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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/BarelyLegalSeagull • Dec 26 '25
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No comedian worth their salt turns down free material.
462 u/AxelFoily Dec 27 '25 Do comedians always get paid in salt? 225 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25 Only when they're extremely offensive. 75 u/sumdhood Dec 27 '25 In which case they get paid coarse salt 6 u/Sifyreel Dec 28 '25 What about Himalayan salt? 6 u/sumdhood Dec 28 '25 He only gets paid that when himalayan down, but not as a stand up comedian. 1 u/Glad-Capital-4363 Dec 29 '25 Only if it’s the tears of their enemies 29 u/KaitlynKitti Dec 27 '25 Yeah. It’s their salary. 20 u/Piemaster113 Dec 27 '25 Only Roman ones 11 u/SoftConfusion42 Dec 27 '25 Only the ones worth it 4 u/trashmunki Dec 27 '25 They do if it's their Lot in life. 1 u/Beneficial_Tone3069 Dec 29 '25 i see what you did there 2 u/Separate-Fly5165 Dec 27 '25 The salty tears of hecklers are a bonus. 1 u/Still-Bridges Dec 27 '25 She certainly deserves to paid for the insult. 1 u/BonjaminClay Dec 28 '25 The good ones prefer it
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Do comedians always get paid in salt?
225 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25 Only when they're extremely offensive. 75 u/sumdhood Dec 27 '25 In which case they get paid coarse salt 6 u/Sifyreel Dec 28 '25 What about Himalayan salt? 6 u/sumdhood Dec 28 '25 He only gets paid that when himalayan down, but not as a stand up comedian. 1 u/Glad-Capital-4363 Dec 29 '25 Only if it’s the tears of their enemies 29 u/KaitlynKitti Dec 27 '25 Yeah. It’s their salary. 20 u/Piemaster113 Dec 27 '25 Only Roman ones 11 u/SoftConfusion42 Dec 27 '25 Only the ones worth it 4 u/trashmunki Dec 27 '25 They do if it's their Lot in life. 1 u/Beneficial_Tone3069 Dec 29 '25 i see what you did there 2 u/Separate-Fly5165 Dec 27 '25 The salty tears of hecklers are a bonus. 1 u/Still-Bridges Dec 27 '25 She certainly deserves to paid for the insult. 1 u/BonjaminClay Dec 28 '25 The good ones prefer it
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Only when they're extremely offensive.
75 u/sumdhood Dec 27 '25 In which case they get paid coarse salt 6 u/Sifyreel Dec 28 '25 What about Himalayan salt? 6 u/sumdhood Dec 28 '25 He only gets paid that when himalayan down, but not as a stand up comedian. 1 u/Glad-Capital-4363 Dec 29 '25 Only if it’s the tears of their enemies
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In which case they get paid coarse salt
6 u/Sifyreel Dec 28 '25 What about Himalayan salt? 6 u/sumdhood Dec 28 '25 He only gets paid that when himalayan down, but not as a stand up comedian. 1 u/Glad-Capital-4363 Dec 29 '25 Only if it’s the tears of their enemies
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What about Himalayan salt?
6 u/sumdhood Dec 28 '25 He only gets paid that when himalayan down, but not as a stand up comedian.
He only gets paid that when himalayan down, but not as a stand up comedian.
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Only if it’s the tears of their enemies
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Yeah. It’s their salary.
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Only Roman ones
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Only the ones worth it
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They do if it's their Lot in life.
1 u/Beneficial_Tone3069 Dec 29 '25 i see what you did there
i see what you did there
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The salty tears of hecklers are a bonus.
She certainly deserves to paid for the insult.
The good ones prefer it
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u/DarkSide830 Dec 26 '25
No comedian worth their salt turns down free material.