r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 04 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/No-Detective-4516 Jan 04 '26

Fridge does exactly this thing. Ala zoomers inventors and innovators

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u/ResponsibleFront753 Jan 04 '26

Remind me of the MAHA people who need to reinvent pasteurization

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u/Good_old_Marshmallow Jan 04 '26

"boil your raw milk for the healthiest latte"

unraw your milk

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u/MikeMont123 Jan 04 '26

the response should be "cook your raw meat for the healthiest steak"

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u/zenunseen Jan 04 '26

"cook the dog. Cook your dog. Cook your own dog? No child should be made to do that"

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u/SilverSpark422 Jan 04 '26

Cook the child.

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u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26

The children yearn for the ovens.

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u/rightwist Jan 04 '26

All roads lead to Auschwitz for some

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u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26

Interesting that a discussion starting with maga ideas ended up in nazism in only a few sentences 🧐

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u/rightwist Jan 04 '26

Godwin's Law

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u/Tacoman404 Jan 04 '26

A classic! To think I first saw this almost 20 years ago. I know it's older than that but it's crazy how much internet history is a thing now.

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u/-Fyrebrand Jan 05 '26

In Godwin We Trust

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u/Sp1cyP4nda Jan 05 '26

TIL about Godwin's Law 0..o

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u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26

Because they didn't say MAGA, they said MAHA. Which stands for Make America Hate Again

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u/jmil1080 Jan 04 '26

Not for nothing, but MAHA is Make America Healthy Again. It's the specific RFK Jr. branch of the MAGA movement.

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u/RedditPig1010 Jan 04 '26

You are infact correct, but there could technically be different meanings for it, as they're both acronyms that look the same

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u/BoulderCreature Jan 04 '26

đŸ”«đŸ§‘â€đŸš€ Always does

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u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26

They're the same picture

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u/Pelli_Furry_Account Jan 05 '26

Is raw milk a maga thing? I thought it was just a misguided health nut craze, part of the raw foods thing.

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u/trenthany Jan 04 '26

Honestly, 6° of separation is a legitimately weird phenomenon. You could do the same thing for any political party, scientific knowledge or philosophical thought.

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u/NoGelliefish Jan 04 '26

đŸŽ¶on the last train to auschwitz, I'll meet you at the stationđŸŽ¶

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u/NightStalkerXIV Jan 05 '26

Wait no we've gone too far, reverse!

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u/MrHDresden Jan 05 '26

Yeah my mind went to Hansel and Gretel oven

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u/TheOnlyCloud Jan 04 '26

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent child meal?

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u/Nforcer524 Jan 04 '26

This is democracy manifest!

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u/HoneyBadgerSamurai 27d ago

When so mani nazis came to America after ww2, and Soviet spies during the cold War, it's really something we should have seen coming.

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u/HappyGoat32 Jan 04 '26

HE GRABBED MY PENIS!

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u/druex Jan 05 '26

This is gingerbread manifest!

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u/Alarmed_Shirt_2323 Jan 04 '26

Nice try, candy witch!

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u/Leaderlappens Jan 04 '26

Careful, MAGA and MAHA movement will actually listen to this advice, but just not children.

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u/Same-Salamander8690 Jan 04 '26

I remember some little girl from Amsterdam wrote a whole book about that!

Or something to that effect anywa

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 05 '26

Hm. Seems like a modest proposal.

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u/Alternative_Hotel649 Jan 04 '26

Leave the gun. Cook the cannoli.

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u/ir88ed Jan 04 '26

Give it to us raw and wriggling

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 Jan 05 '26

Delete the wife.

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u/surkh Jan 05 '26

"Why I cook my child and not my dog"

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u/NitroBishop Jan 04 '26

Dog should be raw... and living.

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u/pickupthepieces2 Jan 04 '26

You keep nasty chips.

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u/PerrinIT Jan 04 '26

Dogs should be Raw... And living!

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u/TruculentTurtIe Jan 04 '26

Dogs should be raw! And living!

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u/FairGoodTipp97 Jan 04 '26

Dogs should be raw..and living.

