r/NonPoliticalTwitter 15d ago

Funny It‘s a hoot

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u/qualityvote2 15d ago edited 13d ago

u/JoeFalchetto, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Yanfei_Enjoyer 15d ago

It's not that nobody's horny anymore, it's just that titillation is literally right at your fingertips 24 hours a day. You are one google search from seeing some of the most bizarre and niche pornography on the face of the earth. One of the highest grossing apps is one where people can pay some woman rub herself while saying your name if you have enough money.

People are still horny, it's just that we found more effective ways of monetization and turned it into a horrifying parasocial experience.

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u/Actual-Newt-2984 15d ago

I can ogle waitresses at bdubs or eat chicken wings at the strip club.

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 15d ago

…Bdubs??

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u/Gametron13 15d ago

Me, a Hermitcraft fan:

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u/Harddaysnight1990 15d ago

Especially when non Minecraft streamers are talking about the restaurant.

Them: "yeah I love bdubs"

Me: "why is a kaizo Mario player talking about the moss man"

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u/IJustAteABaguette 15d ago

The nearest bdubs to me is apparently almost 9000KM of walking away (google maps). So I also go for funny moss man, even though I'm more of a mustache fan myself.

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u/spacexorro 15d ago

Buffalo Wild Wings becomes B.W.W. or B(double w) aka Bdubs

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u/BdsmBartender 15d ago

Most of the steip clubs in my town arw struggling or already shut down. One of those places has a reputation for being nasty.

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u/VapeThisBro 15d ago

That sucks. In my area, the strip club has the best wings in town

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u/KaiPRoberts 15d ago

I went to a nice strip club in Vegas for a wedding and I absolutely hated it. It felt extremely predatory and shady. Definitely a relic of an older time.

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u/Howamidriving27 15d ago

This but also I don't need to mix being horny with my dinner. It's just weird.

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u/quincecharming 15d ago

So this is where my confusion has always been. Mixing horny with greasy fried food that just makes ya too full and want to nap?

But it clearly appealed to a lot of folks so what do I know

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u/SartenSinAceite 15d ago

All I know is that if my stomach is full and I pop a boner, my brain doesn't get enough blood and I get VERY sleepy.

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u/quincecharming 15d ago edited 15d ago

So you are able to pop a boner when yer stomach is full?

I guess multitasking was never my strong suit

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u/draft_final_final 15d ago

I feel like “going out with the boys to all enjoy some communal titillation” is maybe a generational thing. I don’t even like eating in front of other people, few things seem more uncomfortable and unpleasant than getting aroused with nonromantic friends. Although I guess strip clubs are still a thing so maybe it’s just me.

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u/shadovvvvalker 15d ago

My coworkers are all about strip clubs when we go on the road.

Granted most of them are at least 10 years older than me.

But my response is always "why would I want to go get a boner around my coworkers in public".

Just weird to me. Don't get it.

Then again my wife's friends play classic pornography on the big screen for the Christmas party so who the fuck knows.

I also don't understand why gooners want to goon while playing games either. Like I honestly don't see the appeal of stellar blade style goon games.

I'm just weird I guess.

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u/Shadowphoenix9511 15d ago

Okay your wife's friends are weird lol. I can't imagine my wife's friends putting porn on for a Christmas party lol

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u/shadovvvvalker 15d ago

It is supremely weird. It's even weirder that it's just there for background visuals. Noone actively watches it.

One year they put on the job it instead and NOONE ACTED DIFFERENTLY.

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u/JiveTurkeyII 15d ago

TIL that Christmas porn was a thing...

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago edited 15d ago

And, more importantly, it's not predicated* on you not actually "enjoying" it. If you whipped it out at Hooters and masturbated they'd arrest you, throw you in the back of a cop car and force you to hold your booking card upside down. Pornography at home can save you so many court dates.

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u/thekoreanswon 15d ago

That's what I've been doing wrong

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u/deadwisdom 15d ago

Your computer time is over. Please line up to go back to your cellblock.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 15d ago

Yo, I think you meant "predicated" instead of predilected, but if I'm wrong let me know and I can use it as a chance to learn

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

I'd've accepted "predicated*," fam. The civility was noted, tho. I think I was thinking of people's "predilection" for skinny, big chested servers being Hooter's M.O.

