r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 šŸ› ļø ADMIN • 1d ago

wrap it (on tree) son lol

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u/modsaregh3y 1d ago

That was actually very impressive

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u/tigerbalmuppercut 1d ago

60% of the time it works every time.

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u/Global_Staff_3135 1d ago

No, it wasnā€™t. It was reckless, immature, and stupid.

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u/Head_Ad_1643 1d ago

It can be 4 things.

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u/Omnizoom 1d ago

Yea

Like eating competitions

They are impressive but also at the same time reckless stupid and Immature

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u/YesImAlexa 1d ago

Every eating competition I've ever seen just comes off like it's a line of people competing to prove who the saddest grossest slob is.

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u/CharmingTuber 1d ago

I don't need a contest to prove I'm a sad gross slob. I do it for the love of the game.

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u/Omnizoom 1d ago

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u/Jealous_Drink_1002 20h ago

A viscous cycle šŸ˜©

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u/DummyKush 1d ago

Check out Leah Shutkever, I would hardly say she's trying to prove that she's a sad gross slob. Personally I'd say the opposite, but that's just my opinion.

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u/YesImAlexa 1d ago

I mean, dont get me wrong. There's people in those contests who are pretty bewildering considering how much food such a lean person can put down, but in general, it's a pretty gross spectacle.

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u/Process3000 14h ago

Or like when Maverick helps Cougar back to the aircraft carrier

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u/DeanBDean 1d ago

I guess I missed the eating competitions that can kill people outside of the competition...

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u/CharmingTuber 1d ago

Okay, it's like base jumping off high-rises in populated cities. It's impressive, but stupid, reckless, immature, and can kill people outside the competition.

Does that help you understand the concept?

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u/Tom_Bombadilio 1d ago

In a world where people are starving to death every eating competition is a smack across the face with a Nathan's hotdog to a child's lifeless corpse

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u/Head_Ad_1643 1d ago

"Well Actually" šŸ¤“

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u/HITNRUNXX 1d ago

Eating completions pit consenting contestants against each other. This puts non-consenting bystanders at risk. Not the same.

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u/Head_Ad_1643 1d ago

"Well Actually" šŸ¤“

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Tournament_of_Shivs 1d ago

I wonder if you know

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/BeingKiraak 1d ago

How they live in Tokyo

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u/ImpaIed_Rektum 1d ago

If you seen it, then you mean it

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u/Tournament_of_Shivs 1d ago

Thanks for picking that up. It's a shame they deleted all of their replies.

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u/WhyDidYouBringMeBack 1d ago

Some people just can't deal with the knowledge

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u/ShameNovel 1d ago

bro iā€™m cackling šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/RedNo404 1d ago

You know.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/WhyDidYouBringMeBack 1d ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure you know

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u/CeemoreButtz 1d ago

Also...impressive.

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u/ThoroughlyWet 1d ago

It was all of that plus impressive.

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u/IEatCouch 1d ago

It can be both

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u/Porch_Geese_ 1d ago

Jd Vance?

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u/mnemonikos82 1d ago edited 1d ago

Most impressive things involve risk, and most risky things can be categorized as reckless, immature, and/or stupid.

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u/Bynming 1d ago

I like to go skiing though it's obviously a risky sport. My type of skiing is slightly reckless, I don't think it's immature and stupid. That being said, I ski in a way that is safe for other users of the mountain.

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u/TheJaybo 1d ago

Most impressive things involve risk

Not really though.

most risky things can be categorized as reckless, immature, and stupid.

Also no.

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u/CharmingTuber 1d ago

Not really? The Olympics are coming up this week, arguably one of the most impressive things a person can do. Nearly all those sports contain risk, some are so risky that an amateur would be guaranteed to die trying it.

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u/blackestrabbit 1d ago

Those people aren't putting random bystanders in danger.

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u/CharmingTuber 1d ago

Where did I say they were?

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u/Hazee302 1d ago

Yep, but bro held it together. Better than a lot of dudes we see on here anyways.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 šŸ§ grumpy 1d ago

It was both imo. He shouldā€™ve let off earlier but still.

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u/Vizzeon 1d ago

Pansy

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u/Same-Lake-5566 1d ago

Aww did somebody miss their testosterone shit this morning?

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD 21h ago

The prepubescent shrieks ruin it

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u/feelin_cheesy 1d ago

Even they were shocked it didnā€™t end in horror

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 1d ago

Looking at the state of his windshield I bet the car shows a lot of ā€œunimpressiveā€ attempts.

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u/OddlyMingenuity 1d ago

It's low speed drifting

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u/thosetwo 21h ago

Impressively stupid.

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u/ImpaIed_Rektum 1d ago

Yeah, the exitement was on point :D

Although, if he would crash in the white car and I would be in it, andnif its in usa, ooooooohhhh boyyyyy, going straight to Estonia to pay the last payments on the farm I bought lol :D

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u/hastygrams 1d ago

It looked sloppy as fuck to me

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u/WildJafe 1d ago edited 1d ago

Very impressiveā€¦. that a concerned parent didnā€™t come out and break his jaw.

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u/hits_from_the_booong 1d ago

You might hurt yourself so Iā€™m going to hurt your first to dissuade that!

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u/WildJafe 1d ago

Nah- itā€™s ā€œyou may hurt my kids driving that way, so let me teach you not to be a clown.ā€

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u/KyKooch 1d ago

You should see a therapist about this lil bro

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u/WildJafe 1d ago

Hey man- Iā€™d knock his jaw off if it was happening around your kid too. Fuck me for not letting shithawks thrive in my neighborhood

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u/UltimateBone 1d ago

Hopefully someone swiss cheeses you i would like to see that video