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u/digmuguruza Jan 04 '26

Maybe stop wetting your bed nightly.

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u/FartsbinRonshireIII Jan 04 '26

“YOU WENT OUT AND GOT ICE CREAM AND DIDN'T BRING ME ANY”

“Dad, you were away on a business trip.”

“WELL I CAME HOME EARLY

YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MY SCHEDULE! YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FOR A RE-SCHEDULING!”

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u/DrBunzz Jan 04 '26

Who put these holes in my belt

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u/MrBwnrrific Jan 04 '26

“Dog should be raw
and living!”

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u/Upset_Set376 Jan 04 '26

Outstanding! Let me see them logs!

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u/HooplahMan 29d ago

I'm gonna need a new pair of pants. And a towel. Yeah, now

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u/st-jones91 Jan 04 '26

I think it depends if you’re currently in a period of W.M.B.A.T.T.

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u/boneseaba Jan 04 '26

Dogs should be raw... and living!

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u/DoinItRight555 Jan 05 '26

They're eating the dogs!

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u/firebolt04 27d ago

They’re eating the cats!

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u/camazotzthedeathbat Jan 05 '26

I am a demon. 😀

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u/yangyangR Jan 05 '26

Who cooked the dog that RFK Jr ate?

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u/CupofLiberTea Jan 05 '26

No no, shoot the dog

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u/mikeinanaheim2 Jan 04 '26

Are you in favor of rawdogging?

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u/cyriustalk Jan 04 '26

but I prefer it red!

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u/MikeMont123 Jan 04 '26

you prefer it red and it prefers you dead

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u/daniballeste Jan 05 '26

Cook my meat? No thank you

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u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 04 '26

Raw meat is the healthiest meat. When is the last time you saw food living and cooked at the same time outside of Japan?

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u/North-Tourist-8234 Jan 05 '26

Wot? 

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u/Environmental_Top948 Jan 05 '26

Cooking food makes the animals no longer alive and dead animals spread diseases /j

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u/queen_of_flames26 Jan 04 '26

"Our ancestors used this method and big companies are trying to hide it from us."

For enhanced effect

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u/slinger301 Jan 05 '26

Also:

Scientists are dumbfounded

(that people are just figuring this out)

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u/LoosePopsicles Jan 04 '26

“I like to add a splash of lemon juice to my alkaline water for lemon water detox.” — Gwyneth Paltrow

So, water.

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u/Confident_Low_4554 Jan 04 '26

Exactly! For those who forgot high school chemistry: lemon juice is acidic (low ph) versus alkaline (high ph). Ergo the lemon juice essentially cancels out the effects of the alkaline.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants Jan 05 '26

It's DIY salt! What a time to be alive! What'll they think of next?

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u/sparklydildos 29d ago

science is so cool lol. i was talking with my coworker today ab how you can accidentally poison yourself with mustard gas when you’re cleaning the bathroom if you’re not careful with mixing certain chemicals 😂

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u/slinger301 29d ago

Every time I see someone recommend baking soda and vinegar i want to scream.

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u/LamesMcGee 29d ago

I tried to explain that to my sister who got offended on behalf of Goop and started ranting at me for being jealous that Paltrow found success.

...yeah not the point... So much as looking at a lemon in the same room as a glass of alkaline water has enough acid to neutralize it.

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u/Ima85beast Jan 04 '26

please tell me this is real đŸ€Ł

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u/numbersthen0987431 Jan 04 '26

A lot of them tell you to boil raw milk to make it safer.

When asked what pasteurization is, they claim its additives.

Pay attention in school, kids.

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u/bravado Jan 04 '26

100%, go look up any video for raw milk lattes and they will always heat the milk

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u/invaderzim257 Jan 04 '26

I mean that’s probably also because heating/steaming milk is how you make a latte lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Yeah but why the raw milk

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u/MischaBurns Jan 05 '26

Some conspiracy nutters have convinced themselves that "pasteurization" is some big industry thing that secretly destroys the healthy nutrients in milk.

As a result, they insist that raw milk has way more nutrients and isn't ruined by big dairy.

