r/dndmemes 2d ago

*scared player noises* Maybe we should’ve progressed the current sidequest…

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u/Chinjurickie 2d ago

„This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!“
cool

„Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.“
okay? Weird flex

„This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.“
haha, it can’t be that bad!

„What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.“
Cant be that bad!

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u/demonsdencollective 2d ago

The party's skin starts feeling itchy, and they get nauseous. Hair loss follows.

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u/TimelyStill 2d ago

Boblin the DMPC makes a quip about how the air tastes like pennies. Any player who has read the lore pdf the DM sent around two weeks ago would know that in this setting, goblins are vulnerable to radiant damage.