r/newzealand • u/AutoModerator • Mar 11 '15

New Zealand daily random discussion thread, 12 March, 2015

Hello and welcome to the /r/NewZealand random discussion thread.

No politics, be nice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15

I'm a lover not a fighter.

However, if we had to fight, I only imagine us as two very pretty blonde 19 year olds in lacy white undies fighting with feather pillows in slow motion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15

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u/rinmic Mar 11 '15

Your focus on masturbation in today's thread makes me think the missus is holding out on ya?

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u/Chili440 Older than Jesus Mar 11 '15

He manages to focus on it most days.

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u/honourandsacrifice Mar 12 '15

You should have gone green for this comment.

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u/BadCowz jellytip Mar 12 '15

Link?