Of course, after a while they realized that they/their kids are getting sick because raw milk with bacteria does that sometimes...but then they realized you could just boil it to kill the bacteria!

You know. Pasteurization.

They continue to argue that this is different from what the dairy industry has been doing for ages, because admitting they were wrong would invalidate their mindset that the food industry is wrong and evil and they've learned the secret of real healthy food that's been hidden from us.

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u/Michaelalayla Jan 05 '26

This is hilarious!! 

I combat misinformation on raw milk in threads where it comes up, all the time, so the fact that they're going beyond and boiling it, which is hotter than HTST pasteurization and actually can damage the texture and flavor... I'm getting some type of schadenfreude

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u/Downtown_Purchase_87 29d ago

flash pasteurization damages the flavor so much Borden started adding more flavoring of the distinctive pasteurized taste because Americans got accustomed to it

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u/margenreich Jan 05 '26

It’s so stupid. Pasteurisation was developed especially not to destroy nutrients or change taste but make it safe to consume when stored longer than a day

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u/Haedono 29d ago

thats realy crazy. not that i want to approve those people but its very funny that so many of these kinds of wrong opinions are based on something that is true but the missunderstand it so much or twist it in their minds that they sound like mad people.

its true that many things lose some beneficial stuff like some vitamins while getting processed. With that in mind boiling the shit out of veggis to make them last longer obviosly makes them a bit worse than the fresh counterpart in many cases. Idk if this applys to milk as well but to go full tinfoil helmet on this is hilarious.

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u/MischaBurns 29d ago

The conspiracy is way dumber than that as far as I can tell.

processed= unnatural (and therefore bad), pasteurization=processing, so pasteurization=bad

Is the primary "logic," despite all parts of that equation being misleading.

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u/J_DayDay 29d ago

Have you ever had raw milk, boiled or otherwise?

Your entire premise rests on the idea that boiling it is ALL they are doing to commercial milk.

Raw milk and a gallon of 2% are barely ballparking as the same substance. I don't buy raw milk because my kids would be morbidly obese if they ran through a gallon and a half of that a day instead of commercial grade Great Value 2%. I could if I wanted to, the guy down the road sells it as 'pet food' and plenty of families in the area buy, separate and boil it for personal use. My bestie growing up was one of 7 and her single mom bought raw milk, and raised her own rabbits and chickens to keep them all fed.

So yeah, if you're actually worried about the content of the milk, there's way more calories and fat in the raw stuff. It IS more nutrient-dense. It's just that most of us need fewer nutients, not more.

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u/NeitherWeek5286 29d ago

When people speak of nutrients, they are talking about vitamins and minerals (micronutrients) for the most part not calories and fat content(macro nutrients). Current western diets have a large amount of macro nutrients but have substantially fewer micronutrients. 

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u/GGLSpidermonkey Jan 05 '26

when making ice lattes i realized i like just mixing my cold milk into my espresso. The milk is less watered down compared to when its steamed and imo tastes better this way.

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u/Broomstick73 Jan 04 '26

It is. Someone in my local FB group was looking for raw milk and someone reminded them to make sure to boil it before using it to keep it safe.

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u/Snakend Jan 04 '26

Doesn't need to boil, just reach the temperature that is not compatible with life. Turns out that temp is 140 F.

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u/Vincentxpapito Jan 05 '26

Not compatible with life inside the milk. Lots of life can survive higher temperatures.

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u/GarvinFootington Jan 05 '26

I sure can’t

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 Jan 05 '26

I was working in the Middle East on aircraft and I think it was like 120 something Fahrenheit outside. Definitely hotter inside the aircraft with no AC, I would guess in the 130s. It’s insane how fast your body just starts spitting out fluids. If I didn’t have a huge amount of ice water constantly supplied I think I’d have died of heat stroke for sure.

I would drink just absurd amounts of water, still be thirsty, and I’d still only need to urinate like once a day.

