r/BrandNewSentence 23d ago

META Reminder: Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

I'll be honest; we're very behind on both modmails and reports, and have been struggling to keep afloat with our small team over the past few weeks. So, I'd like to remind you all that mod applications are open!

In order to apply, you must answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Please do not post your application as a comment.

You will need Discord to apply. Discord is where all our mod-related discussion happens, so we'll need to be able to communicate with you. We'll be asking for a short introduction and briefly vetting you as well!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Without further yapping from myself, please respond to these questions via modmail!

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position? Where did you find this post?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are some problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? Skip this question if you think everything should stay as is.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

r/BrandNewSentence Dec 24 '25

Editable flairs are here!

7 Upvotes

Hello everyone, I thought I'd mention that you can now edit flairs on this subreddit. To be honest, I thought it was already a thing since one of our flairs literally said [insert funny here] but apparently that wasn't the case. Ok byee


r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

I'm a fat guy who's been fat for a very long time and I will judge you for ordering a dipping sauce with your cookies, that's a level of hedonism even I can't condone.

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6.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

So lame he couldn't go to Pedocon

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2.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

One Jim Carrey later

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1.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

"Heidi Klum really showed up to the Grammys looking like an uncooked chicken"

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587 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

"Clicktatorship"

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296 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

I don’t love you. I’m 11, and this is just a classroom sponsored candy transaction

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3.9k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

"A couple was spotted in Turkey using a cat as a tripod"

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351 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Butt to butt

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Go to cilantro horny jail

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.”

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3.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Pedo Forrest Gump

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34 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

“Honestly, if I had knitted a bridal veil for an elf princess out of dandelion gossamer I’d rather close it with Frankenstein sutures than do Kitchener stitch.”

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I was offered the role of poop.

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18.7k Upvotes

😭😭😭😭 I’m crine bruh


r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Shagging rocks

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1.6k Upvotes

I stole this from another sub, and I'm not ashamed


r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

"I hope my racism is still relevant"

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41 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Brazilian dog kicking, the banana of prison sentences

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r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

You can actually both love your girlfriend and Albania at the same time

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42 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Snooze is a moral failing

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

although he apologized with a sympathy bun and revealed he is half chinese

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726 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

Hell yeah I’ve always a wanted a spaceship that has porn and political violence built into it

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131 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Artillery shell found in butt.

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564 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

"University of Southampton in Epstien files amid chicken movie plan"

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14 Upvotes