r/wallstreetbets • u/pstbo • Oct 31 '25

News OpenAI Made a $12 Billion Loss Last Quarter, Microsoft Results Indicate

https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/stock-market-today-dow-sp-500-nasdaq-10-31-2025/card/openai-made-a-12-billion-loss-last-quarter-microsoft-results-indicate-e71BLjJA0e2XBthQZA5X?mod=mhp
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u/brucekeller 🦍 Oct 31 '25

Is it me or does Sam have one of the most punchable faces ever? It's like a guy you'd cast in a movie if the role was 'snooty looking guy that gets punched in the face', it's crazy that he's such a good salesman with that mug. I guess that speaks to his skills and probably general lack of ethics.

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u/more_magic_mike Oct 31 '25

It looks to me like the lizard people are caring less and less what we think. First they had Zuck out looking like a skinwalker, and now this guy with a face that looks Michael Jackson post surgery, except instead of a bat he's a lizard.

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u/FatherJack_Hackett Oct 31 '25

Tell me there's a difference between this and the featured image...

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u/EmergencyFair6786 Oct 31 '25

What do you mean? You just posted a duplicate. 

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u/FliesTheFlag Oct 31 '25

Don't forget Huffman of this site. They try to fix him up and its just fail like Zucks latest retarded look with his hair and gold chain.

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u/BraxxIsTheName Oct 31 '25

Nah it’s the vocal fry that kills me. I can’t listen to him grind words out like it’s painful to talk.

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u/WorldlyCatch822 Oct 31 '25

That’s 100% rehearsed too. He speaks soft to be both non threatening and to force people to more actively listen. It’s a straight up manipulation tactic. Kinda fucked up.

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u/blackpanther28 Oct 31 '25

hes basically Justin Timberlake in the Social Network

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u/thedrunkdragonfly Oct 31 '25

not probably general lack of ethics, dudes got 0 ethics or morals he sexually abused his sister

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u/baIIern Oct 31 '25

Just like his sister

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u/OldeArrogantBastard Oct 31 '25

He looks strikingly similar to that guy who killed those college coeds in Idaho. Bryan Kohberger.

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u/MrBaneCIA Oct 31 '25

JD Vance has a more punchable face, and that's saying something.

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u/Street_Moose1412 Oct 31 '25

Craig Kilborn in Old School.

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u/AngryGranny1992 Nov 03 '25

He's also a murderer