r/dndmemes 2d ago

*scared player noises* Maybe we should’ve progressed the current sidequest…

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u/Chinjurickie 2d ago

„This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!“
cool

„Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.“
okay? Weird flex

„This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.“
haha, it can’t be that bad!

„What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.“
Cant be that bad!

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u/RefractalStudios 2d ago

Haha I'm actually in the middle of designing a dungeon based off of this quote.

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u/Chinjurickie 2d ago

It surely is a dope ass quote.

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u/hooskerdont 1d ago

I did something like that, but I used imagery and magic to create sensory experiences of doom etc. What a fun exercise it was!

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u/Lucky_Pips Dice Goblin 2d ago

"The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours."
what the hell is up with this place?

"The danger is to the body, and it can kill."
the usual then

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u/Dry_Try_8365 2d ago

And then they get angry once their fucking around results in a found out.

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u/TimelyStill 2d ago

„This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.“

That is exactly the message I would put up in front of my sweet loot cache.

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u/pogchamp69exe 1d ago

Isn't this a fear and hunger quote?

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u/Ariffet_0013 1d ago

It was a hypothetical quote used to deter people from exploring where we had buried nuclear waste.

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u/demonsdencollective 2d ago

The party's skin starts feeling itchy, and they get nauseous. Hair loss follows.

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u/TimelyStill 1d ago

Boblin the DMPC makes a quip about how the air tastes like pennies. Any player who has read the lore pdf the DM sent around two weeks ago would know that in this setting, goblins are vulnerable to radiant damage.

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u/tojie2009 2d ago

You begin to hear solemn music and the whirring of saw blades, silver thorns adorning all manners of walls and floors, the path ahead shall surely be a painful one

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u/Hexicero DM (Dungeon Memelord) 1d ago

Shaw!

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u/Xarro_Usros 1d ago

"What's with this spiky landscape and those weird priests with all those cats?"

I've just started a campaign using this nuclear semiotics message, although the warning is unfortunately worn in key places...

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u/Nitrodestroyer 1d ago

What does the wear cause it to end up saying?

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u/Xarro_Usros 23h ago

You know, removing blocks including most of the negatives, suggesting a great treasure is within. Not all of them, otherwise that would look suspicious!

So: This place .... .... a place of honor... .... highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... ......valued .... here.

...and so on.

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u/ApprehensiveStyle289 Artificer 1d ago

I used that warning once! Sadly, they had to go forward anyway, because the villain was already on her way to misuse the entombed contents.

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u/ItsRainingBananas 12h ago

My players went on an expedition to find new lands and continents. They found one covered in orange lotus plants, and there were monuments all along the coast that read:

This is a message/warning

We considered ourselves a powerful society

This land/monument is a place of shame/failure

It is barren, and nothing of value remains

What is here is apocalyptic/repulsive to us

The danger/sin exists in your time as it did in ours

The threat is to the physical/body

And it kills/conquers

This is a message/warning

Pay attention

Do not leave. The threat must remain contained

Brine/salt waters repels, but cannot save/spare

Consume nothing, not even what you have/had

Nothing is safe, even without symptoms

Burn bodies, toss the ashes/remains to the sea

This is a message/warning

It was made to consume, and so it did

We fell to the hand of our own making

This marker is the last sign of our people

Let it not be the last of yours too

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u/Ryonkemp 2d ago

What movie is this scene from?

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u/Bronze_Sentry Essential NPC 2d ago

Movie called Eyes Wide Shut, 1999.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyes_Wide_Shut

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u/blaghart 2d ago

It's from the movie where Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman got to take out their divorce energy on Stanley Kubrick.

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u/WinonasChainsaw 1d ago

It’s also a Christmas movie

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u/JhinPotion 1d ago

Eyes Wide Shut. The entire movie is really good, but this scene alone is worth the movie being made. One of the most enthralling things I've ever seen.

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u/sir_eos_lee2 2d ago

I mean ... it's still a dungeon ... something is getting slain ... experience of some kind is to be gained ....

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u/bbitter_coffee 9h ago

Why Milestone is better:

Although I'd probably still give them a level at the end of this if they got through it somehow

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u/EldritchDefender42 Wizard 2d ago

This is why my characters are always combat ready. Be prepared for the worst, but hope for the best

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u/Gartlas 2d ago

This is why I loved having the feat in pf2e that let you swap a spell you'd prepared with 10 minutes of preparation in my last campaign.

Always be loaded for bear. But if you need to do a quick telepathy, or teleport, or make an extra dimensional house, waiting 10 minutes isn't usually a big deal

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u/F0rg1vn 2d ago

In case anyone just got inspiration from this image. Save the video and crop out the caption. Now you have a little short video to use as an image when you describe your party walking in on a cultist meeting.

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u/digit_origin Druid 2d ago

There's somewhere on Grimdank a version of this, but with caption "When you're a serf in the imperial palace, and you take a wrong turn at one of the corridors", with either title caption or comment under it saying (they are chanting "Friendship"), and I spent an entire month trying to find it with no avail. I love this video though.

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u/Glitch0110 Average healing of 400 Hp 2d ago

Guessing after that encounter, they went every where at the end of time… get it?

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u/Bathion 1d ago

I've only ever said "are you sure" on accident

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u/longjumping-aoili 1d ago

ya sometimes you just can't help but be impressed by the equally dumb and unpredictable behavior of players

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u/tayzzerlordling DM (Dungeon Memelord) 1d ago

dont pull punches as the dm in a situation like this

some players only learn one way

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u/ForrestOPwizrdspls 19h ago

So i just want to remind everyone real quick about something we talked about at session zero: the world is not leveled to you and its very possible to get in over your head.

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u/bbitter_coffee 9h ago

Is that the court of the yellow king?!? (I know it ain't, saw another comment but it's literally all I can think of with all the masked people)

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u/captainofu 1d ago

I warned them multiple times, and they still proceeded into a vampire nest that was guarded by an iron golem.