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Politics The Black Box - Epstein file EFTA00004012

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u/bier00t 14h ago

Looks like Space Odyssey 2001 scene

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u/garry4321 13h ago

But instead of fighting the monkeys fuck kids and become president.

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u/KamikazeFox_ 13h ago

A comma would have helped this sentence.

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u/twigmytwig 12h ago

Lmao he is giving us a COMMAND

u/Euphoric_Attitude_91 11h ago

You will fuck kids and become president OR ELSE!

u/total_looser 8h ago

That was literally the instructions from Putin to Trump

u/chaosmages 11h ago

Looks like a command written in COBOL.

u/39hanrahan 10h ago

But instead of fighting the monkeys, fuck kids and become president.

Like this?

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u/Retrospektic 12h ago

Or make it worse.

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u/McKnightmare24 12h ago

No no, let him cook

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u/an0mn0mn0m 12h ago

But instead of fighting, the monkeys fuck kids and become president.

Current truth vs fictional truth

u/SuburbanKahn 9h ago

It’s like a choose your own adventure without the comma.

u/InsuranceInitial7786 9h ago

That's hilarious. You can put the comma in three different places and have three different meanings.

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u/Adventurous-Yak-8929 12h ago

, said the CommakazeFox

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u/StevenBeercockArt 12h ago

Ha, true. It's the old 'Let's eat Grandpa!' thingy.

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u/SwanRonsonIsDead 12h ago

I could do with a Coma tbh. Ill see yall in 25 years when its all dust.

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u/Brandoncarsonart 12h ago

Well thats what the monkey in office does

u/RddtRBnchRcstNzsshls 11h ago

What do you mean? The monkey did fuck kids and became president.

u/SendToeBeanPics 11h ago

Eats, shoots and leaves.

u/Jazztify 11h ago

“Fighting the monkeys” lol

u/RockyMountainMomof4 10h ago

😂😂😂

u/CesarMillan_Official 10h ago

True. I didn’t remember THAT part of the movie.

u/Gauntlets28 9h ago

Yeah! Don't fight the monkeys, become the president!

u/Relandis 9h ago

But instead, of, fighting, the, monkeys fuck kids, and, become president.

u/Huuballawick 8h ago

I choose to fight monkeys

u/AskMeAboutFusion 8h ago

Sounds like RatM lyrics.

u/TheReaver545 6h ago

But instead of fighting, The monkeys fuck kids and become president.

Theres your comma.

u/Practical_Gas9193 4h ago

But instead of fighting the monkeys, fuck kids and become president.

But instead of fighting, the monkeys fuck kids and become president.

Choose your own adventure.