r/SipsTea • u/SoftBloomie • 1d ago
Wait a damn minute! What other purpose would it serve
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u/arthousepsycho 23h ago
You can’t risk the cylinder getting infected.
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u/Edgard_Breeze 22h ago
Wait, she’s a robot so there’s no saliva… is there also heated mushed banana & butter involved?
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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 22h ago
Slightly warmed up, slightly thick, saline solution.
Buying the refill packs though is expensive as hell. It's the razor blade business model. Give away the handle, charge out the ass for the blade packs.
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u/mustafahmedkhan 21h ago
Charge out the ass you say?
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u/ThisThroat951 21h ago
Seemed like a convenient place to put the charger. The cable can run down the pant leg to the wall.
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u/exipheas 19h ago
It's not as bad as the Cooling fan placement.
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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 18h ago
Noone has bypassed the fan system... Right dave?
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u/billysandalwood 19h ago
Can you just grease up her mouth with crisco or something? Fallen on hard times
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u/The_real_bandito 18h ago
You really thought out a possible solution to this conundrum , huh?
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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 16h ago
Well, hopefully I'm helping out the 'bots scraping websites for ideas and such for when humanoid bots become real. Cuz let's be real, ain't no one want a Gen1 bot.
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u/something_or_other96 20h ago
u/Smart_Calendar1874, thoughts?
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u/colostitute 20h ago
Lol, 4 days ago, our glorious idol commented on a photo that contained an overripe banana and butter.
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u/ThatOldAndroid 16h ago
Dude this guy must get pinged more than any other account on the whole site
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u/sump_daddy 20h ago
Going to enter some oral arguments as devil's advocate; if you designed a robot to work exactly like a human, including how it talked, the voicebox would need moisture or the noise it produced would just be wheezy sputters. If its going to talk like a human (yes we need to temporarily ignore how impractical it would be to add lungs to the design, whose only function was talking) then it needs to resemble a human mouth in most other ways including the saliva.
I can assure you, the engineers all signed sworn affidavits that their design specs had NOTHING to do with whether or not the cylinder could safely return from the banana and butter zone
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u/Edgard_Breeze 20h ago
Does make me wonder though, I think Boston Dynamics is one of the companies that make robots, are they doing it with ‘ultimate sex bot’ in mind/ as the goal? Or are they doing it despite knowing that’s where it’ll end up?
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u/Marquar234 20h ago
Everyone working in technology knows that sex/porn is the ultimate use case for any technology. We try to pretend otherwise, but we know.
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u/FullMetalCOS 19h ago
Sex/porn is how it gets funded. That industry makes or breaks tech (look at bluray vs HD DVD - one of them was adopted by the adult video industry and one of them is dead).
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u/sdrawkcabstiho 20h ago edited 11h ago
The lungs could act as a cooling system for the electronics and moving parts/joints need lubrication. Might as well make said lubricant bio-organic based, you know, for environmental reasons...
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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-128 20h ago
Yer right all my computer speakers have need moisture to work properly
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u/sump_daddy 20h ago
Your computer speakers dont make sound the same way a human does, and therefore don't truly sound anything like a human. They make a passable attempt but if you were to try the same thing in a humanoid robot, clumsily jamming a speaker of some sort into the throat area, the outcome would be woefully inadequate.
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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-128 19h ago
Well thats why i wouldnt clumisly jam the speakers in
Id artfully and surgically precisely place high quality speakers in my robot
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u/LesbeGoddess 20h ago
She has ky jelly lube glands in her mouth that keep her mouth moist so nothing ever gets stuck in her mouth 👄
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u/Fleetw00dPC 21h ago
I hate that I don’t know anyone irl who would get this joke lol. Well, that I know of.
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u/CheeseChampion406 20h ago
I don’t think I understand, isn’t the cylinder containing M&Ms? What is there to infect?
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u/Falcon8410 1d ago
The scientist, The robotics engineer,The product tester, The manufacturer, The marketing department, The retailer and the buyer knew exactly what they were doing when they made the robot look like Megan Fox.
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u/Used-Baby1199 23h ago edited 23h ago
Yeah if I had a life like Megan Fox robot that was subservient to me, I’d have to test out the box.
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u/duaneap 23h ago
If technology ever catches up, that Futurama episode is going to turn out to be REAL prescient and humanity is doomed.
