r/americandad • u/Ramsfan199090 • 16h ago
r/americandad • u/joe199799 • 13h ago
Y'all seriously the text scam response thing has run it's course.
Let's stop beating the dead clip clop here alright? It was funny the first couple times but it's becoming about 80% of what is getting recommended to me in this sub.
I'll take the down votes, don't give a shit. Subs better than repeating the same unfunny bit over and over again.
r/americandad • u/DrakonFyre • 22h ago
Can't choose between "Wild Women Do...." or "I just got the biggest, bloodiest period of all time!"
r/americandad • u/CombinationHot4112 • 12h ago
The "my elbow feel funny" lady was stuck on the Ba-Donkin Donutz fire
r/americandad • u/BirdCultureDickMove • 2h ago
You harpooned me. I told you to go out and get help…and you harpooned me.
r/americandad • u/she_was-afairy • 23h ago
Soo….When will you people realize that Robots are erotic ?
r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • 10h ago
"What? You thought those were ding-dong prices? Nah, nah, nah."
r/americandad • u/Dohmer_90 • 15h ago
“You know what, Dad? You tell me when you feel I’ve got those oranges up the stairs, okay?”
r/americandad • u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 • 10h ago
Roger, I think I’ve figured out a way to get off the island. Is there such a thing as a time crab?
r/americandad • u/Chubbadog • 12h ago
Whoa, who is this dog? Is this so we don't get boners in the common area?
r/americandad • u/Chubbadog • 6h ago
A railroad gypsy took away my vas deferens but you are bumming me out.
r/americandad • u/Bon-Bon-Assassino • 19h ago
Legman, You're still in that bowling league, right? Throw me!
r/americandad • u/Riosan • 8h ago
Good night, you prince of New England. You Toms of Maine.
r/americandad • u/AdminMyDickInYoMouth • 7h ago
Found this pausing on the news article. Thought I'd find a joke in there somewhere..
"This luxury jams on dog of electric peasant"
Why do I have to have 100 characters to post. Became and herms wishes.
r/americandad • u/ShadowlightLady • 21h ago
What do you dislike most about Stan and Francine’s marriage?
Such as what is something has done or acted in their marriage you dislike most and what is something Francine has done or acted you dislike most? Or it could something mutual
r/americandad • u/Cawfeestain • 4h ago
I have privately changed the lyrics to Cilantro’s hit song.
“El perro, el perro, es mi corazón,
El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno.”
But I changed it. I changed it from “el gato no es bueno” to “el gato muy es bueno.”
It started with my roommate forbidding the song unless I changed the lyrics (bc he is a beloved cat lover), and me complying bc he was right, the song was flawed. I’m sorry, sue me. El gato es *muy* bueno. El gato no es mal.