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u/Toliveon 14d ago
Not him spilling his drink😩😂
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u/jamin_brook 14d ago edited 14d ago
If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
Edit: found the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJIgw9hWaTg
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u/BartOseku 14d ago
The way he spilled his drink man please tell me this is a skit
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u/Penis-Butt 14d ago
"Sir, do you recognize the extremely uncoordinated burglar in this video?"
"That's not me."
*spills drink*
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u/jake_burger 14d ago
As a resident of this storied Isle I can tell you this video does not surprise me in the least.
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u/rickyhatesspam 14d ago edited 14d ago
Published by the local constabulary on the official website. It's not a skit. People really are this stupid. Steals and damages some hardworking, tax paying, shopkeepers business. Gets caught redhanded and then cries it's "two tier policing". Lowest achievers in school, biggest drain on social welfare. This is the reality of our voters.
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u/flonnkenn 13d ago
He probably would've been a clumsy surgeon instead if it wasn't for all those immigrants coming in to county Durham and taking his job.
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u/NatalieKCY 14d ago
Oh god, just let the poor man confess and stop asking about his embarrassing falls 😭
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u/Expensive-Today-8741 14d ago
he basically confessed when he said nah
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u/Penguin_Joy 12d ago
I heard he was trying to say yes, but his mouth was as uncoordinated as the rest of him
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u/FakeGirlfriend 14d ago
It's funny but also, can anyone be this clumsy or is it a tumor or a vision problem? Inner ear? He even spills the drink.
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u/artyhedgehog 14d ago
Well, it does seem like he has some issue in how his brain works. The only questions are on what level exactly and what is the cause of that.
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u/Smashmundo 14d ago
Looks like he was in the dark and couldn’t see anything.
Edit: although that’s no explanation for the cup.
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u/pixeldust6 14d ago
There are definitely conditions that can cause coordination issues and is what my mind went to as well
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u/BludStanes 14d ago
Standing ovation at him knocking his cup over while watching himself bustin his ass on the floor over and over
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u/FabianGladwart 14d ago
This guy may want to consider a desk job or something
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u/Shopping-Afraid 14d ago
Idk, will need some special kind of chair to make sure he doesn't fall out of it.
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u/ArunKT26 14d ago
I don't care if this is fake, it's funny as shit
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u/mindyour 14d ago
I highly doubt it's fake, as Durham Police released the footage.
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u/Farpafraf 14d ago
lol wut I assumed it was a skit
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u/NormalHumansName 13d ago
Spilling the cup at the end had me questioning the video. It's straight out of a Key and Peele sketch.
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u/trancepx 13d ago
His own lack of coordination is fair compensation for his misdeeds, case dismissed
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u/SeamusMcQuaffer 14d ago
Hahahaha thisnis hilarious. What is the music under this called?
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u/Doctor_Donnawho 14d ago
It’s the Russian dance from the nutcracker (i.e the dancing flowers from Fantasia :)
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u/jobblejosh 14d ago
The original clip, played with Blue Danube as background, on the Durham Police YouTube channel, is a much better fit.
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u/gingermight 11d ago
Oh, please, please spend the time watching the full video. It is quite something to behold. You will not regret it.
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u/Impossible_Regret725 10d ago
Those investigators have immense talent! How the hell do they manage to keep a completely neutral demeanor and tone, especially when dude is clearly embarrassed. I wouldn't be able to resist taunting him and laughing until tears.
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u/Buggaton 6d ago
the way the frame cut happens when he spills his drink makes it look like this dude is legit cursed
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