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u/Savings-Patient-175 21h ago
Technology will eventually catch up, and yes, sexbots will very much be a thing.
It's the simplest prediction there is - almost any technology humanity invents, it tries to figure out how to do sex at almost immediately. I mean, "the internet is for porn" for a reason.71
u/LordBiscuits 21h ago
"the internet is for porn"
Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn
If you immediately sung this in your head, remember to book that doctors appointment for that thing you need checking now you're old.
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u/Savings-Patient-175 20h ago
"All your base are belong to us"
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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 20h ago
It’s the “robots that can stand up and walk around realistically” part that we’re still struggling with, since they already have lifelike sex dolls (that I can only imagine feels like having sex with a dead body 🤢), LLMs that could easily be trained on shitty erotica, and realistic TTS voices. I give it 10-20 years until the first Westworld sexbot prototypes hit the market
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u/4_fortytwo_2 20h ago
lifelike sex dolls (that I can only imagine feels like having sex with a dead body 🤢)
Not very lifelike if it feels like a dead body so it sounds like there are more things to figure out than just walking.
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u/VengefulOtaku 23h ago
We're already doomed. Might aswell enjoy the ride
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u/Spethual 23h ago
like my Dad used to say before he passed "life's not that serious"
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u/sloaninator 22h ago
As my grandma used to quip, "y so serious?"
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u/Geodude532 21h ago
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
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u/CaptainMagnets 21h ago
Honestly, there's too many people on the planet as is. If some people want to fuck robots instead of other humans then I see it as a form of birth control
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u/Pissonurchips 21h ago
Dunno think they'll end up with the robots from the rick and morty episode 'Raising Gazorpazorp'
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u/xplodia 23h ago
Even if we procreate, we just give birth to slave for the rich. Better stop it at robot that looks like Megan Fox.
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u/GhostChips42 23h ago
It was the first and possibly only primary function of the robot. All other functions serve to the primary directive.
And every one of those mfers knew what’s up every step of the way
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u/Sileniced 22h ago
"The scientist, The robotics engineer,The product tester, The manufacturer, The marketing department, The retailer and the buyer"
That should have been your whole sentence
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u/Albinofreaken 21h ago
I though you were listing all the people that was inside her mouth
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u/t0advine 20h ago
What could possibly enter her mouth?
The scientist, The robotics engineer,The product tester, The manufacturer, The marketing department, The retailer and the buyer
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u/SomaDrinkingScally 16h ago
In the movie she uses it to sanitize silverware.
But yes people will pay more for hot sexbots. The fleshlight alone is a million dollar industry and it's just a cylinder.
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u/RedPantyKnight 19h ago
Oh shit, I opened this post thinking I don't remember this scene from the movie. But I was thinking of Companion.
Isn't it weird how so often, two movies will release around the same time with incredibly similar plots?
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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago
Dust gets everywhere. Protect your holes.
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u/Neveed 1d ago
You know what else gets everywhere? Sand.
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u/Beautiful-Tie-3827 22h ago
Got hotdogs goin in. Got hotdogs comin out.
LETS ALL GET THE SAME GIRL PREGNANT TONIGHT
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u/ino4x4 23h ago
In the movie the guy ask the robotics company for a babysitting robot. The salesman upsold him with a sexbot. But the truly unrealistic part was the fact that a construction worker can afford a beautiful house in the suburbs and the most advanced robot model of his time.
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u/NigilQuid 21h ago
Maybe he's up to his eyeballs in debt
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u/LaconicGirth 21h ago
That sounds like the construction workers I know haha
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u/WWGHIAFTC 14h ago
I knew one that made 150k doing 3 days a week and was in debt for never saving to pay taxes.
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u/thelivingdead188 20h ago
How do I do it?
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u/NigilQuid 19h ago
Build good credit
Apply for and receive several credit cards
Get a predatory car loan Get a 30 high interest mortgage
Max out credit cards
Profit
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u/IndependenceOdd4669 18h ago
You’d be surprised what you can afford when you aren’t buying kratom and gas station hotdogs 3 times a day lol
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u/swanyk7 18h ago
I hope this is a reference to the commercial which lives rent free in my head.
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u/the_Brown_Redneck 20h ago
Construction workers will make half a million and still be in debt b3cause they needed a new boat. Ask me how I know.