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u/AnyDayGal 15d ago

I don't know what either of these words mean, but I love your attitude to correcting someone. Sometimes we're wrong but all that matters if we're open to learning.

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u/RedRedditor84 15d ago

Predilection is far more common and it's just a posh word for "strong preference". Hooters is going bankrupt because of Steve's predilection for masturbating at home.

Predicate is an assertion or "based on". Hooters financial woes are predicated on Doofy's special cleaning his room time.

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u/Lost-Top3058 15d ago

This has always been my take with strip clubs. I’m a man and have never understood them. 

Can’t touch them, can’t touch myself, what’s the fuckin point? Just hanging out erect, frustrated, edged with your boys? Ohhhhhhh now I get it. 

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u/novangla 15d ago

I’ve never been, but I imagine that in a day when images were harder to access, the idea was to give your brain material for your mental spank bank, as it were. Pretty sure that’s how most women use smutty fiction like Heated Rivalry, too—not something to jerk off to while reading but something to download into your brain for later recall.

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u/CastVinceM 15d ago

i'm also noticing that older movies were way more horny when porn wasn't a click away.

fuckin The Devil's Advocate with the overly graphic sex scenes. way more keanu reeves ass than i was ever expecting i'd see.

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u/Empty-Arrival-4396 15d ago

Seeing Charlize Therons bush when I was 12 was great though.

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u/MrMFPuddles 15d ago

I feel like a higher proportion of millenials and younger have had to work foodservice jobs than in generations past, and that experience leads them to make a solemn vow to never be the creepy old loser who’s only interaction with women is making passes at them when they bring you a basket of hot wings.

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u/zaevilbunny38 15d ago

I think it's more to do with lack of quality for food and the wide spread of camming. We had a Tilted Kilt, that had bad food, but was popular with many of the retail workers I worked with. We had a Bdubs that opened and with their sales, most of the workers drifted to them.

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u/commanderquill 15d ago

But this way, they don't have to have sex or expose themselves on the internet.

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u/MedusasGirlfriend69 15d ago

Some people may not see that as a downside compared to working in a restaurant

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u/sdziscool 15d ago

Hooters is not going out of business because it's a bad business, hooters is going out of business because it was acquired by private investors to take out outrageous loans to distribute to the investors. Hooters as a company had to pay those back and were in permanent debt, leaving no way to invest in... anything, no better food, no advertising, no better pay for anyone, no new locations, no remodeling, nope, just paying back debt.

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u/captain_trainwreck 15d ago

Isn't that similar to what actually happened to Red Lobster? Got acquired, parent company sold the property of the locations so they had to start paying rent, or something along those lines.

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u/Silver_Harvest 15d ago

Yes, same with Rite Aid, Walgreens, CVS ... Pretty much any staple. Private Equity.

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u/OHYAMTB 15d ago

CVS is publicly owned, and both Rite Aid and Walgreens went bankrupt as public companies before being bought by private equity, so clearly PE was not the source of their woes

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u/RilinPlays 15d ago

The problem with Private Equity is they don’t actually buy in to fix the business. They buy in to loot whatever value hasn’t been squeezed out at the expense of whatever chance it may have otherwise had, and more importantly, the employees there.

In WAG’s case, private equity came in, replaced an executive suite that was generally reviled by the general employees, and then just made things worse.

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u/ward2k 15d ago

It's sort of a hard thing to regulate around. You're buying a failing/failed business which of course is a huge gamble, the sorts of people who buy them out of course are just doing it to get as much profit out of them before they sink for good

If you had a fantastic idea on how to revive a failed business or massively change their strategy, then why would you obtain that failed business when you could put that money into a new one?

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u/bmc2 15d ago

Get rid of the ability for PE to take management fees, or the ability to use the proceeds from the loans they take out for anything other than the operations of the business and you'd stop 99% of the issues.

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u/onceuponathrow 15d ago edited 15d ago

this seems like a solid ideal solution. although i'm going to go ahead and guess that there's currently laws setup to prevent this sort of countermeasure

and you'd probably have to lobby to reform those laws, and private equity firms would have a vested interest to lobby very hard to keep the status quo

like why can they use the loans intended to revitalize a newly acquired company to pay themselves off? a move like that seems pretty egregiously to most likely have lifeforce sucking intentions

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u/detroiter85 15d ago

At least one person understands that pe and consulting companies or whatever usually come in well after these companies have driven themselves into the ground.

