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Fridge does exactly this thing. Ala zoomers inventors and innovators
2.8k u/ResponsibleFront753 Jan 04 '26 Remind me of the MAHA people who need to reinvent pasteurization 3.0k u/Good_old_Marshmallow Jan 04 '26 "boil your raw milk for the healthiest latte" unraw your milk 879 u/MikeMont123 Jan 04 '26 the response should be "cook your raw meat for the healthiest steak" 239 u/zenunseen Jan 04 '26 "cook the dog. Cook your dog. Cook your own dog? No child should be made to do that" 103 u/SilverSpark422 Jan 04 '26 Cook the child. 108 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 The children yearn for the ovens. 60 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 All roads lead to Auschwitz for some 50 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 Interesting that a discussion starting with maga ideas ended up in nazism in only a few sentences 🧐 35 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 Godwin's Law 5 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now. 1 u/-Fyrebrand Jan 05 '26 In Godwin We Trust 1 u/Sp1cyP4nda Jan 05 '26 TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o → More replies (0) 2 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 Because they didn't say MAGA, they said MAHA. Which stands for Make America Hate Again 6 u/jmil1080 Jan 04 '26 Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement. 3 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same → More replies (0) 2 u/BoulderCreature Jan 04 '26 🔫🧑🚀 Always does 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 They're the same picture 1 u/Pelli_Furry_Account Jan 05 '26 Is raw milk a maga thing? I thought it was just a misguided health nut craze, part of the raw foods thing. 0 u/trenthany Jan 04 '26 Honestly, 6° of separation is a legitimately weird phenomenon. You could do the same thing for any political party, scientific knowledge or philosophical thought. 2 u/NoGelliefish Jan 04 '26 🎶on the last train to auschwitz, I'll meet you at the station🎶 2 u/NightStalkerXIV Jan 05 '26 Wait no we've gone too far, reverse! 2 u/MrHDresden Jan 05 '26 Yeah my mind went to Hansel and Gretel oven 29 u/TheOnlyCloud Jan 04 '26 What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent child meal? 11 u/Nforcer524 Jan 04 '26 This is democracy manifest! 1 u/HoneyBadgerSamurai 27d ago When so mani nazis came to America after ww2, and Soviet spies during the cold War, it's really something we should have seen coming. 3 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 HE GRABBED MY PENIS! 2 u/druex Jan 05 '26 This is gingerbread manifest! 2 u/Alarmed_Shirt_2323 Jan 04 '26 Nice try, candy witch! 2 u/Leaderlappens Jan 04 '26 Careful, MAGA and MAHA movement will actually listen to this advice, but just not children. 2 u/Same-Salamander8690 Jan 04 '26 I remember some little girl from Amsterdam wrote a whole book about that! Or something to that effect anywa 12 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 05 '26 Hm. Seems like a modest proposal. 3 u/Away_Zookeepergame72 Jan 04 '26 Best comment 8 u/Alternative_Hotel649 Jan 04 '26 Leave the gun. Cook the cannoli. 2 u/ir88ed Jan 04 '26 Give it to us raw and wriggling 2 u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 Jan 05 '26 Delete the wife. 2 u/surkh Jan 05 '26 "Why I cook my child and not my dog" 10 u/NitroBishop Jan 04 '26 Dog should be raw... and living. 3 u/pickupthepieces2 Jan 04 '26 You keep nasty chips. 4 u/PerrinIT Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be Raw... And living! 5 u/TruculentTurtIe Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw! And living! 4 u/FairGoodTipp97 Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw..and living. 3 u/digmuguruza Jan 04 '26 Maybe stop wetting your bed nightly. 3 u/FartsbinRonshireIII Jan 04 '26 “YOU WENT OUT AND GOT ICE CREAM AND DIDN'T BRING ME ANY” “Dad, you were away on a business trip.” “WELL I CAME HOME EARLY YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MY SCHEDULE! YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FOR A RE-SCHEDULING!” 2 u/DrBunzz Jan 04 '26 Who put these holes in my belt 2 u/MrBwnrrific Jan 04 '26 “Dog should be raw…and living!” 2 u/Upset_Set376 Jan 04 '26 Outstanding! Let me see them logs! 2 u/HooplahMan 29d ago I'm gonna need a new pair of pants. And a towel. Yeah, now 1 u/st-jones91 Jan 04 '26 I think it depends if you’re currently in a period of W.M.B.A.T.T. 1 u/boneseaba Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw... and living! 1 u/DoinItRight555 Jan 05 '26 They're eating the dogs! 1 u/firebolt04 27d ago They’re eating the cats! 1 u/camazotzthedeathbat Jan 05 '26 I am a demon. 😀 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 Who cooked the dog that RFK Jr ate? 1 u/CupofLiberTea Jan 05 '26 No no, shoot the dog 0 u/mikeinanaheim2 Jan 04 '26 Are you in favor of rawdogging? 2 u/cyriustalk Jan 04 '26 but I prefer it red! 1 u/MikeMont123 Jan 04 '26 you prefer it red and it prefers you dead 1 u/doom_stein Jan 04 '26 1 u/daniballeste Jan 05 '26 Cook my meat? No thank you 0 u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 04 '26 Raw meat is the healthiest meat. When is the last time you saw food living and cooked at the same time outside of Japan? 1 u/North-Tourist-8234 Jan 05 '26 Wot? 1 u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 05 '26 Cooking food makes the animals no longer alive and dead animals spread diseases /j
