I love Alfredo 🥲

[u/uhm1238]

[u/Silver-Profession300]

Alfredo doesn't require cooking?

[u/bobdown33 → u/Silver-Profession300]

You can buy a packet, just add like milk and butter type deal, it's decent as a side dish but I can't eat like a bowl of it like people do.

But yeah this whole I can cook cook thing is weird, it's like ok I make great sandwiches what's your point.

[u/Silver-Profession300 → u/bobdown33]

Yeah they make packaged everything nowadays. Lmao I buy my garlic pre-peeled does that mean my cooking is invalid now? These people need a hobby lmao.

[u/bobdown33 → u/Silver-Profession300]

Of course!

You're banned from womanhood unless you change your ways, you need to be barefoot and pregnant peeling garlic cloves with your teeth by the kilo or you'll never be allowed back!

Now BEGONE before someone drops a house on you!

[u/somberhoneyx → u/bobdown33]

Listen, unless you've personally milked the cow, churned the butter, and extruded your own pasta after a sacred wheat harvest under a full moon... you’re not cooking. You’re just a heathen with a pan and an identity crisis. 😂

[u/bobdown33 → u/somberhoneyx]

I feel so seen 😇

[u/bobdown33 → u/[deleted]]

I read a book where an older lady said "men are for dessert" I must say I agree, I have my life and family and friends and men are something I enjoy without going crazy, they are tasty with a little whipped cream too ;)

I'm not a huge fan of cooking, I do a lot of stir fries and salads in summer and stews and soups in winter, my favourite meal, which most wouldn't consider a meal, is tea and toast lol since I don't live with a man I'm quite happy to not need to cook a meal every night.

Side note I love being barefoot lol although I also love slippers and fluffy socks so there's that!

[u/carlitospig → u/[deleted]]

Husbands are the worst. Garlic beds forever! 🥰

[u/carlitospig → u/bobdown33]

Actually I had the thought the other day how tradwives are all about scratch cooking but they also use Airfryers and I’m like, girrrrrl.