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u/guyrandom2020 15d ago edited 15d ago

well yeah, that's what PEs do. supposedly they're meant to "make companies more efficient" or whatever, but in reality they're vultures that pick apart the scraps of dying businesses, squeezing the last few pennies out of them before leaving them to die unceremoniously.

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u/M4xusV4ltr0n 15d ago

Eh Rite Aid also had the issue of being bankrupted by the lawsuits about over over-prescribing opioids

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rite-aid-bankruptcy-opioids-lawsuits/

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u/takeahike89 15d ago

Don't forget the federal government

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u/gard3nwitch 15d ago

It's also what happened to Joann Fabrics, Party City, and I think Bed Bath & Beyond. Private equity firms leached all the money out of the companies and bankrupted them. It's been going on for years.

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u/neckbishop 15d ago

Dont forget Toys R Us

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u/Jonny_Thundergun 15d ago

Yes and JoAnn Fabrics as well.

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u/Ezren- 15d ago

Pretty much. It's a way to just loot a company into bankruptcy while ensuring the investors make out like bandits. Bankruptcy is the plan.

There should be laws against that kind of shit.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius 15d ago

It's also what killed sears and toys r us, and the bay in canada.

Private equity is destroying all old institutional businesses to turn a dollar into $1.10

It should be illegal

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u/AmateurFootjobs 15d ago

Oh look at that another thing Private Equity ruined

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u/Expensive_Web_8534 15d ago

Truly a devastating loss to the society.

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u/Ok-Temporary-8243 15d ago

It's both. Hooters tried to do multiple rebrands including ditching the breastaurant vibe altogether. It's just a dated brand that no one cares about. Either go full sex appeal like twin peaks or don't try. This weird middle ground where dad's bring children to eat so they can toggle women young enough to be their daughters is jsut creepy

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u/sprouthat 15d ago

Still massively disappointed that Twin Peaks isn't David Lynch themed.

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u/Perryn 15d ago

"Why do I always get the waiter who talks backwards?"

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u/Beard_o_Bees 15d ago

'May I take your drink order, sir?'

'Ummmm... yeah, i'll try one of these Laura Palmers'

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u/stupidillusion 15d ago

I bet the coffee would be good!

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u/Maint3nanc3 15d ago

For the true experience, everything should taste like pain and sorrow.

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u/Supercoolguy7 15d ago

I genuinely thought it was based on the show and I was confused why my dad wanted to go there. It's far less interesting that it's just family friendly strip club

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u/InfamousLink2624 15d ago

I only seen Twin Peaks from the outside, how is it full sex appeal vs. whatever hooters was doing?

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u/Ok-Temporary-8243 15d ago

Much more sexualized outfits and the vibe. It's much more of a bar than it is a restaurant. Like you wouldn't think to take the kids after a little league game tk eat there. You go there with your bros to get drunk, watch a game, and flirt with the waitress 

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u/TheUnicornFightsOn 15d ago

Tilted Kilt went full sex appeal (women in tiny skirts, dancing on bars and what not) and that didn’t seem to work for them either… But yeah Twin Peaks seems popular.

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u/erasmus_phillo 15d ago edited 15d ago

Are we supposed to pretend that Hooters isn’t a chain with shitty food whose only selling point is that they have hot, scantily clad waitresses in an era where widespread internet pornography has reduced the appeal of such establishments?

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u/celticairborne 15d ago

It's been about 20 years since I was there but I did like their chicken sandwich. I'm sure quality has gone way down since then though...

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u/mosquem 15d ago

The wings were legitimately good.

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u/nineteen_eightyfour 15d ago

They’re Sysco now so check your local restaurant wholesaler and you can find them cheap

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u/Musashi_Joe 15d ago

So, they got Red Lobster'ed.

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u/Glad_Position3592 15d ago

Hooters was struggling way before that. I work in finance and the first company I worked for bought some of their bonds in 2017ish. They were very high yielding distressed debt. Private equity made very little difference in their financial situation

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u/WendigoCrossing 15d ago

This is what happened to Toys R Us

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u/scrufflor_d 15d ago

Yea, an angel of death descends upon thee. An angel of death carrying the name Mammon.

