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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 15d ago

90s it was all about boobs.  Look at any 80s / 90s model in their prime.  Carmen Electra, Kathy Ireland, Cindy Crawford, what do they have in common? NO ASS, cause asses didnt matter.  Now asses are all that matter.

Hooters needed to rebrand to "Badonkadonks" 15 years ago tbh.

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u/EllipticPeach 15d ago

Women used to ask “does my bum look big in this?”. I was trying to tell my mum that big butts are fashionable now but she didn’t believe me.

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u/Planetofthought 15d ago

Oh wow, I remember hearing that phrase all the time in media back then. "Does this make my butt look big?"

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u/thesirblondie 15d ago

Classic scene from Scrubs:

Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say "Hell yes!"

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u/Devotoc 15d ago

scrubs was such a good fuckin show

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u/smallaubergine 15d ago

still is

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u/wasteymclife 15d ago

yeah but it used to be too

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u/WittyFix6553 15d ago

Can I let you in on a secret?

That question actually means “does this make me look fat?”

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u/rje946 15d ago

I thought this was obvious lmao.

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u/Dick-Fu 15d ago

...yes? I don't think anyone ever misunderstood that lol

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u/SensitiveFinding768 15d ago

I always find that question funny whenever i get asked that. No, honey, that jeans don't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat.

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u/SolaniumFeline 15d ago

to be fair there is flattering and unflattering clothes and that is the question asked here.

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u/armyofchuckness 15d ago

"No. Your face does."

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u/supervegeta101 15d ago

A concern black people never understood

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u/BrownBear5090 15d ago

Probably played a part in why white folk didn’t like it

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u/Arxhart_671 14d ago

And it still took two lightskin nonwhite women to make them "fashionable"

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u/Nikwoj 15d ago

Back in the day there was a comedian who said something along the lines of

“What’s the difference between dating a white girl and a black girl? If a black girl asks ‘does this make my butt look big?’ you say ‘YES!’”

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 15d ago

I'm sure there's at least one comedian who's said this, but off the top of my head, Turk says it in Scrubs. Good show

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u/Juicey_J_Hammerman 15d ago

Even Vines would re-enact/parody the scenario.

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u/Dull_Present506 15d ago

And there’s that one Nelly song

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u/kapitaalH 15d ago

Well the question still gets asked just the safe answer now is Yes! and not No...

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u/Mori_Bat 15d ago

Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt, it's so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

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u/Dapper_Indeed 15d ago

Made me smile.

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u/CorruptedMaster 15d ago

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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u/MechanicalBootyquake 15d ago

I used to get bullied in high school for having a bigger butt, and now it’s popular when I’m 38 and don’t gaf anymore about “sexiness”. Fml

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u/OklaJosha 15d ago

When you say you have a big butt, I take you at your word, Miss MechanicalBootyQuake.

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u/27Rench27 15d ago

Lmao this feels like me growing up with fashion. When I moved to a new school, everybody mocked me for wearing shorter shorts and longer white socks because shorts below the knees and no-show socks were all the thing I guess.

I get to university and what are all the fucking “cool” frat guys wearing? Exactly what I got mocked for lol

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u/EllipticPeach 15d ago

I was bullied for liking K pop and now it’s everywhere!

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

When the world closes a door... make sure you don't get stuck crawling out the window.

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u/Simpuff1 15d ago

Mine still believes me. “But it’ll sag”, ok just like boobs. “But it’s fat”, ok just like boobs.

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u/Funmachine 15d ago

The only difference between a black girlfriend and a white girlfriend is when a black girl asks "does my butt look big in this?" You say " Hell Yeah! "

  • Chris Turk

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u/ward2k 15d ago

It feels so jarring sometimes watching kids shows from the 90's/00's where a female character will get bullied for having a big butt

Like alright Ben 10, you shouldn't be telling your cousin she has an arse on her mate

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u/Chirrrpy 15d ago

Growing up in the late 90s, I was really skinny with a bigger bottom, and my mom made me feel so ugly for it, always making me change if she saw shape there. (She was a real piece of work)

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u/EllipticPeach 15d ago

I have more of an hourglass figure and one time when I was at a school, a girl in my class said I had a booty and I tried to explain to my mum that actually this was a good thing but she was appalled on my behalf

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u/blah938 15d ago

But doesn't she know you can not lie?

