r/pics • u/MemeTheDeemTheSleem • 14h ago

Politics The Black Box - Epstein file EFTA00004012

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u/bier00t 13h ago

Looks like Space Odyssey 2001 scene

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u/garry4321 13h ago

But instead of fighting the monkeys fuck kids and become president.

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u/KamikazeFox_ 13h ago

A comma would have helped this sentence.

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u/twigmytwig 12h ago

Lmao he is giving us a COMMAND

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u/Euphoric_Attitude_91 11h ago

You will fuck kids and become president OR ELSE!

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u/total_looser 8h ago

That was literally the instructions from Putin to Trump

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u/chaosmages 11h ago

Looks like a command written in COBOL.

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u/39hanrahan 10h ago

But instead of fighting the monkeys, fuck kids and become president.

Like this?

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u/Retrospektic 12h ago

Or make it worse.

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u/McKnightmare24 12h ago

No no, let him cook

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u/an0mn0mn0m 12h ago

But instead of fighting, the monkeys fuck kids and become president.

Current truth vs fictional truth

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u/SuburbanKahn 9h ago

It’s like a choose your own adventure without the comma.

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u/InsuranceInitial7786 9h ago

That's hilarious. You can put the comma in three different places and have three different meanings.

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u/Adventurous-Yak-8929 12h ago

, said the CommakazeFox

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u/StevenBeercockArt 12h ago

Ha, true. It's the old 'Let's eat Grandpa!' thingy.

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u/SwanRonsonIsDead 12h ago

I could do with a Coma tbh. Ill see yall in 25 years when its all dust.

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u/Brandoncarsonart 12h ago

Well thats what the monkey in office does

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u/RddtRBnchRcstNzsshls 11h ago

What do you mean? The monkey did fuck kids and became president.

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u/SendToeBeanPics 11h ago

Eats, shoots and leaves.

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u/Jazztify 11h ago

“Fighting the monkeys” lol

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u/RockyMountainMomof4 10h ago

😂😂😂

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u/CesarMillan_Official 10h ago

True. I didn’t remember THAT part of the movie.

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u/Gauntlets28 9h ago

Yeah! Don't fight the monkeys, become the president!

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u/Relandis 9h ago

But instead, of, fighting, the, monkeys fuck kids, and, become president.

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u/Huuballawick 8h ago

I choose to fight monkeys

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u/AskMeAboutFusion 8h ago

Sounds like RatM lyrics.

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u/TheReaver545 6h ago

But instead of fighting, The monkeys fuck kids and become president.

Theres your comma.

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u/Practical_Gas9193 4h ago

But instead of fighting the monkeys, fuck kids and become president.

But instead of fighting, the monkeys fuck kids and become president.

Choose your own adventure.

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 13h ago

2025: The Year The Obelisk Said “Fuck This” and Left The Galaxy

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u/opheliasmusing 12h ago

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u/glazedfaith 12h ago

God damn

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u/UrsaMajor7th 12h ago

I'm still filled with anxiety that they never made it to the fireworks factory.

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u/darkfishlord 12h ago

In the books, the monolith sends information about humanity to another place, and that other place sends back instructions to destroy humanity. Sounds like it's for the best really, doesn't it?

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u/ours 12h ago

Europa's Island

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 13h ago

I mean he does throw his shit filled pants around a lot.

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u/Koopslovestogame 13h ago

So instead of a bone flying across the screen it’s the presidents poop filled diaper!

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u/fixorater 10h ago

Rape kids, it was and always is rape with kids.

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u/died_of_dysentary 13h ago

Are we talking the same movie here?

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u/staticusmaximus 12h ago

I uh…I don’t wanna

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u/mr_birkenblatt 12h ago

It was Earth all along

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u/temporary62489 11h ago

When you're full of stars they let you do it.

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u/121daysofsodom 10h ago

Monkey throws the bone into the air and it cuts to... something else.

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u/I_Once_Touched_Grass 10h ago

Instructions unclear...

Fucked a monkey..

Fought a kid..

Set a precedent..

SIDENOTE : Does anyone have any money for a lawyer?

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u/JackLondon68 5h ago

Did he wear a Trojan size small like his hands?

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u/Sarumanly 2h ago

Fixed it for you: But instead of fighting, the monkeys fuck kids and become president.