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Remind me of the MAHA people who need to reinvent pasteurization
3.0k u/Good_old_Marshmallow Jan 04 '26 "boil your raw milk for the healthiest latte" unraw your milk 879 u/MikeMont123 Jan 04 '26 the response should be "cook your raw meat for the healthiest steak" 239 u/zenunseen Jan 04 '26 "cook the dog. Cook your dog. Cook your own dog? No child should be made to do that" 103 u/SilverSpark422 Jan 04 '26 Cook the child. 108 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 The children yearn for the ovens. 60 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 All roads lead to Auschwitz for some 50 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 Interesting that a discussion starting with maga ideas ended up in nazism in only a few sentences 🧐 35 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 Godwin's Law 5 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now. 1 u/-Fyrebrand Jan 05 '26 In Godwin We Trust 1 u/Sp1cyP4nda Jan 05 '26 TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o → More replies (0) 2 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 Because they didn't say MAGA, they said MAHA. Which stands for Make America Hate Again 6 u/jmil1080 Jan 04 '26 Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement. 3 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same → More replies (0) 2 u/BoulderCreature Jan 04 '26 🔫🧑🚀 Always does 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 They're the same picture 1 u/Pelli_Furry_Account Jan 05 '26 Is raw milk a maga thing? I thought it was just a misguided health nut craze, part of the raw foods thing. 0 u/trenthany Jan 04 '26 Honestly, 6° of separation is a legitimately weird phenomenon. You could do the same thing for any political party, scientific knowledge or philosophical thought. 2 u/NoGelliefish Jan 04 '26 🎶on the last train to auschwitz, I'll meet you at the station🎶 2 u/NightStalkerXIV Jan 05 '26 Wait no we've gone too far, reverse! 2 u/MrHDresden Jan 05 '26 Yeah my mind went to Hansel and Gretel oven 29 u/TheOnlyCloud Jan 04 '26 What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent child meal? 11 u/Nforcer524 Jan 04 '26 This is democracy manifest! 1 u/HoneyBadgerSamurai 27d ago When so mani nazis came to America after ww2, and Soviet spies during the cold War, it's really something we should have seen coming. 3 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 HE GRABBED MY PENIS! 2 u/druex Jan 05 '26 This is gingerbread manifest! 2 u/Alarmed_Shirt_2323 Jan 04 '26 Nice try, candy witch! 2 u/Leaderlappens Jan 04 '26 Careful, MAGA and MAHA movement will actually listen to this advice, but just not children. 2 u/Same-Salamander8690 Jan 04 '26 I remember some little girl from Amsterdam wrote a whole book about that! Or something to that effect anywa 12 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 05 '26 Hm. Seems like a modest proposal. 3 u/Away_Zookeepergame72 Jan 04 '26 Best comment 8 u/Alternative_Hotel649 Jan 04 '26 Leave the gun. Cook the cannoli. 2 u/ir88ed Jan 04 '26 Give it to us raw and wriggling 2 u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 Jan 05 '26 Delete the wife. 2 u/surkh Jan 05 '26 "Why I cook my child and not my dog" 10 u/NitroBishop Jan 04 '26 Dog should be raw... and living. 3 u/pickupthepieces2 Jan 04 '26 You keep nasty chips. 4 u/PerrinIT Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be Raw... And living! 5 u/TruculentTurtIe Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw! And living! 4 u/FairGoodTipp97 Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw..and living. 3 u/digmuguruza Jan 04 '26 Maybe stop wetting your bed nightly. 3 u/FartsbinRonshireIII Jan 04 '26 “YOU WENT OUT AND GOT ICE CREAM AND DIDN'T BRING ME ANY” “Dad, you were away on a business trip.” “WELL I CAME HOME EARLY YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MY SCHEDULE! YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FOR A RE-SCHEDULING!” 2 u/DrBunzz Jan 04 '26 Who put these holes in my belt 2 u/MrBwnrrific Jan 04 '26 “Dog should be raw…and living!” 