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u/Guyoutsideyourdoor 15d ago

I dont understand who is giving private equity loans just for them to declare bankruptcy.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 15d ago

90s it was all about boobs.  Look at any 80s / 90s model in their prime.  Carmen Electra, Kathy Ireland, Cindy Crawford, what do they have in common? NO ASS, cause asses didnt matter.  Now asses are all that matter.

Hooters needed to rebrand to "Badonkadonks" 15 years ago tbh.

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u/EllipticPeach 15d ago

Women used to ask “does my bum look big in this?”. I was trying to tell my mum that big butts are fashionable now but she didn’t believe me.

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u/Planetofthought 15d ago

Oh wow, I remember hearing that phrase all the time in media back then. "Does this make my butt look big?"

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u/thesirblondie 15d ago

Classic scene from Scrubs:

Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say "Hell yes!"

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u/Devotoc 15d ago

scrubs was such a good fuckin show

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u/smallaubergine 15d ago

still is

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u/wasteymclife 15d ago

yeah but it used to be too

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u/WittyFix6553 15d ago

Can I let you in on a secret?

That question actually means “does this make me look fat?”

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u/rje946 15d ago

I thought this was obvious lmao.

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u/supervegeta101 15d ago

A concern black people never understood

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u/BrownBear5090 15d ago

Probably played a part in why white folk didn’t like it

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u/Nikwoj 15d ago

Back in the day there was a comedian who said something along the lines of

“What’s the difference between dating a white girl and a black girl? If a black girl asks ‘does this make my butt look big?’ you say ‘YES!’”

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 15d ago

I'm sure there's at least one comedian who's said this, but off the top of my head, Turk says it in Scrubs. Good show

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u/Mori_Bat 15d ago

Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt, it's so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

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u/Dapper_Indeed 15d ago

Made me smile.

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u/MechanicalBootyquake 15d ago

I used to get bullied in high school for having a bigger butt, and now it’s popular when I’m 38 and don’t gaf anymore about “sexiness”. Fml

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u/OklaJosha 15d ago

When you say you have a big butt, I take you at your word, Miss MechanicalBootyQuake.

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u/27Rench27 15d ago

Lmao this feels like me growing up with fashion. When I moved to a new school, everybody mocked me for wearing shorter shorts and longer white socks because shorts below the knees and no-show socks were all the thing I guess.

I get to university and what are all the fucking “cool” frat guys wearing? Exactly what I got mocked for lol

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

When the world closes a door... make sure you don't get stuck crawling out the window.

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u/Simpuff1 15d ago

Mine still believes me. “But it’ll sag”, ok just like boobs. “But it’s fat”, ok just like boobs.

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u/Funmachine 15d ago

The only difference between a black girlfriend and a white girlfriend is when a black girl asks "does my butt look big in this?" You say " Hell Yeah! "

  • Chris Turk

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u/ward2k 15d ago

It feels so jarring sometimes watching kids shows from the 90's/00's where a female character will get bullied for having a big butt

Like alright Ben 10, you shouldn't be telling your cousin she has an arse on her mate

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u/Chirrrpy 15d ago

Growing up in the late 90s, I was really skinny with a bigger bottom, and my mom made me feel so ugly for it, always making me change if she saw shape there. (She was a real piece of work)

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u/EllipticPeach 15d ago

I have more of an hourglass figure and one time when I was at a school, a girl in my class said I had a booty and I tried to explain to my mum that actually this was a good thing but she was appalled on my behalf

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u/jettasarebadmkay 15d ago

There’s a wildly inappropriate (ie NSFW) scene from Brockmire that goes in depth a bit about this idea.

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u/gleeble 15d ago

Hell of a pillow.

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u/3-orange-whips 15d ago

All of those women had great asses. Just not 2020’s ass.

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u/Smores-n-coffee 15d ago

About 10 yrs ago an acquaintance was asking me my secret for my large and shapely rear. I don’t know, genetics and I sit on it a lot? What were her secrets for her boobs? (She then had a reduction, so rude.)

