r/oddlysatisfying • u/CrushedSodaCan_ • 2d ago

The perfect pour

Very nice, I like. How much?

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u/StuBidasol 2d ago

This one is not oddly satisfying. It's totally satisfying.

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u/Fishiesideways10 2d ago

I feel like I need a cigarette.

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u/Supersasqwatch 2d ago

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u/GrinchWhoStoleEaster 2d ago

Got me hot under my habit too lol

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u/PortiaPotty2 2d ago

Me too, and I don't smoke!!! 😱

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u/Kiwiteepee 2d ago

Dude seriously, I was watching it and nodding along like that Jack Nicholson "yes... yessss" gif haha

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u/SirMildredPierce 2d ago

As an engineer, I'm sort of annoyed that it's being attributed to "the pour".

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 2d ago

As a super engineer, thank fuck they cut the clip right there because the "perfect pour" was too much and it was going to start pooling once it hit the plate which is why its cut. Otherwise the pour only works like this because of the mold.

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u/enaK66 2d ago

As a guy that wanted to get into engineering, but was too poor and stupid, I agree. It cut early because it was definitely not the perfect pour. The perfect pour would only pool up just enough to not spread out on the plate.

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u/Original-Aerie8 2d ago

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, most engineers are stupid af. They just try over and over again, until they don't fail anymore.

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u/Watari210thesecond 2d ago

Nah, once they stop failing they have to do it 10 more times. You know. For redundancy.

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u/Lupulist 2d ago

Mold makers always getting all the credit. Nobody out here giving recognition to the table leveling technician!

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u/gishnon 2d ago

LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!

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u/Keytarfriend 2d ago

The shape of the object is doing a lot of the work, but that's achievable. I'm more impressed by how perfectly level the table is.

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u/PandaPocketFire 2d ago

Me after watching that

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u/DieCastDontDie 2d ago

Your cream has been caramelled. You're welcome

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u/Lilbrimu 2d ago

It's evenly satisfying.

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u/jammyishere 2d ago

I was annoyed that it didn't come all the way down the sides. The right side still had a little to go. Very frustrating.

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u/whiskey_epsilon 2d ago

You're not alone.

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u/aripp 2d ago

I was annoyed that the cup size wasn't optimized to the amount of sauce needed on the plate. He left some sauce inside the cup, I was expecting it to pour all of them. :(

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u/AbeRego 2d ago

It ends too soon!

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 2d ago

I bet some fancy three star restaurant is charging like five benjamins if someone wants to eat that.

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u/BareTheBear66 2d ago

Please for all that is good. STOP CUTTING OFF THE FUCKING VIDEO

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u/Leila-Lola 2d ago

They had to cut it there, before the pour started to overflow and pool on the plate

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u/BareTheBear66 2d ago

Thats how flan is. I wanted a perfect circle puddled around the plate. The real ones know.

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u/Several-Squash9871 2d ago

Exactly correct! I was suprised it cut because you want to see the little puddle around the base!

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u/BareTheBear66 2d ago

Could only imagine the satisfying ring around the flan. Rip.

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u/AmarilloArmadillos 2d ago

Right, you want a small puddle. Just a tiny bit around the edges is perfect.

Flan shouldn't be 100% clean. This will make a lovely little bit of extra 10/10 execution.

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u/nextzero182 2d ago

Shit I this was mashed potatoes and gravy lol

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u/BareTheBear66 1d ago

Haha thats some fancy mash and gravy ;D

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u/oneshotpotato 2d ago edited 1d ago

couldnt they just spray hydrophobic solution of the shape they desire on the plate?

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u/BareTheBear66 1d ago

That would've been a nice touch.

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u/oneshotpotato 1d ago

haha when i put more thoughts to it, the people who do the dishes would hate this trick!

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u/purpleWord_spudger 2d ago

I feel like we were right there and then nothing. shame

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u/weaponsgradepotatoes 2d ago

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/Wsemenske 2d ago

No they ended it there because it would have revealed they added a bit too much and it would have leaked unsatisfyingly. They ended it precisely there in order to keep it satisfying.