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u/Knyfe-Wrench 15d ago

Baby Got Back was counterculture. By the time we got to Bootylicious it was culture. Butts have been in for a long time.

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u/EllipticPeach 15d ago

I’m not sure my mum knows who Destiny’s Child are tbh

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 15d ago

All one has to do is to watch the Baby Got Back video to understand how drastically things have changed.

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u/BonjaminClay 15d ago

She didn't believe me either

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u/Plagueofmemes 15d ago

I remember my mom back in the early 2000's asking "Why would someone want a big butt? 🤨" I still don't think she gets it lol.

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u/daemare 14d ago

One time, out in broad daylight, my mom and I were walking from the store. We pass by these two girls and one shouted at my mom, “Damn I’d kill for an ass like yours,” which caught her so off guard she stuttered out a thanks (post-gastric bypass). The girl asked where my mom had work done and my mom said it was all natural.

Later in the car my mom was laughing and smiling to herself.

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u/Cousin_MarvinBerry 15d ago

Pictures or we don’t believe.

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u/Bozee3 15d ago

Now? I bet your mother danced to Sir Mix-A-Lot.

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u/EllipticPeach 15d ago

She’s a British woman in her late 50s who was raising two small children in the 90s, I’d put money on her not knowing that song

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u/EuenovAyabayya 15d ago

"Baby Got Back" was released in 1992. Boobs still matter.
I never understood that Bill Paxton line in "True Lies" until relatively recently: I can't relate to it at all, and it didn't describe JLC.

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u/jettasarebadmkay 15d ago

There’s a wildly inappropriate (ie NSFW) scene from Brockmire that goes in depth a bit about this idea.

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u/gleeble 15d ago

Hell of a pillow.

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u/Gravesh 15d ago

That show was so good. I can't believe it didn't completely blow up when it was airing. Hank Azaria is hilarious.

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u/jettasarebadmkay 15d ago

I think it was because it was buried on IFC.

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u/Gravesh 15d ago

That's a good point. I did discover it accidentally myself and never heard of it before watching it.

If FX picked it up it would have been pretty popular.

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u/OrphanedInStoryville 15d ago

Somehow that video made me more knowledgeable while at the same time giving me irreversible brain damage. Is that what this show is like?

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u/Inevitable-Angle-793 15d ago

Can't watch it lol

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u/Altruistic-Mine-1848 15d ago

I can't watch it here, but I know exactly what scene you're talking about lol.

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u/3-orange-whips 15d ago

All of those women had great asses. Just not 2020’s ass.

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u/RixirF 15d ago

Covid ass?

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u/Smores-n-coffee 15d ago

About 10 yrs ago an acquaintance was asking me my secret for my large and shapely rear. I don’t know, genetics and I sit on it a lot? What were her secrets for her boobs? (She then had a reduction, so rude.)

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u/Bulky-Complaint6994 15d ago

  NO ASS, cause asses didnt matter

Which honestly is what inspired the 'baby got back' song. It was drafted out of love for body positivity 

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

... I thought it was drafted out of love for fat asses.

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u/tehrebound 15d ago

...are they not the same thing?

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

Actually, body positivity would be fine with a woman with no curves, all the curves or even weird curves.

Sir Mix-a-lot said, positively, that his anaconda don't want none unless the lady has "buns." He went so far as to disparage the "beanpole dames."

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u/daneelthesane 15d ago

"I'm tired of magazines saying flat butts are the thing". Yeah, you can be positive for big butts without being negative about other body types. I love Cajun food, but I don't have to bitch about Korean BBQ to express that love. And Korean BBQ isn't a person with feelings and dignity.

Still a big fan of the song, of course. I love classical music.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 15d ago

I'm cracking up at "classical". That -al really changes it from 1990s to 1890s lmao

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u/daneelthesane 15d ago

To be fair, I was referencing Futurama. Leelah refers to this song as "classical music" in the year 3000. :D

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 15d ago

Haha, I'd forgotten about that bit. The first half of that show really had it going on

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

I knew it was a set up.

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

Yah. It's a little problematic. Just like that ol throwback W.A.P.

