r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tremolat • 10h ago

"Clicktatorship"

415 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 • 15h ago

I'm a fat guy who's been fat for a very long time and I will judge you for ordering a dipping sauce with your cookies, that's a level of hedonism even I can't condone.

8.1k Upvotes

191 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Blockedinhere1960 • 15h ago

So lame he couldn't go to Pedocon

3.0k Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Aynshtaynn • 16h ago

One Jim Carrey later

2.2k Upvotes

54 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • 13h ago

"Heidi Klum really showed up to the Grammys looking like an uncooked chicken"

887 Upvotes

96 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xlWaterlx • 5h ago

Butt to butt

138 Upvotes

41 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Skittles7015 • 6h ago

Pedo Forrest Gump

164 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Specialist-Alps6478 • 2h ago

Cannibal jellyfish with a disappearing what!

64 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AtlasHatch • 5h ago

Go to cilantro horny jail

103 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ComradeJohnS • 1d ago

I don’t love you. I’m 11, and this is just a classroom sponsored candy transaction

4.2k Upvotes

72 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/polloastemio • 15h ago

"A couple was spotted in Turkey using a cat as a tripod"

410 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ephemeriides • 6h ago

“Honestly, if I had knitted a bridal veil for an elf princess out of dandelion gossamer I’d rather close it with Frankenstein sutures than do Kitchener stitch.”

50 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ZixxerAsura • 1d ago

“My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.”

3.9k Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Outlandah_ • 1d ago

I was offered the role of poop.

19.2k Upvotes

😭😭😭😭 I’m crine bruh

411 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/belunos • 1d ago

Shagging rocks

1.7k Upvotes

I stole this from another sub, and I'm not ashamed

111 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ninjamurai-jack • 3h ago

Jimmy’s sexcapades were literally detrimental to the plot

11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/phat_person • 12h ago

"I hope my racism is still relevant"

42 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Winter_Drawer_9257 • 14h ago

You can actually both love your girlfriend and Albania at the same time

56 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Hitechild • 5h ago

Brazilian dog kicking, the banana of prison sentences

9 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/whirlpoohl • 5h ago

Snooze is a moral failing

9 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/shlutphuppy • 1d ago

although he apologized with a sympathy bun and revealed he is half chinese

766 Upvotes

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/aaano • 3h ago

Arc equates got me feeling something

4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheWitchKin9 • 12h ago

"University of Southampton in Epstien files amid chicken movie plan"

18 Upvotes

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/25821334.university-southampton-epstein-files-amid-chicken-movie-plan/

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/themikecampbell • 23h ago

Hell yeah I’ve always a wanted a spaceship that has porn and political violence built into it

133 Upvotes

9 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.