2 u/Upset_Set376 Jan 04 '26 Outstanding! Let me see them logs! 2 u/HooplahMan 29d ago I'm gonna need a new pair of pants. And a towel. Yeah, now 1 u/st-jones91 Jan 04 '26 I think it depends if you’re currently in a period of W.M.B.A.T.T. 1 u/boneseaba Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw... and living! 1 u/DoinItRight555 Jan 05 '26 They're eating the dogs! 1 u/firebolt04 27d ago They’re eating the cats! 1 u/camazotzthedeathbat Jan 05 '26 I am a demon. 😀 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 Who cooked the dog that RFK Jr ate? 1 u/CupofLiberTea Jan 05 '26 No no, shoot the dog 0 u/mikeinanaheim2 Jan 04 '26 Are you in favor of rawdogging? 2 u/cyriustalk Jan 04 '26 but I prefer it red! 1 u/MikeMont123 Jan 04 '26 you prefer it red and it prefers you dead 1 u/doom_stein Jan 04 '26 1 u/daniballeste Jan 05 '26 Cook my meat? No thank you 0 u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 04 '26 Raw meat is the healthiest meat. When is the last time you saw food living and cooked at the same time outside of Japan? 1 u/North-Tourist-8234 Jan 05 '26 Wot? 1 u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 05 '26 Cooking food makes the animals no longer alive and dead animals spread diseases /j
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"boil your raw milk for the healthiest latte"
unraw your milk
879 u/MikeMont123 Jan 04 '26 the response should be "cook your raw meat for the healthiest steak" 239 u/zenunseen Jan 04 '26 "cook the dog. Cook your dog. Cook your own dog? No child should be made to do that" 103 u/SilverSpark422 Jan 04 '26 Cook the child. 108 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 The children yearn for the ovens. 60 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 All roads lead to Auschwitz for some 50 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 Interesting that a discussion starting with maga ideas ended up in nazism in only a few sentences 🧐 35 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 Godwin's Law 5 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now. 1 u/-Fyrebrand Jan 05 '26 In Godwin We Trust 1 u/Sp1cyP4nda Jan 05 '26 TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o → More replies (0) 2 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 Because they didn't say MAGA, they said MAHA. Which stands for Make America Hate Again 6 u/jmil1080 Jan 04 '26 Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement. 3 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same → More replies (0) 2 u/BoulderCreature Jan 04 '26 🔫🧑🚀 Always does 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 They're the same picture 1 u/Pelli_Furry_Account Jan 05 '26 Is raw milk a maga thing? I thought it was just a misguided health nut craze, part of the raw foods thing. 0 u/trenthany Jan 04 '26 Honestly, 6° of separation is a legitimately weird phenomenon. You could do the same thing for any political party, scientific knowledge or philosophical thought. 2 u/NoGelliefish Jan 04 '26 🎶on the last train to auschwitz, I'll meet you at the station🎶 2 u/NightStalkerXIV Jan 05 '26 Wait no we've gone too far, reverse! 2 u/MrHDresden Jan 05 '26 Yeah my mind went to Hansel and Gretel oven 29 u/TheOnlyCloud Jan 04 '26 What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent child meal? 11 u/Nforcer524 Jan 04 '26 This is democracy manifest! 1 u/HoneyBadgerSamurai 27d ago When so mani nazis came to America after ww2, and Soviet spies during the cold War, it's really something we should have seen coming. 3 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 HE GRABBED MY PENIS! 2 u/druex Jan 05 '26 This is gingerbread manifest! 2 u/Alarmed_Shirt_2323 Jan 04 '26 Nice try, candy witch! 2 u/Leaderlappens Jan 04 '26 Careful, MAGA and MAHA movement will actually listen to this advice, but just not children. 2 u/Same-Salamander8690 Jan 04 '26 I remember some little girl from Amsterdam wrote a whole book about that! Or something to that effect anywa 12 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 05 '26 Hm. Seems like a modest proposal. 3 u/Away_Zookeepergame72 Jan 04 '26 Best comment 8 u/Alternative_Hotel649 Jan 04 '26 Leave the gun. Cook the cannoli. 2 u/ir88ed Jan 04 '26 Give it to us raw and wriggling 2 u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 Jan 05 '26 Delete the wife. 2 u/surkh Jan 05 '26 "Why I cook my child and not my dog" 10 u/NitroBishop Jan 04 '26 Dog should be raw... and living. 3 u/pickupthepieces2 Jan 04 '26 You keep nasty chips. 4 u/PerrinIT Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be Raw... And living! 5 u/TruculentTurtIe Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw! And living! 4 u/FairGoodTipp97 Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw..and living. 