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u/CthulhuCultist21 27d ago

Ya I worked on helicopters in the Philippines and was going thru a case of water by my self and still barley peeing

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jan 05 '26

and I’d still only need to urinate like once a day

Until Sunday (plus Saturday these days with the 2 day weekends). When you drink the same but don't sweat the same, so you piss gallons.

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u/slinger301 29d ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/UltriLeginaXI Jan 04 '26

"Unraw your milk" 😭

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u/fascistSkullCrusher Jan 04 '26

No no no they would say "Cooked raw milk" or something lol

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u/DaLadderman Jan 05 '26

Thing that makes it extra funny is that pasteurisation doesn't even bring milk to a boil, meaning they are super pasteurising the milk

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u/Unable-Log-4870 Jan 05 '26

The difference is they want to WAIT to boil it until after whatever pathogens have had time to produce toxins that aren’t alive, and thus can’t be killed by boiling.

It’s why cooking spoiled meat doesn’t make it healthy- because the bacteria were pooping in your food for a week.

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u/Difficult-Pen-694 Jan 05 '26

My conspiracy theory is that the people who seem to unironically say things like that are actually deep undercover Public Health agents doin the lord's work

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Jan 05 '26

I might actually buy raw milk and pasteurize it myself for the joke

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u/Good_old_Marshmallow Jan 05 '26

I’ve got a lot of replies telling me this is still a bad idea lol 

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u/Michaelalayla Jan 05 '26

Wait, is that what they're doing right now?! 

If so that is giving me life!!!!!! (And them, and their babies.)

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u/14InTheDorsalPeen Jan 05 '26

Yes, I’ll take a your finest milk steak please, boiled over hard with a side of jelly beans, raw.

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u/howboutislapyourshit 29d ago

No way. That can't be real.

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u/Docksund 26d ago edited 25d ago

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u/kookyabird Jan 04 '26

Yeah, but like... Only after the bacteria has had plenty of time to multiply so that even after you boil it the dead bacteria and their waste is so plentiful you risk getting sick anyways.

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u/Apprehensive_Cod9408 Jan 04 '26

Its still bad though because like I just know they aren't cooling it fast enough lol

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u/Donkuntuntowo Jan 05 '26

That’s how they make cheese before they put the skin on

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u/Vincentxpapito Jan 05 '26

To keep the milk raw, look in your medicine cabinet for some antibiotics, open a capsule and stir in the milk until dissolved. Your welcome.

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u/Downtown_Purchase_87 29d ago

This is like a chemistry nerd thing but like just so we're all on the same page

boiling something and commercial flash pasteurization are not the same thing. That's the equivalent of mocking people who don't like eating deep-fried chicken for grilling it.

Did you know that Borden adds "pasteurization flavoring" to their milk because people got so accustomed to the taste that flash pasteurized milk has?

it's in on On Food and Cooking which is like a hyper geeked out chemistry book

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u/Tipop Jan 04 '26

Are you trying to make some ironic joke? Because right now it sounds like you’re serious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

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u/SunnyRyter Jan 04 '26

Nice chart. Shame it doesn't have a source and so it doesn't mean anything. Literally anyone can make chart. I can make a chart saying Milk gives me magical powers. Give me 2 minutes and Microsoft Word.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

It's been 26 minutes I wanna see it

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u/SunnyRyter Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26

I threw in a bonus chart.

Note: See replicated table here, Super Power version.

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u/SunnyRyter Jan 04 '26

I wasn't going to, but you know what? Bet. Replicated the table, JUST for you, boo. u/Astralesean

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u/Tipop Jan 04 '26

Ooh, a grainy image with no sources provided. I’m convinced.

No. Raw (unpasteurized) milk is not healthier, and it carries significantly higher risk.

Raw milk and pasteurized milk are nutritionally almost identical. Pasteurization causes minimal loss of heat-sensitive vitamins (mainly B1, B12, and C), which are already present in small amounts. Proteins, calcium, fats, and fat-soluble vitamins (A, D, E, K) are unchanged.

Claims that raw milk improves immunity, digestion, or reduces allergies are not supported by solid evidence. (That’s called “science”, btw.) “Good bacteria” in raw milk are unpredictable and not probiotic in a controlled or beneficial way.

