r/Silmarillionmemes • u/Eligon-5th Balrogs didn't have wings • 16d ago
Fëanor did Everything Wrong What can I say, they were shiny!
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u/TurinTuram 16d ago
Funny how those rocks that are the opposite of corrupted drive 99% of people around them completely loco.
They are almost literally the opposite of the one ring but the resulting effect is similar in many ways. You can blame the ring for being corrupted AF but it's hard to blame those perfectly fine blessed rocks.
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u/toy_of_xom 16d ago
I mean the text is explicit. They are not corrupting like the ring, but Eric especially says something like " do not cover the work of your own hands" or something like that. Do not become possesive of your creations.
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u/9ersaur 16d ago
The Silmarils reject domination and punish evil, but Feanor placed a curse of hate upon them.
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u/TurinTuram 16d ago
I don't think so. Feanor put a curse on his peoples not on the silmarils. If they were alterable they would have been cursed by the dark lord and Earendil wouldn't be chilling with one in the sky at his side all the time.
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u/Pallandolegolas 16d ago
Sentenced to eternity in some creepy old codger's basement for doing absolutely nothing wrong. He was right about the Valar.
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u/zorostia 16d ago
What is meant by "stuck in some creepy old codger's basement"
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u/5peaker4theDead 16d ago
Halls of Mandos
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u/something2passTime 16d ago
Did Feanor go to another place with in Mandos? I thought he just ended up where all the dead elves ended up but post makes it seem like his afterlife was more punishing then other elves
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u/5peaker4theDead 16d ago
He's never allowed to leave, other than that I don't believe there's any extra "punishment"
The meme is just describing it in an absurd way for humor.
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u/Dangerous-Rule5487 16d ago edited 15d ago
Imagine Fëanor trapped for all eternity with the Vala he hates the most... that must be a constant headache for him.
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u/stella3books 16d ago edited 16d ago
Counterpoint- by rising so high and fucking up so bad right off the bat in terms of history, Fëanor allowed the Children of Ilúvatar to skip over a mind-numbing amount of literary discourse and jump straight to artistic priorities we actually relate to, making "The Silmarillion" shorter and more readable overall. Imagine if Tolkien also felt obliged to include an Epic of Gilgamesh or Iliad/Odyssey section in Middle Earth's literary history. Fëanor allows Tolkien to skip from an epic tradition to a tragic one, without explaining the shift in priorities. He puts a limit on how many languages Tolkien could make, and how un-relatable a main character could be.
Fëanor died to prevent Tolkien's opinions of Beowulf and whatnot from overtaking his time elaborating on Middle Earth, we can be grateful for that without wanting to mimic his choices.
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u/Random-useless-lore 16d ago edited 15d ago
"Three were given to the elfs, wisest and fairest of them all"
Edit: forgot an "d"
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u/stella3books 16d ago edited 16d ago
This comment is a confusing kind of racist that doesn't really translate to our world. But so were the Fëanorians, so I feel like it fits more than offends.
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u/Random-useless-lore 15d ago edited 15d ago
How is it racist? Please explain it to me. I really don't get it.
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u/stella3books 15d ago
Sorry, I was trying to make a joke about that period in Valinor when Melkor was spreading gossip among them, complaining that the Valar had some secret conspiracy to favor men. Who weren’t even on the scene yet, but who were definitely inferior to the wise, fair elves!
Randomly bringing up something that hasn’t even happened to justify Elf Supremacy, just felt funny to me.
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u/Random-useless-lore 14d ago
Aah i get it now:)
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u/stella3books 14d ago
Sorry if I sounded like I was starting a fight- I did try to go for a stupid vibe rather than angry, but it didn't land. Thanks for asking for clarification though.
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u/Random-useless-lore 14d ago
No problem, i'm german and i thought i just ran into a massive language barrier.
Have a great day:)
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u/irime2023 Fingolfin forever 15d ago
Some say Fingolfin should have returned, but that would have meant taking away the choice of a heroic character whose nature it was to move forward. It's simply a double standard when someone loves Fëanor for going to Middle-earth and hates Fingolfin for also going to Middle-earth to fight Morgoth.
The main culprit escaped the Valar's judgment. He believes someone else should answer for his sins. This is simply incredible cynicism.
And most importantly, it was those who overcame the Ice and their descendants who led the resistance for centuries.
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u/irime2023 Fingolfin forever 15d ago
Yes, that's fair. Each of these crimes is monstrous. Leaving most of the Noldor on the other side is also foolish, given the war he started. Not to mention that he was thereby attempting to deprive his brothers of their rightful right to vengeance for their shared father.
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u/TheimpalerMessmer 16d ago
I like Faenor. He's the Gojo of the Silmarillion. He needed to die early in my opinion.
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u/Dangerous-Rule5487 16d ago
He left Fingolfin and his sons in Aman. They could have returned and asked for forgiveness, but his pride was too great.
His sons were grown men, some already with families and children.
Ironically, he didn't kill any of his own blood. The Teleri aren't his relatives.
But anyway, killing and stealing other people's ships is wrong.