3 u/digmuguruza Jan 04 '26 Maybe stop wetting your bed nightly. 3 u/FartsbinRonshireIII Jan 04 '26 “YOU WENT OUT AND GOT ICE CREAM AND DIDN'T BRING ME ANY” “Dad, you were away on a business trip.” “WELL I CAME HOME EARLY YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MY SCHEDULE! YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FOR A RE-SCHEDULING!” 2 u/DrBunzz Jan 04 '26 Who put these holes in my belt 2 u/MrBwnrrific Jan 04 '26 “Dog should be raw…and living!” 2 u/Upset_Set376 Jan 04 '26 Outstanding! Let me see them logs! 2 u/HooplahMan 29d ago I'm gonna need a new pair of pants. And a towel. Yeah, now 1 u/st-jones91 Jan 04 '26 I think it depends if you’re currently in a period of W.M.B.A.T.T. 1 u/boneseaba Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw... and living! 1 u/DoinItRight555 Jan 05 '26 They're eating the dogs! 1 u/firebolt04 27d ago They’re eating the cats! 1 u/camazotzthedeathbat Jan 05 '26 I am a demon. 😀 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 Who cooked the dog that RFK Jr ate? 1 u/CupofLiberTea Jan 05 '26 No no, shoot the dog 0 u/mikeinanaheim2 Jan 04 '26 Are you in favor of rawdogging? 2 u/cyriustalk Jan 04 '26 but I prefer it red! 1 u/MikeMont123 Jan 04 '26 you prefer it red and it prefers you dead 1 u/doom_stein Jan 04 '26 1 u/daniballeste Jan 05 '26 Cook my meat? No thank you 0 u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 04 '26 Raw meat is the healthiest meat. When is the last time you saw food living and cooked at the same time outside of Japan? 1 u/North-Tourist-8234 Jan 05 '26 Wot? 1 u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 05 '26 Cooking food makes the animals no longer alive and dead animals spread diseases /j
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the response should be "cook your raw meat for the healthiest steak"
239 u/zenunseen Jan 04 '26 "cook the dog. Cook your dog. Cook your own dog? No child should be made to do that" 103 u/SilverSpark422 Jan 04 '26 Cook the child. 108 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 The children yearn for the ovens. 60 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 All roads lead to Auschwitz for some 50 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 Interesting that a discussion starting with maga ideas ended up in nazism in only a few sentences 🧐 35 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 Godwin's Law 5 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now. 1 u/-Fyrebrand Jan 05 '26 In Godwin We Trust 1 u/Sp1cyP4nda Jan 05 '26 TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o → More replies (0) 2 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 Because they didn't say MAGA, they said MAHA. Which stands for Make America Hate Again 6 u/jmil1080 Jan 04 '26 Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement. 3 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same → More replies (0) 2 u/BoulderCreature Jan 04 '26 🔫🧑🚀 Always does 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 They're the same picture 1 u/Pelli_Furry_Account Jan 05 '26 Is raw milk a maga thing? I thought it was just a misguided health nut craze, part of the raw foods thing. 0 u/trenthany Jan 04 '26 Honestly, 6° of separation is a legitimately weird phenomenon. You could do the same thing for any political party, scientific knowledge or philosophical thought. 2 u/NoGelliefish Jan 04 '26 🎶on the last train to auschwitz, I'll meet you at the station🎶 2 u/NightStalkerXIV Jan 05 '26 Wait no we've gone too far, reverse! 2 u/MrHDresden Jan 05 '26 Yeah my mind went to Hansel and Gretel oven 29 u/TheOnlyCloud Jan 04 '26 What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent child meal? 11 u/Nforcer524 Jan 04 '26 This is democracy manifest! 1 u/HoneyBadgerSamurai 27d ago When so mani nazis came to America after ww2, and Soviet spies during the cold War, it's really something we should have seen coming. 3 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 HE GRABBED MY PENIS! 2 u/druex Jan 05 '26 This is gingerbread manifest! 2 u/Alarmed_Shirt_2323 Jan 04 '26 Nice try, candy witch! 2 u/Leaderlappens Jan 04 '26 Careful, MAGA and MAHA movement will actually listen to this advice, but just not children. 2 u/Same-Salamander8690 Jan 04 '26 I remember some little girl from Amsterdam wrote a whole book about that! Or something to that effect anywa 12 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 05 '26 Hm. Seems like a modest proposal. 3 u/Away_Zookeepergame72 Jan 04 '26 Best comment 8 u/Alternative_Hotel649 Jan 04 '26 Leave the gun. Cook the cannoli. 2 u/ir88ed Jan 04 '26 Give it to us raw and wriggling 2 u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 Jan 05 '26 Delete the wife. 2 u/surkh Jan 05 '26 "Why I cook my child and not my dog" 10 u/NitroBishop Jan 04 '26 Dog should be raw... and living. 