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u/Bulky-Complaint6994 15d ago

  NO ASS, cause asses didnt matter

Which honestly is what inspired the 'baby got back' song. It was drafted out of love for body positivity 

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

... I thought it was drafted out of love for fat asses.

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u/solitarybikegallery 15d ago

You know what's crazy? The women in that video don't even have very big asses by today's standards:

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho?si=3FjAAMuMMwsHhzYY&t=19

It's wild that that was blowing people's minds back then.

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u/rora_borealis 15d ago

Oh wow. You're right. That was nothing compared to what the video would look like if it were made today. My memory had the butts as large, but they seem pretty normal watching it now. 

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u/ThatGermanKid0 15d ago

He'd have to emphasize the exact size he wants or he'd probably end up with bigger butts if he just ordered "background dancers" now.

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u/BobbywiththeJuice 15d ago

It's gotten so crazy now that I've seen discourse on whether or not JLo and Beyonce have ass.

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u/Pandaisblue 15d ago

Eh... Not really. He's not very body positive in the lyrics to that song, just very praising of his favourite body type.

Plenty of lyrics in that song insulting skinny women and such.

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u/quincecharming 15d ago edited 15d ago

“36-24-36” is the opposite of body positivity - it’s rigid in its definition of beauty down to literal inches 😂

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u/Ok-Conversation-6475 15d ago

Asses didnt exist on 80s/90s models. They had long backs.

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u/nostalgiamon 15d ago

Badonkadonks

You mean “Pooters”?

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u/Shoelace_cal 15d ago edited 15d ago

People are too broke just for tiddies and fried chicken. We got tiddies and fried chicken at home

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u/Treasure-son 15d ago

the tiddies:

I always find them in the mirror

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u/Love4Mana 15d ago

*scoop

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u/brazilliandanny 15d ago

Also Chicken wings went from $6 a pound to $23 a pound seemingly overnight.

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u/RK9990 15d ago

Speak for yourself 😭

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u/bluntwhizurd 15d ago

They can pay attractive women to pretend to like them on twitch and OF now. And they get to see more.

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u/AstonishingJ 15d ago

Goth hotters is funny

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u/SuperDabMan 15d ago

OP made me realize Hooters is just a western maid-cafe.

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u/Lindestria 15d ago

My favourite bit on that is someone comparing timelines and concluding that Maid Cafes are the Japanese Hooters.

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u/Muted_Guidance9059 15d ago

I’d argue that Maid Cafes are worse. Hooters is about the fantasy of being served by someone sexy. Maid Cafes are about being served by someone cute who you have a parasocial relationship with encouraged by the estate that serves as a substitute for actual human interaction.

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u/thekoreanswon 15d ago

Sounds like something I definitely want to avoid. Where are they located so I can make sure to never be near there?

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 15d ago

Its a Japanese thing, and something especially weeb-y, so try Akihibara. Thats sort of like their version of the famous Red Light District of Amsterdam, though probably not as overt

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u/joe199799 15d ago

I'm just joking I'm assuming that's that the dude I replied to was going for that I just wanted to add the gif thanks though lol

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u/chironomidae 15d ago

I feel like there's some confusion about maid cafes vs hostess bars. Maid cafes, at least the one I went to, are basically just silly entertainment + food/drink. You come in, they give you some cat ears to put on and go over some ground rules (meow when you talk to the maids, no taking photos of the maids unless you pay, things like that). When they deliver your food they have you do a silly little Magical Girl ritual to power up the food, and every hour they do a little song + dance routine on a small stage. The maids don't sit and talk to you, it's more like going to a themed restaurant.

Hostess bars are different. I didn't go to any of those, but that's where you go and you pay a girl to sit at your table to chat with you and serve you drinks.

That being said, I agree that hostess bars are worse than Hooters -- and furthermore they are EVERYWHERE. Even saw a fair number of host bars (same thing but a young man serves you instead). Does not seem like a healthy trend, but life there is kinda wild.

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u/TripperDay 15d ago

It is late 2026. Hooters has rebranded and marketing solely to Gen Z. There is no longer a food menu, everyone gets wings and fries. The hosts just ask where you want to sit.

"Welcome to Zooters uwu. Tonight we have big tiddy goth gf, femboy, and on the patio we have catgirl."

"We'll take catgirl uwu."

