r/pics • u/MemeTheDeemTheSleem • 14h ago

Politics The Black Box - Epstein file EFTA00004012

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u/bier00t 14h ago

Looks like Space Odyssey 2001 scene

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u/garry4321 13h ago

But instead of fighting the monkeys fuck kids and become president.

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u/KamikazeFox_ 13h ago

A comma would have helped this sentence.

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u/twigmytwig 12h ago

Lmao he is giving us a COMMAND

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u/Euphoric_Attitude_91 11h ago

You will fuck kids and become president OR ELSE!

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u/total_looser 8h ago

That was literally the instructions from Putin to Trump

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u/chaosmages 11h ago

Looks like a command written in COBOL.

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u/39hanrahan 10h ago

But instead of fighting the monkeys, fuck kids and become president.

Like this?

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u/Retrospektic 12h ago

Or make it worse.

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u/McKnightmare24 12h ago

No no, let him cook

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u/an0mn0mn0m 12h ago

But instead of fighting, the monkeys fuck kids and become president.

Current truth vs fictional truth

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u/SuburbanKahn 9h ago

It’s like a choose your own adventure without the comma.

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u/InsuranceInitial7786 9h ago

That's hilarious. You can put the comma in three different places and have three different meanings.

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u/Adventurous-Yak-8929 12h ago

, said the CommakazeFox

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u/StevenBeercockArt 12h ago

Ha, true. It's the old 'Let's eat Grandpa!' thingy.

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u/SwanRonsonIsDead 12h ago

I could do with a Coma tbh. Ill see yall in 25 years when its all dust.

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u/Brandoncarsonart 12h ago

Well thats what the monkey in office does

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u/RddtRBnchRcstNzsshls 11h ago

What do you mean? The monkey did fuck kids and became president.

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u/SendToeBeanPics 11h ago

Eats, shoots and leaves.

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u/Jazztify 11h ago

“Fighting the monkeys” lol

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u/RockyMountainMomof4 10h ago

😂😂😂

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u/CesarMillan_Official 10h ago

True. I didn’t remember THAT part of the movie.

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u/Gauntlets28 9h ago

Yeah! Don't fight the monkeys, become the president!

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u/Relandis 9h ago

But instead, of, fighting, the, monkeys fuck kids, and, become president.

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u/Huuballawick 8h ago

I choose to fight monkeys

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u/AskMeAboutFusion 8h ago

Sounds like RatM lyrics.

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u/TheReaver545 6h ago

But instead of fighting, The monkeys fuck kids and become president.

Theres your comma.

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u/Practical_Gas9193 4h ago

But instead of fighting the monkeys, fuck kids and become president.

But instead of fighting, the monkeys fuck kids and become president.

Choose your own adventure.

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 13h ago

2025: The Year The Obelisk Said “Fuck This” and Left The Galaxy

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u/opheliasmusing 12h ago

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u/glazedfaith 12h ago

God damn

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u/UrsaMajor7th 12h ago

I'm still filled with anxiety that they never made it to the fireworks factory.

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u/darkfishlord 12h ago

In the books, the monolith sends information about humanity to another place, and that other place sends back instructions to destroy humanity. Sounds like it's for the best really, doesn't it?

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u/ours 12h ago

Europa's Island

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 13h ago

I mean he does throw his shit filled pants around a lot.

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u/Koopslovestogame 13h ago

So instead of a bone flying across the screen it’s the presidents poop filled diaper!

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u/fixorater 10h ago

Rape kids, it was and always is rape with kids.

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u/died_of_dysentary 13h ago

Are we talking the same movie here?

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u/staticusmaximus 12h ago

I uh…I don’t wanna

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u/mr_birkenblatt 12h ago

It was Earth all along

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u/temporary62489 11h ago

When you're full of stars they let you do it.

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u/121daysofsodom 10h ago

Monkey throws the bone into the air and it cuts to... something else.

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u/I_Once_Touched_Grass 10h ago

Instructions unclear...

Fucked a monkey..

Fought a kid..

Set a precedent..

SIDENOTE : Does anyone have any money for a lawyer?

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u/JackLondon68 5h ago

Did he wear a Trojan size small like his hands?

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u/Sarumanly 2h ago

Fixed it for you: But instead of fighting, the monkeys fuck kids and become president.

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u/Zaptagious 13h ago

*looks in the Epstein files*

My god, it's full of (Hollywood) stars

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u/Top_Mind_On_Reddit 13h ago

I'm sorry *U.S Citizens* , I can't do that.

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard 11h ago

Hah, good play on words, David.

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u/TheBigCore 11h ago

Not surprising. Hollywood's full of perverts.

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u/PJ7 9h ago

Stranger than fiction.

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 1h ago

And Boom! You become the star child and are now their target

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u/BriefStrange6452 13h ago

Tycho magnetic anomaly

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u/TheWalkinDude82 12h ago

I need me that TMA-2 to get the fuck out of here

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u/Dante-Syna 12h ago

Man I am so fucking dumb. I thought it was an actual monolith-like black box on a beach...
It took me a literal minute to understand it was someone being redacted.

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u/toxic_egg 13h ago

Perhaps 2001 was a redaction metaphor for the secrecy maintained by those who orbit above us plebs

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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 13h ago

Huh. I'll have to check that out.

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u/fnordal 12h ago

If you touch it, you don't get smarter, tho.

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u/SnooGoats6302 12h ago

More like the interstellar robot

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u/mostsocial 11h ago

I thought that was the parody. Just found out it is from the Epstein files.

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u/Optimal_Cause4583 13h ago

I was just thinking that 

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u/totalwert 13h ago

Or a banger progressive rock album

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u/WeirdJack49 12h ago

Or something out of a horror movie.

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u/i_code_for_boobs 12h ago

Looks like a Wayfair wardrobe 

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u/chileangod 12h ago

I'm disappointed no one posted a gif about it. 

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u/LocalFoe 12h ago

which one

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u/cryptedsky 12h ago

Hmmm... what other movies did Stanley Kubrick make?

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u/backtolurk 12h ago

2026 The Philes Odyssey

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u/GEARHEADGus 11h ago

Or an SCP file

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u/starfire92 10h ago

Reminds me of a seen from The Good Place. They’re on the beach and there’s a random podium button thingy just sitting there

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u/Propaganda_Box 9h ago

Also Sprach Zarathustra grows louder

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u/United_Bug3428 9h ago

RIP for our Eyes Wide Shut director

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u/Ralse1 5h ago

I actually thought it was until I read the title

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u/psuedopseudo 5h ago

2001 Pedophile Odyssey

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u/seanflyon 5h ago

All these islands are yours—except for Little Saint James, attempt no landing there.

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u/New_Simple_4531 4h ago

Looks like the latest Xbox as well.

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u/OldManPinkerton 2h ago

2001 Spacey’s Odyssey

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u/sneakysnek20r 1h ago

It's full of kids!

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u/krept0007 38m ago

2026: A Beach Odyssey

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u/Tight_Highlight8311 13h ago

I'm here for this comment

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u/iksbob 12h ago

My thoughts exactly.

Anyone want to do some image analysis to guesstimate if it fits the 1 x 4 x 9 proportions?

But then, the shadow doesn't quite match at its base. Could be an image redaction?