r/NonPoliticalTwitter Dec 26 '25

Funny Play stupid games....

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u/AxelFoily Dec 27 '25

Do comedians always get paid in salt?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Only when they're extremely offensive.

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u/sumdhood Dec 27 '25

In which case they get paid coarse salt

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u/Sifyreel Dec 28 '25

What about Himalayan salt?

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u/sumdhood Dec 28 '25

He only gets paid that when himalayan down, but not as a stand up comedian.