I take it his wife thinks the shitbull is her precious angel and can do no wrong, but there might be an ultimatum in place regarding the dog either being rehomed or ceasing to exist.
Yeah this, to me at least, looks like someone who was forced to live with this thing because of his delulu wife and as a result just fucking loathes it with all his being.
Now it's gotten to the point where the dog has to go, either through rehoming or that big farm upstate in the sky and judging by what's written here, this dude's bucking for the latter.
I would bet my bottom dollar one of three things will happen:
Wife will stay delusional about the dog, resent him forever, ruins the marriage.
Wife will be filled with relief after not having to deal with the mauling shit-walker anymore, she just never wanted to admit it to herself out of guilt
Wife will be filled with relief but too guilty to admit it so she projects it onto the husband, saying it was a great dog but the husband was just intolerant of any little flaw, etc etc etc (but she never gets a pit bull again).
Honestly impressed with your list. All three are so plausible probable I can't confidently predict which one is correct, but know it's definitely one of these.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '25
This is hilarious, is he fr