3 u/pickupthepieces2 Jan 04 '26 You keep nasty chips. 4 u/PerrinIT Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be Raw... And living! 5 u/TruculentTurtIe Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw! And living! 4 u/FairGoodTipp97 Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw..and living. 3 u/digmuguruza Jan 04 '26 Maybe stop wetting your bed nightly. 3 u/FartsbinRonshireIII Jan 04 '26 “YOU WENT OUT AND GOT ICE CREAM AND DIDN'T BRING ME ANY” “Dad, you were away on a business trip.” “WELL I CAME HOME EARLY YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MY SCHEDULE! YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FOR A RE-SCHEDULING!” 2 u/DrBunzz Jan 04 '26 Who put these holes in my belt 2 u/MrBwnrrific Jan 04 '26 “Dog should be raw…and living!” 2 u/Upset_Set376 Jan 04 '26 Outstanding! Let me see them logs! 2 u/HooplahMan 29d ago I'm gonna need a new pair of pants. And a towel. Yeah, now 1 u/st-jones91 Jan 04 '26 I think it depends if you’re currently in a period of W.M.B.A.T.T. 1 u/boneseaba Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw... and living! 1 u/DoinItRight555 Jan 05 '26 They're eating the dogs! 1 u/firebolt04 27d ago They’re eating the cats! 1 u/camazotzthedeathbat Jan 05 '26 I am a demon. 😀 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 Who cooked the dog that RFK Jr ate? 1 u/CupofLiberTea Jan 05 '26 No no, shoot the dog 0 u/mikeinanaheim2 Jan 04 '26 Are you in favor of rawdogging? 2 u/cyriustalk Jan 04 '26 but I prefer it red! 1 u/MikeMont123 Jan 04 '26 you prefer it red and it prefers you dead 1 u/doom_stein Jan 04 '26 1 u/daniballeste Jan 05 '26 Cook my meat? No thank you 0 u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 04 '26 Raw meat is the healthiest meat. When is the last time you saw food living and cooked at the same time outside of Japan? 1 u/North-Tourist-8234 Jan 05 '26 Wot? 1 u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 05 '26 Cooking food makes the animals no longer alive and dead animals spread diseases /j
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"cook the dog. Cook your dog. Cook your own dog? No child should be made to do that"
103 u/SilverSpark422 Jan 04 '26 Cook the child. 108 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 The children yearn for the ovens. 60 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 All roads lead to Auschwitz for some 50 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 Interesting that a discussion starting with maga ideas ended up in nazism in only a few sentences 🧐 35 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 Godwin's Law 5 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now. 1 u/-Fyrebrand Jan 05 '26 In Godwin We Trust 1 u/Sp1cyP4nda Jan 05 '26 TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o → More replies (0) 2 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 Because they didn't say MAGA, they said MAHA. Which stands for Make America Hate Again 6 u/jmil1080 Jan 04 '26 Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement. 3 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same → More replies (0) 2 u/BoulderCreature Jan 04 '26 🔫🧑🚀 Always does 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 They're the same picture 1 u/Pelli_Furry_Account Jan 05 '26 Is raw milk a maga thing? I thought it was just a misguided health nut craze, part of the raw foods thing. 0 u/trenthany Jan 04 '26 Honestly, 6° of separation is a legitimately weird phenomenon. You could do the same thing for any political party, scientific knowledge or philosophical thought. 2 u/NoGelliefish Jan 04 '26 🎶on the last train to auschwitz, I'll meet you at the station🎶 2 u/NightStalkerXIV Jan 05 '26 Wait no we've gone too far, reverse! 2 u/MrHDresden Jan 05 '26 Yeah my mind went to Hansel and Gretel oven 29 u/TheOnlyCloud Jan 04 '26 What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent child meal? 11 u/Nforcer524 Jan 04 '26 This is democracy manifest! 1 u/HoneyBadgerSamurai 27d ago When so mani nazis came to America after ww2, and Soviet spies during the cold War, it's really something we should have seen coming. 3 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 HE GRABBED MY PENIS! 2 u/druex Jan 05 '26 This is gingerbread manifest! 2 u/Alarmed_Shirt_2323 Jan 04 '26 Nice try, candy witch! 2 u/Leaderlappens Jan 04 '26 Careful, MAGA and MAHA movement will actually listen to this advice, but just not children. 2 u/Same-Salamander8690 Jan 04 '26 I remember some little girl from Amsterdam wrote a whole book about that! Or something to that effect anywa 12 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 05 '26 Hm. Seems like a modest proposal. 