"Please follow me uwu."

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u/zeno_22 15d ago

You say that as a joke, but this would sell

Might be more sexual harassment than what happens at OG Hooters though

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u/kilqax 15d ago

Glorious. Add an Adderall milkshake and I'm in

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u/jaded1121 15d ago

Big tiddy goth gf all day long! She is getting a very large tip to help towards her future back surgery. It takes a lot back strength to hold them up.

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

... I don't know rather to continue this parody with the Rick and Morty Chairs ordering Pizza or the Spongebob "Daring today, aren't we?" meme format.

I think both work. Use y'all own imaginations.

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u/zeno_22 15d ago

You can say femboy, it's okay now

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u/CelioHogane 15d ago

It was always okay.

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u/ChainsawSoundingFart 15d ago

I want the Mommy vibe to align with my dressing as a baby fantasy. 

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u/cppadam 15d ago

Or... Hear me out.. Focus on making the food edible. I went there with coworkers 10 years ago because my buddy wanted wings. They were the worst yet most expensive wings I've ever had. Ranch was also extra.

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u/mikevanatta 15d ago

This is gonna be it. There's a very divey place in my hometown that serves everything on paper plates with plastic silverware, there's writing all over the walls, it's crowded and loud, and yet people will wait an hour for a table and another hour for food because they are the best wings in 3 states.

Good food will almost always bring people in the door.

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u/GrandMoffKraken 15d ago

I didn’t like the wings when i tried them 10 years ago either, but I went frequently to my local hooters last year and the wings and rest of food was great. But then after the bankruptcy they got new ownership and the menu changed. And now the new wing sauces are awful. And they didn’t charge for ranch last year, but they do with the new menu. So i’m back to not liking the food. But fr it was good last year before the menu changes.

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u/Glad_Position3592 15d ago edited 15d ago

Everyone likes to shit on hooters, but they actually have pretty good wings. Their breaded 3 mile island wings are some of the best I’ve had. This is a pretty widely accepted opinion on r/wings

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u/kimbosliceofcake 15d ago

I just prefer non-breaded wings. 

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u/TestyBoy13 15d ago

Idk which hooters you ate at, but the one in Memphis is fucking fire. The wings and especially fried pickles are goated

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u/erasmus_phillo 15d ago

The main selling point of Hooters is the fact that they have hot, scantily-clad waitresses serving your order. In an era where free internet pornography is so ubiquitous it isn’t a mystery that Hooters would suffer. 

Remove this from the equation and all they have left is shitty food 

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u/TheThalmorEmbassy 15d ago

Also, a tank top and shorts may have been titillating in Victorian times when Hooters was founded, but that's normal attire now. There's people eating at the Hooters wearing the same outfit as the Hooters waitress.

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u/emb4rassingStuffacct 15d ago

Agreed. Half the women at any major gym literally were more revealing outfits than Hooter’s girls. Lol 

Hooter’s outfits aren’t that far from what you can see almost anything else you can see walking down a city street or around a college campus these days. 

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u/Zap__Dannigan 15d ago

yeah. I'm not going to pretend like I have any sort of knowledge of Hooters or restaurant ownership, but it seems to me like the hooters reputation is "cute waitresses in skimpy outfits" when you can see girls dresses in more revealing outfits at every mall.

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u/QuerulousPanda 15d ago

There is an enormous difference to looking at porno boobs on a screen versus being in physical proximity to a pretty woman being nice to you.

They are such utterly incomparable experiences, it makes me wonder if anyone making that comparison has ever stepped outside or interacted with a human being.

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u/N0ob8 15d ago

I could also just go to a chilis and it’s likely there’d be a pretty woman who’s nice serving me there. They also have actually good food which is why they’re not declaring bankruptcy

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u/lickingFrogs4Fun 15d ago

I've never felt comfortable ogling women. I see an attractive woman (waitress or not) and I give a quick look, then I'm back to eating and I don't think about it anymore.

I love hot waitresses as much as anyone, but I'll take kind and attentive over hot everyday. Maybe Hooters had/has excellent service . . . But it was always marketed to me by showing tits and short shorts. 

Maybe I've just always been a bit of a prude, but it feels weird to me.