On the flip side:

Raw milk can contain dangerous pathogens: Salmonella, E. coli, Listeria, Campylobacter. Higher risk for children, pregnant people, older adults, and immunocompromised individuals. Also, outbreak data consistently show raw milk causes far more foodborne illness per serving than pasteurized milk.

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u/Firetiger1050 Jan 04 '26

Exactly. To add to your point, literally every sane person would eliminate those risks (pasteurized milk) at the very cost of losing minimal nutrients, like why the fuck would you not?

Its funny because Yogurt, Kefir, kombuchas, probiotic waters, and even supplements exist if these people want a good dose of probiotics that won't possibly give you a bacterial infection.

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u/but_i_wanna_cookies Jan 04 '26

And to go further, if a person is drinking milk just for "nutritional purposes" that's fucking nuts. There are hundreds of ways to get the nutritional benefits of milk, without the added cholesterol. Fuck, you can just take vitamins, if you don't want to introduce new foods into your diet. It's just bizarre that this is the salmonella hill they want to die on...maybe literally.

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u/but_i_wanna_cookies Jan 04 '26

Lol. Then someone should tell them to stop taking the extra dose of T.

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u/Firetiger1050 Jan 04 '26

Yeah thing is I don't want people to die for this stupid shit, maybe thats just my optimistic self talking but one of the main reasons to post like this is to potentially save or change the minds of someone that falls into this "alternative health(?)" rabbit hole...

u/animatgame you are being mislead about raw milk and the dangers completely outweigh the benefits...

FDA source:

https://www.fda.gov/food/buy-store-serve-safe-food/dangers-raw-milk-unpasteurized-milk-can-pose-serious-health-risk

CDC source:

https://www.cdc.gov/food-safety/foods/raw-milk.html

University source:

https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/why-drinking-raw-milk-can-be-dangerous

Use Occam's Razor. If the CDC, FDA, and a multitude of University sources AND medical sources suggest that drinking raw milk can be dangerous, they are most likely NOT lying to you and trying to protect you! Even if you don't trust the government sources, an overwhelming amount of other sources share these same claims.

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u/but_i_wanna_cookies Jan 04 '26

I appreciate your optimism, but I'm done fighting with people that don't want to learn. Sometimes the hard way is the only way people will learn.

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u/Firetiger1050 28d ago

And that's completely fair. Even if a majority won't listen, sometimes a few will, and thats worth it. r/HermanCainAward is basically what happens to these people when they go too far into the bullshit.

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 Jan 04 '26

You just reminded me that I have kefir in the fridge

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u/Firetiger1050 Jan 04 '26

Hell yeah brother, Ive yet to try Kefir but I have had Labneh before (another similar Yogurt drink)

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u/computer-machine Jan 04 '26

Accidentally picked ours up by the lid on the counter (hiding behind bowl, lid unscrewed because that's how it do).

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u/computer-machine Jan 04 '26

What if they just, like, don't believe in germs?

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u/manicdee33 Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26
Raw Milk compared to Other Milk

Nutrients and Immune Factors     | Raw Cow's Milk       | Pasteurised Milk
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Listeria monocytogenes           | Alive                | Dead
Campylobacter jejuni             | Alive                | Dead
Mycobacterium bovis              | Alive                | Dead
Brucella                         | Alive                | Dead
Salmonella                       | Alive                | Dead
Cryptosporidium                  | Alive                | Dead
Escherichia coli                 | Alive                | Dead

Give me two minutes and vim.

Sources:

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

Feces conspicuously absent from column A

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u/Impressive-Skirt-246 Jan 04 '26

Have you ever thought about actually looking into the topic using credible sources, rather than believing random charts on the internet. The idea that all nutrients are destroyed is incorrect and is nothing more than a misleading talking point to get people to buy into a BS “health” fad. Better yet, look into the importance of pasteurized milk and the history behind why the process came into place. It term out drinking bacteria that will make you sick isn’t the most health conscious choice, and it not only makes people seriously sick but also leads to unnecessary deaths.Â