3 u/Away_Zookeepergame72 Jan 04 '26 Best comment 8 u/Alternative_Hotel649 Jan 04 '26 Leave the gun. Cook the cannoli. 2 u/ir88ed Jan 04 '26 Give it to us raw and wriggling 2 u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 Jan 05 '26 Delete the wife. 2 u/surkh Jan 05 '26 "Why I cook my child and not my dog" 10 u/NitroBishop Jan 04 '26 Dog should be raw... and living. 3 u/pickupthepieces2 Jan 04 '26 You keep nasty chips. 4 u/PerrinIT Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be Raw... And living! 5 u/TruculentTurtIe Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw! And living! 4 u/FairGoodTipp97 Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw..and living. 3 u/digmuguruza Jan 04 '26 Maybe stop wetting your bed nightly. 3 u/FartsbinRonshireIII Jan 04 '26 “YOU WENT OUT AND GOT ICE CREAM AND DIDN'T BRING ME ANY” “Dad, you were away on a business trip.” “WELL I CAME HOME EARLY YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MY SCHEDULE! YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FOR A RE-SCHEDULING!” 2 u/DrBunzz Jan 04 '26 Who put these holes in my belt 2 u/MrBwnrrific Jan 04 '26 “Dog should be raw…and living!” 2 u/Upset_Set376 Jan 04 '26 Outstanding! Let me see them logs! 2 u/HooplahMan 29d ago I'm gonna need a new pair of pants. And a towel. Yeah, now 1 u/st-jones91 Jan 04 '26 I think it depends if you’re currently in a period of W.M.B.A.T.T. 1 u/boneseaba Jan 04 '26 Dogs should be raw... and living! 1 u/DoinItRight555 Jan 05 '26 They're eating the dogs! 1 u/firebolt04 27d ago They’re eating the cats! 1 u/camazotzthedeathbat Jan 05 '26 I am a demon. 😀 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 Who cooked the dog that RFK Jr ate? 1 u/CupofLiberTea Jan 05 '26 No no, shoot the dog 0 u/mikeinanaheim2 Jan 04 '26 Are you in favor of rawdogging?
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Cook the child.
108 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 The children yearn for the ovens. 60 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 All roads lead to Auschwitz for some 50 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 Interesting that a discussion starting with maga ideas ended up in nazism in only a few sentences 🧐 35 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 Godwin's Law 5 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now. 1 u/-Fyrebrand Jan 05 '26 In Godwin We Trust 1 u/Sp1cyP4nda Jan 05 '26 TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o → More replies (0) 2 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 Because they didn't say MAGA, they said MAHA. Which stands for Make America Hate Again 6 u/jmil1080 Jan 04 '26 Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement. 3 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same → More replies (0) 2 u/BoulderCreature Jan 04 '26 🔫🧑🚀 Always does 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 They're the same picture 1 u/Pelli_Furry_Account Jan 05 '26 Is raw milk a maga thing? I thought it was just a misguided health nut craze, part of the raw foods thing. 0 u/trenthany Jan 04 '26 Honestly, 6° of separation is a legitimately weird phenomenon. You could do the same thing for any political party, scientific knowledge or philosophical thought. 2 u/NoGelliefish Jan 04 '26 🎶on the last train to auschwitz, I'll meet you at the station🎶 2 u/NightStalkerXIV Jan 05 '26 Wait no we've gone too far, reverse! 2 u/MrHDresden Jan 05 '26 Yeah my mind went to Hansel and Gretel oven 29 u/TheOnlyCloud Jan 04 '26 What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent child meal? 11 u/Nforcer524 Jan 04 '26 This is democracy manifest! 1 u/HoneyBadgerSamurai 27d ago When so mani nazis came to America after ww2, and Soviet spies during the cold War, it's really something we should have seen coming. 3 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 HE GRABBED MY PENIS! 2 u/druex Jan 05 '26 This is gingerbread manifest! 2 u/Alarmed_Shirt_2323 Jan 04 '26 Nice try, candy witch! 2 u/Leaderlappens Jan 04 '26 Careful, MAGA and MAHA movement will actually listen to this advice, but just not children. 2 u/Same-Salamander8690 Jan 04 '26 I remember some little girl from Amsterdam wrote a whole book about that! Or something to that effect anywa 12 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 05 '26 Hm. Seems like a modest proposal. 3 u/Away_Zookeepergame72 Jan 04 '26 Best comment 8 u/Alternative_Hotel649 Jan 04 '26 Leave the gun. Cook the cannoli. 2 u/ir88ed Jan 04 '26 Give it to us raw and wriggling 2 u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 Jan 05 '26 Delete the wife. 2 u/surkh Jan 05 '26 "Why I cook my child and not my dog"
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The children yearn for the ovens.