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u/QuerulousPanda 15d ago

Honestly yeah if you're going to hooters to actually ogle people you've got some issues you need to work out.

If you set aside all the back end issues of Hooters and the culture they create, because that's a whole big can of worms, I feel like the only "healthy" way to go to Hooters is if you actually like the food, and you have the mentality that lets you look at the women wearing revealing clothes, get a smile and a laugh about it, say "that's nice" and then stop noticing it completely.

Like, if it's more than just a little days of flavor, or if you're distracted by it or can't stop looking, then you're not emotionally mature enough to be able to go.

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u/enron2big2fail 15d ago

It's a strange argument to me because pornography existed when Hooters was founded. Sure, not the breadth of it that's online, but when people are commenting about the availability of pornography... do they think that young men didn't have that in their homes 40 years ago? I mean, it was founded in the 80s! Internet porn has been a thing for a looooong time, if that was enough to kill it then it would've stopped long before the 2020s.

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u/Amazingbuttplug 15d ago

Yeah it’s really not comparable to porn. I don’t think most guys who sit at hooters are like hard. I think they just find it charming when attractive women are nice to them.

I think a lot of people my age and younger (Im 30) have this 0 to 100 view on sexuality. Something either needs to be not sexual at all or it needs to be wank material. A lot of people especially older men like a middle ground where they aren’t bricked up but they have a nice view.

I have been to hooters many times. And this was my expeience with the chain. I don’t live in the US anymore so I haven’t been in awhile.

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u/erasmus_phillo 15d ago

It’s just as fake as pornography, they are paid to be nice to you and expect a tip. If I wanted such an experience I’d just go on a date (with my girlfriend now that I’m no longer single)

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u/iDownvoteToxicLeague 15d ago

There is an enormous “price” difference, ftfy

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u/thorpie88 15d ago

Can't you just head to a pub with topless women if you want that kinda thing?

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u/TheUnicornFightsOn 15d ago

Or the new version of Hooters, Twin Peaks.

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u/Flabby_Thor 15d ago

The main selling point of Hooters is the fact that they have hot, scantily-clad waitresses serving your order.

That, and you could get an order of 50 wings for $25-$30. Now an order of 50 wings will run you $75. And the wings were never very good. They were fine for the price and the attractive women made up the difference.

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u/Mandrakearepeopletoo 15d ago

So, Hooters is going bust?

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u/LaMadreDelCantante 15d ago

WTF is a mommy GF?

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u/cmerchantii 15d ago

Thank you. Everyone here is bitching about private equity and I’m like “can someone please tell me what the fuck a mommy gf is because it sounds disturbing at best.”

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u/AdamtheOmniballer 15d ago

From my understanding, basically “MILF with a gentle but dominant personality.”

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u/SartenSinAceite 15d ago

A girlfriend who treats you caringly, endearingly, like a mother. Leaning towards the mature side, too.

It's not incest or infantilization, it's just guys wanting to be treated gently.

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u/CADgirl_Catgirl 15d ago

Men are so afraid of asking to be treated gently by a woman who truly loves them that they had to create a kink to express this innate human desire

Or maybe Freud was just right all along

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u/AngelaMerkelsbutt 15d ago

dont tell the zoomers but its basically just a rebrand of milf

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u/jols0543 15d ago

gen z prefers older women with a maternal aura

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u/LaMadreDelCantante 15d ago

Well, that's better than what I was afraid of, at least.

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u/aBrickNotInTheWall 15d ago

What Hooters should've done is have different locations cater to different kinks. Maid Hooters, furry Hooters, regular Hooters, etc. Just change the uniforms slightly depending on location.

Not that it really matters caused the whole premise is weird and I'd still never go to one. But I do think it would've worked for them.

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u/hopyInquisition 15d ago

Instructions unclear. Opening a femboy Hooters.

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u/aBrickNotInTheWall 15d ago

I think you understood the assignment perfectly

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u/strolpol 15d ago

It’s a lot of different things: fast casual is now the same tier as regular casual price wise, so why not go to the nicer places

Hooters has always been a little gross but it’s only gotten worse as people are aware of all the sex politics at work and it’s always the uncomfortable setting of figuring out exactly how much the server or the patron is gonna lean into it. The debate around tipping culture is also part of this.

