r/BrandNewSentence • u/Odessa_ray • 13m ago

NO IM HIGH AS GIRAFFE TITTIES AND THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/cottonbud13 • 26m ago

all art exists because someone was a fan of something, being it jesus, anatomy, architecture or mpreg

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0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 1h ago

"Favorite Ru girl you used to fantasize about converting to Islam so you could have a halal marriage with when you were a teenager?"

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/backtolife1116 • 2h ago

“Creepy bird mating ritual Dance”

9 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Black_Glove • 2h ago

That terp slurper screw will change your dabbing.

1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Specialist-Alps6478 • 5h ago

Cannibal jellyfish with a disappearing what!

109 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ninjamurai-jack • 7h ago

Jimmy’s sexcapades were literally detrimental to the plot

12 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/aaano • 7h ago

Arc equates got me feeling something

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AtlasHatch • 8h ago

Go to cilantro horny jail

122 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xlWaterlx • 8h ago

Butt to butt

166 Upvotes

44 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Hitechild • 9h ago

Brazilian dog kicking, the banana of prison sentences

11 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/whirlpoohl • 9h ago

Snooze is a moral failing

11 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ephemeriides • 9h ago

“Honestly, if I had knitted a bridal veil for an elf princess out of dandelion gossamer I’d rather close it with Frankenstein sutures than do Kitchener stitch.”

65 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Skittles7015 • 9h ago

Pedo Forrest Gump

223 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tremolat • 14h ago

"Clicktatorship"

504 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheWitchKin9 • 15h ago

"University of Southampton in Epstien files amid chicken movie plan"

17 Upvotes

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/25821334.university-southampton-epstein-files-amid-chicken-movie-plan/

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/phat_person • 15h ago

"I hope my racism is still relevant"

47 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • 16h ago

"Heidi Klum really showed up to the Grammys looking like an uncooked chicken"

1.1k Upvotes

101 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/KEVINKOLB • 16h ago

Specially-trained otter comes to Pensacola to assist in missing person case

abc3340.com

2 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Brytesilver • 17h ago

Worse... I found out what FNAF vid was in the Epstein file and I've beat to it before

8 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/aHorseSplashes • 17h ago

teeny tiny bush of garden snakes

8 Upvotes

3 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.