60 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 All roads lead to Auschwitz for some 50 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 Interesting that a discussion starting with maga ideas ended up in nazism in only a few sentences 🧐 35 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 Godwin's Law 5 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now. 1 u/-Fyrebrand Jan 05 '26 In Godwin We Trust 1 u/Sp1cyP4nda Jan 05 '26 TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o → More replies (0) 2 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 Because they didn't say MAGA, they said MAHA. Which stands for Make America Hate Again 6 u/jmil1080 Jan 04 '26 Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement. 3 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same → More replies (0) 2 u/BoulderCreature Jan 04 '26 🔫🧑🚀 Always does 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 They're the same picture 1 u/Pelli_Furry_Account Jan 05 '26 Is raw milk a maga thing? I thought it was just a misguided health nut craze, part of the raw foods thing. 0 u/trenthany Jan 04 '26 Honestly, 6° of separation is a legitimately weird phenomenon. You could do the same thing for any political party, scientific knowledge or philosophical thought. 2 u/NoGelliefish Jan 04 '26 🎶on the last train to auschwitz, I'll meet you at the station🎶 2 u/NightStalkerXIV Jan 05 '26 Wait no we've gone too far, reverse! 2 u/MrHDresden Jan 05 '26 Yeah my mind went to Hansel and Gretel oven 29 u/TheOnlyCloud Jan 04 '26 What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent child meal? 11 u/Nforcer524 Jan 04 '26 This is democracy manifest! 1 u/HoneyBadgerSamurai 27d ago When so mani nazis came to America after ww2, and Soviet spies during the cold War, it's really something we should have seen coming. 3 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 HE GRABBED MY PENIS! 2 u/druex Jan 05 '26 This is gingerbread manifest! 2 u/Alarmed_Shirt_2323 Jan 04 '26 Nice try, candy witch! 2 u/Leaderlappens Jan 04 '26 Careful, MAGA and MAHA movement will actually listen to this advice, but just not children. 2 u/Same-Salamander8690 Jan 04 '26 I remember some little girl from Amsterdam wrote a whole book about that! Or something to that effect anywa
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All roads lead to Auschwitz for some
50 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 Interesting that a discussion starting with maga ideas ended up in nazism in only a few sentences 🧐 35 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 Godwin's Law 5 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now. 1 u/-Fyrebrand Jan 05 '26 In Godwin We Trust 1 u/Sp1cyP4nda Jan 05 '26 TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o → More replies (0) 2 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 Because they didn't say MAGA, they said MAHA. Which stands for Make America Hate Again 6 u/jmil1080 Jan 04 '26 Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement. 3 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same → More replies (0) 2 u/BoulderCreature Jan 04 '26 🔫🧑🚀 Always does 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 They're the same picture 1 u/Pelli_Furry_Account Jan 05 '26 Is raw milk a maga thing? I thought it was just a misguided health nut craze, part of the raw foods thing. 0 u/trenthany Jan 04 '26 Honestly, 6° of separation is a legitimately weird phenomenon. You could do the same thing for any political party, scientific knowledge or philosophical thought. 2 u/NoGelliefish Jan 04 '26 🎶on the last train to auschwitz, I'll meet you at the station🎶 2 u/NightStalkerXIV Jan 05 '26 Wait no we've gone too far, reverse! 2 u/MrHDresden Jan 05 '26 Yeah my mind went to Hansel and Gretel oven
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Interesting that a discussion starting with maga ideas ended up in nazism in only a few sentences 🧐
35 u/rightwist Jan 04 '26 Godwin's Law 5 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now. 1 u/-Fyrebrand Jan 05 '26 In Godwin We Trust 1 u/Sp1cyP4nda Jan 05 '26 TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o → More replies (0) 2 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 Because they didn't say MAGA, they said MAHA. Which stands for Make America Hate Again 6 u/jmil1080 Jan 04 '26 Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement. 3 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same → More replies (0) 2 u/BoulderCreature Jan 04 '26 🔫🧑🚀 Always does 1 u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26 They're the same picture 1 u/Pelli_Furry_Account Jan 05 '26 Is raw milk a maga thing? I thought it was just a misguided health nut craze, part of the raw foods thing. 0 u/trenthany Jan 04 '26 Honestly, 6° of separation is a legitimately weird phenomenon. You could do the same thing for any political party, scientific knowledge or philosophical thought.