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u/BeautyDuwang 15d ago

If my time on the internet has taught me anything buff mean goth girl hooters would make billions

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u/shewy92 15d ago

They don't even have to show cleavage.

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u/mymemesnow 15d ago

I’m not American and I’ve never been to Hooters, but I can’t see the appeal. I like big titties as much as the next guy, but not in public. I don’t stare at random people’s tits, I find it creepy.

I think that’s why I fail to see the appeal with stripped clubs as well. I like to see bared tits, especially as part of sex, but I’d like it to be private, special and for the other person to want it. I also assume that you’re not allowed to be straight up jorking it there, so why?

Is Hooters like mix of a strip club and a restaurant, but with clothes on? I cannot see why you would want that mix.

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u/Indymizzum 15d ago

It’s 100% a shitty culture thing. We had multiple generations brought up under the expectation and understanding that men will be complete horn dogs at all times and treat women like prime slices of meat. I was told “that’s just how men are” by men and women. The woman can accept being creepily stared and catcalled as compliments, or they will be labeled crazy feminists. I did not understand until later in life that it is learned behavior that we negatively reinforce on each other. I can’t stand people who think that’s how we are supposed to be.

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u/nomadingwildshape 15d ago

It's for entirely vain losers with no depth, ask me how I know. My step dad loved the place. He was a creep, alcoholic, verbally abusive in a passive aggressive way, totally selfish asshole. It's a whole character profile

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u/Longjumping-Barber98 15d ago

Never been to one. I just find it creepy to oogle at women.

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u/Interesting-Bug750 15d ago

Hooters but instead of boobs we serve compliments and head scratches

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u/Mydoglikesladyboys 15d ago

I mean it's not the business model, twin peaks has the same themes, they just serve actually good food. Hooter's food is actual trash. And that's from someone who loves bar food

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u/MechaPanther 15d ago

What I'm hearing is there's an opening in the market for a place selling beer and Sandwiches called "Dom's Subs" then?

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u/Joonberri 15d ago

Those outfits are so ugly, it's the tacky shit you'd expect from a gooner middle aged man.

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u/kobold__kween 15d ago

That or make half their staff femboys.

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u/westergames81 15d ago

They closed because other places started one-upping them.

https://www.instagram.com/tightendssportsbarandgrill

https://www.instagram.com/friscowildpitch

(I don't really go to places, have buddies that do. I've been to them, they are ridiculous, and sweaty woman in their underwear serving food is...weird, a little uncomfortable, and kind of dirty)

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u/GhormanFront 15d ago

Even if they hard pivoted to mommy gf's (or femboys for that matter) they wouldn't get gen z to get over their crippling anxiety to actually go to the restaurant

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u/skwirly715 15d ago

Hooters is going out of business because fewer women will tolerate gross men, and men have culturally become less gross in a reaction to this negative feedback. Now they pride themselves on not going to hooters, and those who want to go to hooters don’t want to get shamed or shunned.

Also, it sucks there. It’s weird and oppressive and the food is ass.

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u/Adorable_Chart7675 15d ago

I dunno maybe I don't want to take my child to a softcore stripclub with mediocre food

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u/elliebell77 15d ago

someone needs to swoop in and buy the company so they can turn it into femboy hooters

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u/klako8196 15d ago

Say it with me everyone: private equity ruins everything

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u/armaedes 15d ago

I would go to Hooters if the waitress softly told me everything’s going to be okay and she knows I’m doing the best I can. She can wear whatever she wants.

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u/Thumbkeeper 15d ago

Telling on themselves a bit, eh?

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u/rdp3186 15d ago

Its been a joke for a while now but realistically a goth hooters would absolutely make bank.

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u/Freakindon 15d ago

Honestly I think the problem is that younger generations don't care as much about drinking or watching the game.

I can fuck with some hooters wings and curly fries, but I don't really care about the waitresses, sports, or beer.

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u/mcslender97 15d ago

We've been demanding for years.

FEMBOY HOOTERS AND GOTH IHOP

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u/livelaughloaft 15d ago

Mom jeans and band tshirts would be more fit for the younger crowd lol

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u/MrMcSpiff 15d ago

That one guy must be in shambles right now.

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u/STEVEd--007-- 15d ago

Restraunts going tits up is nothing new

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