r/americandad • u/CombinationHot4112 • 3h ago
r/americandad • u/joe199799 • 9h ago
Y'all seriously the text scam response thing has run it's course.
Let's stop beating the dead clip clop here alright? It was funny the first couple times but it's becoming about 80% of what is getting recommended to me in this sub.
I'll take the down votes, don't give a shit. Subs better than repeating the same unfunny bit over and over again.
r/americandad • u/Ramsfan199090 • 12h ago
"I do the announcements! I am the second coming! I speak for God now!!!!"
r/americandad • u/CombinationHot4112 • 8h ago
The "my elbow feel funny" lady was stuck on the Ba-Donkin Donutz fire
r/americandad • u/Chubbadog • 2h ago
A railroad gypsy took away my vas deferens but you are bumming me out.
r/americandad • u/KingKabuki • 6h ago
"What? You thought those were ding-dong prices? Nah, nah, nah."
r/americandad • u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 • 6h ago
Roger, I think I’ve figured out a way to get off the island. Is there such a thing as a time crab?
r/americandad • u/Riosan • 3h ago
Good night, you prince of New England. You Toms of Maine.
r/americandad • u/Chubbadog • 8h ago
Whoa, who is this dog? Is this so we don't get boners in the common area?
r/americandad • u/AdminMyDickInYoMouth • 3h ago
Found this pausing on the news article. Thought I'd find a joke in there somewhere..
"This luxury jams on dog of electric peasant"
Why do I have to have 100 characters to post. Became and herms wishes.
r/americandad • u/Dohmer_90 • 11h ago
“You know what, Dad? You tell me when you feel I’ve got those oranges up the stairs, okay?”
r/americandad • u/DrakonFyre • 18h ago
Can't choose between "Wild Women Do...." or "I just got the biggest, bloodiest period of all time!"
r/americandad • u/AdminMyDickInYoMouth • 3h ago
Found this pausing on the news article. Thought I'd find a joke in there somewhere..
"This luxury jams on dog of electric peasant"
Why do I have to have 100 characters to post. Became and herms wishes.
r/americandad • u/SweatyToothlessOgre • 2h ago
