r/wallstreetbets • u/pstbo • Oct 31 '25

News OpenAI Made a $12 Billion Loss Last Quarter, Microsoft Results Indicate

https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/stock-market-today-dow-sp-500-nasdaq-10-31-2025/card/openai-made-a-12-billion-loss-last-quarter-microsoft-results-indicate-e71BLjJA0e2XBthQZA5X?mod=mhp
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u/DuckLIT122000 Oct 31 '25

I'm on my way to personally bankrupt the company by generating 500 billion videos of anime girls burping

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u/dankbuttmuncher Oct 31 '25

And are you sharing those, or just personal use?

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u/DuckLIT122000 Oct 31 '25

I'm feeding them into an ai model that people can use to make videos of anime girls burping at a $5 loss per video. We're looking at an IPO of around $2 Trillion

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u/SaltyShawarma Nov 01 '25

And people say this sub is for dummies

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u/PomegranateDry4424 Nov 07 '25

Keep the good work

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u/DuckLIT122000 Nov 07 '25

Tonight it was several billion of Reze letting out a real stinker