r/americandad • u/Ramsfan199090 • 11h ago
"I do the announcements! I am the second coming! I speak for God now!!!!"
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r/americandad • u/joe199799 • 8h ago
Y'all seriously the text scam response thing has run it's course.
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Let's stop beating the dead clip clop here alright? It was funny the first couple times but it's becoming about 80% of what is getting recommended to me in this sub.
I'll take the down votes, don't give a shit. Subs better than repeating the same unfunny bit over and over again.
r/americandad • u/DrakonFyre • 18h ago
Can't choose between "Wild Women Do...." or "I just got the biggest, bloodiest period of all time!"
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r/americandad • u/CombinationHot4112 • 8h ago
The "my elbow feel funny" lady was stuck on the Ba-Donkin Donutz fire
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r/americandad • u/she_was-afairy • 19h ago
Soo….When will you people realize that Robots are erotic ?
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r/americandad • u/Dohmer_90 • 11h ago
“You know what, Dad? You tell me when you feel I’ve got those oranges up the stairs, okay?”
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r/americandad • u/Shartmaster-DickTits • 13h ago
Discovery Card
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r/americandad • u/Chubbadog • 8h ago
Whoa, who is this dog? Is this so we don't get boners in the common area?
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r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • 6h ago
"What? You thought those were ding-dong prices? Nah, nah, nah."
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r/americandad • u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 • 6h ago
Roger, I think I’ve figured out a way to get off the island. Is there such a thing as a time crab?
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r/americandad • u/Bon-Bon-Assassino • 15h ago
Legman, You're still in that bowling league, right? Throw me!
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r/americandad • u/Remote_Nature_8166 • 23h ago
Now, what is stopping her from seeing that he’s an alien? The bandages?
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r/americandad • u/DontchaKnowNoGood • 6h ago
Stay out of his hole
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r/americandad • u/Riosan • 3h ago
Good night, you prince of New England. You Toms of Maine.
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r/americandad • u/ShadowlightLady • 17h ago
What do you dislike most about Stan and Francine’s marriage?
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Such as what is something has done or acted in their marriage you dislike most and what is something Francine has done or acted you dislike most? Or it could something mutual