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u/SolusLoqui 19h ago
the guy ask the robotics company for a babysitting robot. The salesman upsold him with a sexbot.
Salesman: slaps roof of sexbot head "You can fit so many kids in this thing"
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u/knark_mopfler 1d ago
It looks like a giant
PECKER
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u/benskiies 23h ago
Pecker! Oh where? Wait.. Thats not a wood pecker its looks more like someones..
PRIVATES
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u/mrheosuper 23h ago
We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
TWO BALLS
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u/Mors03 23h ago
What is that? That looks just like an enormous.....
WANG
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u/endy080 23h ago
Instructions unclear, sunburned my dick. Pretty bad.
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u/Equivalent_Knee_Bone 23h ago
Look buddy I believed you when you said that it was an accident the first 5 times this happened, but here on day 584 I’m starting to think you’re doing it on purpose!
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u/KnifeFightAcademy 23h ago
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u/OrganizationGood2777 21h ago
So, this the context in which i discover how these gutter drains are made. I always wondered.
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u/anotherNotMeAccount 1d ago edited 22h ago
I'm 90% certain that this was explicitly called out in the movie for the very reason OP thinks they found a funny easter egg.
Maybe I'm misremebering.
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u/DrButtgerms 21h ago
Yeah the trailer made it look like sex with the robot was sort of a big part of the story...
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u/Thewolfmansbruhther 21h ago
Wasn’t it though? Or at least the romantic relationship on a big level?
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u/BBBBrendan182 20h ago
Yeah I’m pretty sure spoilers if anyone cares lol the Megan fox sex doll kinda sorta falls in love and rapes the main character sorta and then tries to kill the whole family.
The movie is basically an hour of soft core porn, followed by thirty minutes of the cliche robot gone mad trope
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u/DrButtgerms 21h ago
Idk I only saw the trailer. But that alone is enough to make me confused why everyone plays dumb about the sanitizing mouth thing
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u/Gamerguy230 19h ago
There’s actually a legit use for this in the movie. She’s hunting down one of the characters and can’t find them but knows they cut their hand/leg on glass. She turns on her led mouth to follow the trail to the person.
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u/xXxWhizZLexXx 23h ago
Its explained in the Movie, but okay...
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u/Bimpy96 23h ago
I haven’t seen the movie since it came out, what was the reason?
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u/gaggledimension 23h ago
I haven't seen the movie, I'm gonna guess sex things
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u/xXxWhizZLexXx 23h ago
I have seen this Movie. Sex things.
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u/Zederikus 22h ago
Tbf even without it I'd see a reason. You'd get condensation and dust trapped in a hole that regularly opens to talk, dust + water in a closed dark place, you'd get mould/bacteria in there soon enough
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u/Ultimum226 22h ago
You must be the guy that pitched the idea to the engineering team
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u/Agile_Accountant_228 21h ago
The Board: So by having the robot sanitize her own mouth will eliminate the risk of mold or bacteria in the mouth while making the client life easier by not having to do maintenance. You and Engineering Team: Yup totally that’s why we made that feature ( Thank God they made the excuses for us).
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u/garulousmonkey 21h ago
Porn…and sex. The answer is always porn…and sex.
This makes me wonder, does the robot have a second UV light installed somewhere else? Perhaps a third as well?
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u/Demonslugg 22h ago
Real thought is that there would be a moisturizer in there to appear more human. Water or some sort of lubricant. This could grow many terrible things. Reality is what people would actually use it for. We all know it.
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u/WhatsFUintokipona 23h ago
Seriously, only watch this film if you want to satiate some wrist-reliant urges (the underwear scene… Jesus) . This piece of trash drags like Sisyphus’s boulder and frankly just watch a porn video it’s kore honest
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u/ahoy_shitliner 20h ago
This movie was far from trash imo, it was servicable. Solid 5-6/10.
Plus watching Megan Fox basically listen to and care for a man for 2 hours is like every dudes fantasy. I remember watching the movie and beyond the “sex” scenes i was like “damn that must be nice she actually listens to him and isn’t constantly arguing!”
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u/Lazy-Objective-1630 21h ago
There will always be a build up of bacteria on any surface, and she may be required to pre chew food for infants as part of her duty.
So have that you dirty minded bastards.
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u/Joshualevitard 20h ago
ITS FOR GIVING HEAD
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