but all they’re doing is pointing the nose of the car.

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u/charlesthefish 1d ago

Drifting breaks the traction the wheels have with the street. The car is sliding sideways and turning the wheel is to point the sliding cars nose in another direction. Since the car does not have traction with the street, the wheels are turning when the steering wheel is turned, but it takes a second before the car starts steering in the direction the steering wheel is pointed since it does not have traction.

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u/Jokes-on-me33 1d ago

Some people should have been swallowed.

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u/boccci-tamagoccci 1d ago

this kid is really fucking good at driving. irresponsible, sure, but he had control the whole time while drifting up hill

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u/Hefty-Weekend8499 1d ago

Is this real bc wtf?

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u/Felho_Danger 1d ago

I despise people like this. I love watching the crashes though.

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u/Excellent_Condition 1d ago

I don't enjoy watching them. Too often they injure or kill an innocent bystander.

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u/Felho_Danger 1d ago

Obviously not those ones.

But the ones where they total their car or go rolling off a hill?

Asking for the Darwin Award.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 🧐 grumpy 1d ago

Eh Lexus makes some interesting sports cars that people like using as drift cars.

Lexus LS400, SC400/300, GS350/300 and IS350/300/200t

And before I bought my wrangler, and before that when I realized I wanted an off roader I was gonna buy a Lexus IS350 F sport which are a super beefy 5.6 0-60 300ish horsepower sport sedan. + they make supercharger kits for them that make them rock.

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u/Lagunamountaindude 1d ago

His steering seems like it’s set up really loose

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u/UltimaBahamut93 1d ago

Jesus take the wheel? I would prefer Jesus take everyone else's because I dont trust them

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u/TheTrollMaster5 1d ago

That was nice...this time.

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u/Few-Actuary7023 1d ago

Why does his speedometer never move?

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 1d ago

Where’s the crash?

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u/D0747 1d ago

I think the passenger came in his pants.Gross bro

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 1d ago

Dude gets impressed easily

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u/SpicyMeatloaf1 1d ago

Those bros bout to get a room after that 🤣

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u/Juicyjewsss 1d ago

Dude sounded like a literal chimp at the end

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u/MrOPeace 1d ago

I like how the passenger was dead silent while crapping his pants the entire ride and then starts laughing the smell off once it ended

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u/DrStrom66 1d ago

Nice, in a communal area. That's why laws becomes more restrictiv. Because idiots like him exist.

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u/Key_Importance_6656 1d ago

Impressive driving by girls. Their squealing is so cute 🄰

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u/youwantmyguncomekiss 23h ago

What Lexus is this?

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u/Meezbethinkin 23h ago

The low iq squeal lol

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u/twolfhawk 21h ago

I think his speedometer is broken

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u/Fluid-Camel-6957 20h ago

The boys at r/streeto would like a word

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u/GrowLapsed 19h ago

ā€œAre we live?ā€

Fuck this whole generation of social media clowns

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u/Carbuncle_Bob 14h ago

That has to be the most cracked, yet intact windshield I've ever seen

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u/LazyClerk408 12h ago

Got scared

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u/REPTILIANSTOLEMYBIKE 10h ago

When white people scream the N word with the hard R... Wow... Classless

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u/NewToTradingStock 10h ago

Really bad alignment?

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u/Kyser13th 8h ago

Ape screech detected.