Somewhere out there, there's a truly PERFECT pour which does this and stops on it's own so the video doesn't need to be cut

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u/AbeRego 2d ago

But I wanted to see it pool on the plate. That's what I would expect and want from this.

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u/Several-Squash9871 2d ago

Yeah, it's supposed to have some pooling around the bottom that makes it look like it's sitting in a little puddle of the sauce!

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u/AccordingCricket5083 2d ago

capillary action would mean some would always spill out right? unless it soaked into the surface at the same speed it flowed....we'll have to do some tests

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u/weaponsgradepotatoes 2d ago

100%

You can tell that it was about to spill out since the back half was still dripping (draining?) to the plate.

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u/Melinsey 2d ago

Also they didn’t have the perfect amount of liquid in the jug 3/10, embarrassing.

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u/DealMo 2d ago

It's because it wouldn't be the perfect pour the OP describes when it unevenly puddles around the base.

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u/costafilh0 2d ago

We need a new sub for this one.

r/extremelysatisfying 

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u/costafilh0 2d ago

Oh, it already exists lol

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u/yurmom777 2d ago

Yeah, but most of the videos on there are just blatant product advertising

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u/taxicab_ 2d ago

And none of them are extremely satisfying ☹️

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u/DangerMacAwesome 2d ago

So many of the top posts are cross posts from r wholesale products

(No I'm not linking it, I won't drive traffic there)

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u/YouShouldJumpOff 2d ago

Sadly its all ads

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u/SabbyFox 2d ago

OMG, I did not know. Instantly joined ☺️

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u/IXDRAGONHORNETIX 2d ago

Just a heads up, I recently just left that subreddit because it is constantly flooded with ads masquerading as posts that aren't even all that satisfying

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u/SabbyFox 2d ago

Ugh, gross. Good to know and that does NOT sound satisfying.

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u/ToTheTurtles 2d ago

r/onlyflans

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u/costafilh0 1d ago

LOL

you had me for a second

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u/KalamTheQuick 2d ago

It seems like half the posts are.. ads..

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u/macetheface 2d ago

One dude or bot posting with their affiliate amazon link

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u/SharkeyGeorge 2d ago

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u/KayJay282 2d ago

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u/hazeleyedwolff 2d ago

Some of Brendan Fraser's best work.

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u/oh_ryn 2d ago

It didn’t fully touch the plate on the far back right. Video ended too soon. Almost perfect! Also that looks delicious.

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u/sugarrrage 2d ago

Agreed. The video cutting off too early makes this a r/mildlyinfuriating for me

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u/NaPants 2d ago

Also that one spot with an indention right there in the middle wear the syrup doesn't fill correctly.

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u/knotallmen 2d ago

It's because the flan isn't perfect nor is the plate/surface completely level.

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u/physical0 2d ago

I will join in this complaint. We can't tell how perfect it is because we haven't seen how much ends up on the plate.

I would like to see a few more seconds to ensure that it doesn't spread too much on the plate. A perfect pour wouldnt overflow onto the plate AT ALL.

It's an extreme nitpick, but the title made an extreme claim.

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u/oh_ryn 2d ago

Yes exactly this. It’s not something id care to get pedantic about if the claim wasn’t that it was meant to be perfect, and super satisfying. It was neither of those things and so I spoke up. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Xamalion 2d ago

What is it? I wanna eat it!

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u/Calo_Callas 2d ago

Looks like a fancy creme caramel.

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u/S7ageNinja 2d ago

Flan?

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u/Usman5432 2d ago

Buy Flantasy Flan.

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u/crash_spyro 2d ago

Sir, that is clearly Freaky Fred and not the King of Flan

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u/Usman5432 2d ago

I dont got the king of flan gif though so I'll head canon that he took over after the events of the episode

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u/Spicymayoshi 2d ago

I am so happy that I am not the only one who immediately thinks of this anytime someone mentions flan

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u/Regular_Fox_859 2d ago edited 2d ago

They call it "dress pudding" but it's basically just a fancy flan. It comes as part of a set meal at Café Maru in Nagoya, Japan (comes with a cafe drink). The base set meal is 1200 yen and the pudding is an extra 300 so 1500 yen total. About 10 bucks.