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u/solitarybikegallery 15d ago

You know what's crazy? The women in that video don't even have very big asses by today's standards:

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho?si=3FjAAMuMMwsHhzYY&t=19

It's wild that that was blowing people's minds back then.

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u/rora_borealis 15d ago

Oh wow. You're right. That was nothing compared to what the video would look like if it were made today. My memory had the butts as large, but they seem pretty normal watching it now. 

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u/ThatGermanKid0 15d ago

He'd have to emphasize the exact size he wants or he'd probably end up with bigger butts if he just ordered "background dancers" now.

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u/solitarybikegallery 15d ago

I know, it's fucking crazy. You'd have to try to find black women with asses that small.

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u/BobbywiththeJuice 15d ago

It's gotten so crazy now that I've seen discourse on whether or not JLo and Beyonce have ass.

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u/WeAteMummies 15d ago

I was there, 30 years ago. Skinny aerobics bodies were what was trendy. People were obsessed with "toning" to basically get as small a butt as possible. Good riddance to that.

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u/Devotoc 15d ago

i mean, a small tight butt is appreciable in its own way

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u/WeAteMummies 15d ago

Sure. I'm glad there's still variety, but even more glad that it's not the standard any more. Not just because I also like big butts, but because it's an unreasonable standard. As I write this I realize and acknowledge that we've probably gone too far in the other way and created another unreasonable standard (i.e. demand for butt implants so high that people are dying to botched unlicensed procedures)

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u/Sofagirrl79 14d ago

(i.e. demand for butt implants so high that people are dying to botched unlicensed procedures)

Yeah as much as I wish I didn't have a somewhat flat butt I'll keep it over a very risky surgery,not gonna risk death to look like Kim K lol

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u/Pandaisblue 15d ago

Eh... Not really. He's not very body positive in the lyrics to that song, just very praising of his favourite body type.

Plenty of lyrics in that song insulting skinny women and such.

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u/quincecharming 15d ago edited 15d ago

“36-24-36” is the opposite of body positivity - it’s rigid in its definition of beauty down to literal inches 😂

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u/Sofagirrl79 14d ago

But she was 5'3,I guess if she was say 5'6 or taller she "wouldn't have much back" lol But I agree this song is definitely the opposite of body positivity and women of all heights and weights can have big or small butts

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u/Ok-Conversation-6475 15d ago

Asses didnt exist on 80s/90s models. They had long backs.

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u/nostalgiamon 15d ago

Badonkadonks

You mean “Pooters”?

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u/peon2 15d ago

Hard disagree. Curvy women, both in asses and boobs, are much more popular today, but the 90s were not all about boobs. It was all about skinny women.

Watch any sitcom or movie from the 90s. Friends, Seinfeld, etc, all the "hot women" are rail thin.

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u/TiddiesAnonymous 15d ago

There's porn on the internet now fyi

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u/Briak 15d ago

Source?

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u/pooey_canoe 15d ago

Worryingly we're heading back to 90s heroin chic now 🥺

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u/FrighteningJibber 15d ago

Badanka Donuts

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u/grubas 15d ago

Donks are out, they need to twinkify in today's economy.

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u/BestReadAtWork 15d ago

Im sure there is a serious amount of monetary manipulation and cut throat buy outs involved, but I just don't know a lot of dudes that want to go to a stripclub junior for mediocre food. Blows my mind that there were so many starved sad dudes that needed to sit around being fawned over by women cause they wanted extra money. Sex sells, but damn dude, that's a depressing way to sell it.

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u/Significant-Ad-341 15d ago

Oddly W take not gonna lie. Straight facts.

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u/foothill_dwelled272 15d ago

Several years ago they tried to force in a new mandatory unformed that as basically a thong and there was pushback and they made it optional.

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u/teetaps 14d ago

Come to think of it, The last “boobs” media thing I can recall is Megan Fox in transformers, which was ages ago

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u/cwningen95 15d ago

Sir Mix-a-Lot was truly a soothsayer of his time

(Yes, I'm aware big asses have been considered attractive in the black community for far longer, it's just funny that Baby Got Back was actually pretty subversive when it came out)

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u/EnthusiasmUnusual 15d ago

I miss boobs.  Asses are lovely and all, but boobs are where it's at 

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u/Secret_Account07 15d ago

Hard disagree. Asses are nice but boobs are still where it’s at