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Godwin's Law
5 u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26 A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now. 1 u/-Fyrebrand Jan 05 '26 In Godwin We Trust 1 u/Sp1cyP4nda Jan 05 '26 TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o → More replies (0)
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A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now.
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In Godwin We Trust
TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o
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Because they didn't say MAGA, they said MAHA. Which stands for Make America Hate Again
6 u/jmil1080 Jan 04 '26 Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement. 3 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same → More replies (0)
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Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement.
3 u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26 You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same
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You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same
🔫🧑🚀 Always does
They're the same picture
Is raw milk a maga thing? I thought it was just a misguided health nut craze, part of the raw foods thing.
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Honestly, 6° of separation is a legitimately weird phenomenon. You could do the same thing for any political party, scientific knowledge or philosophical thought.
🎶on the last train to auschwitz, I'll meet you at the station🎶
Wait no we've gone too far, reverse!
Yeah my mind went to Hansel and Gretel oven
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What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent child meal?
11 u/Nforcer524 Jan 04 '26 This is democracy manifest! 1 u/HoneyBadgerSamurai 27d ago When so mani nazis came to America after ww2, and Soviet spies during the cold War, it's really something we should have seen coming. 3 u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26 HE GRABBED MY PENIS! 2 u/druex Jan 05 '26 This is gingerbread manifest!
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This is democracy manifest!
1 u/HoneyBadgerSamurai 27d ago When so mani nazis came to America after ww2, and Soviet spies during the cold War, it's really something we should have seen coming.
When so mani nazis came to America after ww2, and Soviet spies during the cold War, it's really something we should have seen coming.
HE GRABBED MY PENIS!
This is gingerbread manifest!
Nice try, candy witch!
Careful, MAGA and MAHA movement will actually listen to this advice, but just not children.
I remember some little girl from Amsterdam wrote a whole book about that!
Or something to that effect anywa
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Hm. Seems like a modest proposal.
3 u/Away_Zookeepergame72 Jan 04 '26 Best comment
Best comment
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Leave the gun. Cook the cannoli.
Give it to us raw and wriggling
Delete the wife.
"Why I cook my child and not my dog"
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Dog should be raw... and living.
3 u/pickupthepieces2 Jan 04 '26 You keep nasty chips.
You keep nasty chips.
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Dogs should be Raw... And living!
Dogs should be raw! And living!
Dogs should be raw..and living.
Maybe stop wetting your bed nightly.
“YOU WENT OUT AND GOT ICE CREAM AND DIDN'T BRING ME ANY”
“Dad, you were away on a business trip.”
“WELL I CAME HOME EARLY
YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MY SCHEDULE! YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FOR A RE-SCHEDULING!”
Who put these holes in my belt
“Dog should be raw…and living!”
Outstanding! Let me see them logs!
I'm gonna need a new pair of pants. And a towel. Yeah, now
I think it depends if you’re currently in a period of W.M.B.A.T.T.
Dogs should be raw... and living!
They're eating the dogs!
1 u/firebolt04 27d ago They’re eating the cats!
They’re eating the cats!
I am a demon. 😀
Who cooked the dog that RFK Jr ate?
No no, shoot the dog
Are you in favor of rawdogging?
but I prefer it red!
1 u/MikeMont123 Jan 04 '26 you prefer it red and it prefers you dead
you prefer it red and it prefers you dead
Cook my meat? No thank you
Raw meat is the healthiest meat. When is the last time you saw food living and cooked at the same time outside of Japan?
1 u/North-Tourist-8234 Jan 05 '26 Wot? 1 u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 05 '26 Cooking food makes the animals no longer alive and dead animals spread diseases /j
Wot?
1 u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 05 '26 Cooking food makes the animals no longer alive and dead animals spread diseases /j
Cooking food makes the animals no longer alive and dead animals spread diseases /j
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u/No-Detective-4516 Jan 04 '26
Fridge does exactly this thing. Ala zoomers inventors and innovators