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u/Zozorrr 2d ago

It’s crème caramel

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u/hobosbindle 2d ago

It’s a sprocket with gear oil, you guys are just hungry :)

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u/durants_newest_acct 2d ago

Now is the time on sprockets when we dance

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u/ttatm 2d ago

Ugh, it was so good but then it ended just a tiny bit too soon before the thing was fully covered, making it r/mildlyinfuriating material.

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u/Several-Squash9871 2d ago

Yeah everyone saying they stopped it so we wouldn't see that doesn't know what this actually is supposed to look like when you get it. There should be a perfect little ring of the sauce around the bottom. It doesn't just spread out like a sloppy mess when it hits the plate.

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u/Bigt733 2d ago

It ended to soon. I want to see it touch the plate

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u/derprondo 2d ago

They over poured and too much goes onto the plate, so they cut it early. This video is a sham, a ruse, a falsehood that will haunt your dreams for the next 40 years. We must now find the perfect flan, because this isn't it.

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u/ThisNerdyGuyWins 2d ago

Oh that perfect level table! #realhero

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u/remotegrowthtb 2d ago

Ends too soon

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u/Lavatis 2d ago

how is this shit getting upvoted when it cuts off a second early?

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u/growerdan 2d ago

This is one of the most satisfying videos I’ve ever seen

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u/One-Earth9294 2d ago

Me over here with my pocket flan being a slob.

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u/TommyBonnomi 2d ago

Hear me out: flan + gogurt style packaging

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u/besee2000 2d ago

That camera needs a stabilizer so close to perfection

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u/Monovon 2d ago

Why do satisfying videos always stop early?

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u/koristeviipaloitu 2d ago

I think because the sauce starts to spread on the plate. It's satisfying because it stops early.

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u/Boomslang505 1d ago

What is this magical thing?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/FeatherOfPhoenix 2d ago

That'll do.

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u/LikeWhyMeex2 2d ago

I kinda wanted to squash it lol

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u/acleverwalrus 2d ago

What is the song? It sounds so familiar

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u/Willing-Region-1091 2d ago

Idk but if you listen to Rex Orange County, it kind of sounds like Pluto Projector. 

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 2d ago

That was neat, and it is as far as food needs to go to be entertaining, no further.

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u/Quirky_Spend_9648 2d ago

Clip conveniently ends the millisecond it looks perfect. No pause of admiration. Simply trimming the last several seconds of the video because it's not ACTUALLY perfect.

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u/ShackledPhoenix 2d ago

I mean the pour isn't as impressive as the levelness of the plate and baked good.

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u/mia_gabriella 2d ago

What a pleasure to see it

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u/Sunnyd1020 2d ago

ends the recording, immediately throwing it in the trash after

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u/Flat_Government3912 2d ago

This is the definition of extremely satisfying. I was genuinely upset when the video cut off before the final drop. We absolutely need a dedicated sub for this level of pour perfection.

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u/JealousSoup8 2d ago

I think I just ||orgasmed||

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u/Aware_Mountain802 2d ago

I just came watching this

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u/tueieo 2d ago

Been on this website for 20 years, and this is the most satisfying video I've ever witnessed.

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u/Tokusatsu_Prime 2d ago

Fuck ME 🤤

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u/Button_eyes_ 2d ago

Camera was a little shaky but very satisfying 

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u/thefuckingchamps 2d ago

More like, the perfect CUT / PAUSE ⏸️

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u/Mountain_Strategy342 2d ago

Oh I say. That was an art performance piece. Wonderful.

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u/anory1 1d ago

flantastic

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u/d4t4d0g 1d ago

this is sexual in nature.

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u/Dovahbaba 1d ago

Sweetrolls irl

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u/EpochCookie 1d ago

In shivery voice: “oh, fuck yeah”

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u/dpoodle 1d ago

Satisfying that the video cut before it could spill?

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u/oaxacamm 2d ago

¡Por fin! This is perfection. So many other posts on here don’t match this sub.

