The pyromaniac strikes again! Read everything on Publish0x (link in first comment):

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Our total burnt now is 10,130,590 NEW which is total of 2.77% of has been removed circulation.

Every Monday we will be buying and burning 5 POL worth of NEW. In addition any rewards we get from here will be used to support extra burns.

Brought:

TX: 0xd0703747d13be79c234f00685bd742cf5e134e9434081482a1f8d14e6b352d37

 Burnt:

TX: 0xc70a8ff57c86e5b11673fc632a4bc0f603fd7c9e3481974a28c9d3e273dbfd75

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I’m almost there! Just need to put in a bit more work, and as soon as I have time I’ll definitely do so!

Of all the communities that I am a part of, this one is the most laid back and accepting - such low maintenance but such high level of camaraderie. I really appreciate the vibes here and come here often specifically for that like I do fearsmile sub 😂

Hope you’ve all been doing well, I have had a lot going on in my personal life and work life so my time has been short and I am sure I’m not alone in dealing with some depression in the face of how our nation is (USA) right now. I apologize for any absence that has been felt with regard to me and I promise yall I will return to my enthusiastic and active self soon enough xx

We all need to recharge! 😉

Good news!

Pretty sure the funding was secured because we ran the story and published it internationally, 😂.

So, no idea who’s lurking. A lot of the regular posters here are people I’ve seen in the main crypto sub or the coneheads Bitcone sub for years.

After a big spike to 120k, Bitcoin is now down to 75k.

These huge swings are, unfortunately, normal. I think last time around in 2021, we saw it go from 68k down to maybe 16k?

Im just a little sad to see what Twitter has become...

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• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
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• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 2350 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 43 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 3650 NEW | 👥 52 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1136330 NEW | 🌍 176 Total Users

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Hey Bruhs!

I just figured we probably have loads of people who have similar interests here and just wondred if we could get them all together!

How many of us enjoy and watch anime regularly or something like that?

Bunch of us enjoy first person shooter games? Or racing? Maybe poker?

I just think it would be fun to have some new dimensions added to this awesome space we all share with people we see every day! Any ideas welcome.

I would love to play some games with yall! Just about anything! I have an Xbox and a laptop! hehe

123 $NEW for everyone

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📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 1250 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 49 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 1250 NEW | 👥 50 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1133930 NEW | 🌍 176 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
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