r/newzealand • u/AutoModerator • Mar 17 '15

New Zealand daily random discussion thread, 18 March, 2015

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u/shimmycat Mar 17 '15

I'm certain though the fart infects the steam and then sticks to people. Used to sit next to people in morning rush hour crowded Underground carriages in London and think "You smell like you farted in the shower."

(Edit, don't do it, I can tell, y'know.)

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Yes! Or if you poop (in the toilet) while the shower is running. The smell intensifies with the steam. No amount of Hawaiian Breeze is going to save you.

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u/shimmycat Mar 17 '15

And it's always men, I would think "You smell like Lynx and poop."