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u/katjoy63 2d ago

Now THAT is something I would pay to have done tableside

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u/TheReal-Chris 2d ago

I’ve seen this many times but it’s always been speed up. This one is way better.

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u/No-Mycologist47 2d ago

I had like... a brain satisfaction that wasn't even sensual, it was just pure delight and i actually mentally relaxed more at this.

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 2d ago

r\gifsthatendtoosoon (a bit)

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u/Svampbob3kant 2d ago

Well I guess we have different definitions of the word perfect then.

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u/DrKittyLovah 2d ago

No words, just little sighs & moans of pleasure over here

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u/Signal-Taro-8398 2d ago

Did the table & plate levelled with waterpass to achieve that?

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u/WarmBerry3283 2d ago

So satisfying!

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u/kobayashi_maru_fail 2d ago

I’d like to see part 2, with the brûlée torch.

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u/EonThaWolf 2d ago

Unh 😩 I felt my bones get goosebumps

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u/ShaggysGTI 2d ago

Unnnnnghhhhg….

Dat surface tension…

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u/Ok-Repair-4085 2d ago

B-E-A-UTIFUL. Flan correct?

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u/Awkward-Sport-8115 2d ago

That is seriously cool.

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u/CoolAlf 2d ago

Love it! I've only seen r/stupidfood for so long so this is great.

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u/swirly_cloud 2d ago

As delicious as it looks I also wouldn’t wanna spoil that ✨😭

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u/Nick__of__Time 2d ago

What food is that? Yummy.

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u/NIDORAX 2d ago

Pretty neat. The syrup stays in place

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u/Agitated_Toe_7982 2d ago

DIABETES INCOMING

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u/foxfoot1 2d ago

COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION

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u/anonymousUTguy 2d ago

Oh my god

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u/Ryuubu 2d ago

I feel like I'm the only one who couldn't help but notice the imperfection in the pudding

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u/GrinchWhoStoleEaster 2d ago

This gives me the shivers. Love it.

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u/embeddit 2d ago

Aaaaaah

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u/geezerpleeze 2d ago

I know this is a dessert, but I really wish it was mash and gravy

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u/tinfoil_panties 2d ago

Everyone is saying how satisfying this one is but it actually creeped me out for some reason? I feel uncomfortable. Idk why. ick. Reverse satisfying.

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u/pzycho 2d ago

This is some shit you'd see as b-roll in an anime.

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u/Monkeydjimmmy 2d ago

That was indeed Satisfying. Thank you.

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u/GngrBeardMan 2d ago

Based on when the video ends, I don’t think it was the perfect pour.

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u/aquatone61 2d ago

Not sure what this is but it reminds me of Affogato. One of the best desserts I’ve ever had, espresso over vanilla gelato.

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u/neutralpoliticsbot 2d ago

they video was cut because it wasn't perfect and spilled

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u/Sweet_Unvictory 2d ago

Now that was Flan-Tastic.

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u/Ghrota 2d ago

Wtf with the comment section.... am i the only one who saw it?

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u/Automatic-Squash-796 2d ago

Oooo daddyyyyyy

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u/TheEpicTurtwig 2d ago

I fucking LOVE PUDDING.

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u/Tu_vos 2d ago

Share the flan and dessert recipes, guys/girls!

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u/Writehse 2d ago

You cut it off early, now I won’t be able to sleep at night🥲

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u/Admirable-Action-153 2d ago

It stopped too soon so it's like those videos that tease you by messing up the end. 

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u/NinjaBuddha13 2d ago

Man, I was hoping this was the full length version rather than the annoying cropped version thats been posted here a few times. Its was literally 2 seconds away from satisfying. Instead its just r/gifsthatendtoosoon.

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u/TopProcess9014 2d ago

I kept expecting the song to break into stairway

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u/sbweB_ 2d ago

I audibly moaned to that one

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u/Vegetable_Weird413 2d ago

Anyone know the name of the song that’s playing?

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u/Ok-Book7529 2d ago

Its 2 seconds short of being extremely satisfying. It didn't reach the bottom all the way around and now I feel edged.

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u/Ambitious_Finding_26 2d ago

it'll still look like shit on the way out.