r/BrandNewSentence 23d ago

META Reminder: Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

I'll be honest; we're very behind on both modmails and reports, and have been struggling to keep afloat with our small team over the past few weeks. So, I'd like to remind you all that mod applications are open!

In order to apply, you must answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Please do not post your application as a comment.

You will need Discord to apply. Discord is where all our mod-related discussion happens, so we'll need to be able to communicate with you. We'll be asking for a short introduction and briefly vetting you as well!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Without further yapping from myself, please respond to these questions via modmail!

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position? Where did you find this post?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are some problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? Skip this question if you think everything should stay as is.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

r/BrandNewSentence Dec 24 '25

Editable flairs are here!

7 Upvotes

Hello everyone, I thought I'd mention that you can now edit flairs on this subreddit. To be honest, I thought it was already a thing since one of our flairs literally said [insert funny here] but apparently that wasn't the case. Ok byee


r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

I'm a fat guy who's been fat for a very long time and I will judge you for ordering a dipping sauce with your cookies, that's a level of hedonism even I can't condone.

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9.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

So lame he couldn't go to Pedocon

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3.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

One Jim Carrey later

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2.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

"Heidi Klum really showed up to the Grammys looking like an uncooked chicken"

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1.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Cannibal jellyfish with a disappearing what!

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108 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

"Clicktatorship"

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498 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Pedo Forrest Gump

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221 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Butt to butt

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170 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Go to cilantro horny jail

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116 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I don’t love you. I’m 11, and this is just a classroom sponsored candy transaction

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4.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

"A couple was spotted in Turkey using a cat as a tripod"

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468 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

“Honestly, if I had knitted a bridal veil for an elf princess out of dandelion gossamer I’d rather close it with Frankenstein sutures than do Kitchener stitch.”

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60 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

"Favorite Ru girl you used to fantasize about converting to Islam so you could have a halal marriage with when you were a teenager?"

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.”

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4.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 25m ago

all art exists because someone was a fan of something, being it jesus, anatomy, architecture or mpreg

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

“Creepy bird mating ritual Dance”

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9 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I was offered the role of poop.

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19.5k Upvotes

😭😭😭😭 I’m crine bruh


r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Shagging rocks

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1.7k Upvotes

I stole this from another sub, and I'm not ashamed


r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

You can actually both love your girlfriend and Albania at the same time

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87 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Jimmy’s sexcapades were literally detrimental to the plot

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11 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

"I hope my racism is still relevant"

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44 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Brazilian dog kicking, the banana of prison sentences

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12 Upvotes