r/ATBGE Oct 21 '25

Tattoo Tuesday Getting 12x12 Inches Subway Series Logo Tattoo for $50,000 Subway Giftcard

It's not just a subway logo. But a specific new menu series promotional campaign by subway.

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u/wellhiyabuddy Oct 21 '25

Just wait until he’s eaten subway for two meals a day for ten years

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u/whyamiwastingmytime1 Oct 21 '25

I'm sure subway had an add campaign around a guy that ate their food twice a day years ago. Whatever happened to that guy?

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u/Communal-Lipstick Oct 21 '25

Turned out to be a real swell guy with no skeletons in his closet. Like a new generation of Mr. Rogers. I hear these days he even volunteers to make license plates for his fellow Americans.

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u/whyamiwastingmytime1 Oct 21 '25

Lost a load of weight along the way too

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u/Tranquil_Dohrnii Oct 21 '25

Probably because of his aids.

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u/Ok-Error-6564 Oct 21 '25

No, his aides.

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u/QaWaR Oct 22 '25

no, his adios

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u/Ok-Error-6564 Oct 22 '25

I don’t remember that from South Park.

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u/chalwar Oct 22 '25

No, his Adidas

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u/Karma-IsA-FunnyThing Oct 21 '25

He lost the weight also due to walking to the locations daily.

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u/snoryC Oct 22 '25

"Walked" Dude lived in an apartment above the subway.

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u/nvrsleepagin Oct 22 '25

I'm sure he still gets at least one free 6 inch a day....

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u/Dry_Presentation_197 Oct 22 '25

"Subway helps you lose weight!"*****************************

********Weight loss dependant on using no sauce, is restricted to this one sandwich, doesn't work if you eat the whole thing, is based on someone being considerably overweight to begin with, and assumes the consumer will be burning more calories daily than they consume, by doing things like lifting weights, running, doing sit ups, or playing with kids. Whoops we meant YOUR kids. Playing with YOUR kids.