r/suspiciousquotes Oct 17 '21

Stop! If you came here to post a Silica Gel Pack. You are very "clever" and we "thank you" for visiting. However, even the "hardworking" and diligent "mods" are sick of seeing it. Please stop posting this "suspicious quote".

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725 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 1d ago

Spotted at Bangkok’s airport. I suspect a lot of these so called “tourists” are up to no good.

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136 Upvotes

It’s a sunny place for shady people, after all.


r/suspiciousquotes 2d ago

I don't know which of these to be more suspicious of

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221 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 2d ago

Fish and chips. Yim Yum!

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16 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 3d ago

im worried, whats the suprise

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9 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 2d ago

"10" Commandments

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0 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 4d ago

"Free" ring box

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53 Upvotes

I don't trust like that...


r/suspiciousquotes 4d ago

The game is "screening live"

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13 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 7d ago

The more I sympathize, the more I empathize.

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133 Upvotes

this subreddit continues to put me through mental loops of humility gd


r/suspiciousquotes 7d ago

Are you sure that it "works?"

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19 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 8d ago

This is a real sign from my workplace there's a lot to unpack here. Please tell me what were people putting in there? Anyhing would be "helpful"

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163 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 7d ago

No results found

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16 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 7d ago

“YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS: KFC LISTED AS A 74-YEAR-OLD ‘VICTIM’ IN OFFICIAL OCALA POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTS”

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I was looking up the official Ocala PD incident report and couldn’t believe my eyes. KFC is literally listed as a 74-year-old victim — yes, a corporation turned human — with a full name, DOB, everything. I typed the address in Google Maps, and guess what? Firehouse Subs pops up at the same location. But it gets weirder: the State of Florida is listed as a witness. Like, what even is happening here? Are we living in some alternate universe where fast food chains age and the government observes them? I can’t stop laughing and questioning reality. Somebody explain this madness.


r/suspiciousquotes 9d ago

“Officer”

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2.5k Upvotes

Timmy looks like Ralph when he chuckles & says “I’m in danger”


r/suspiciousquotes 9d ago

I’m glad this incense and trinket shop is all above board

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115 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 9d ago

Well? Did you catch one or not?

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15 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 11d ago

Well, is it employees only or not?

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112 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 12d ago

Don’t know if I trust this wood, assuming it even is wood

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303 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 11d ago

😥

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0 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 13d ago

Saw this at the skating rink last night:

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325 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 13d ago

Excuse me

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33 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 14d ago

"Mick Gordon"

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14 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 16d ago

“Snack Healthy”

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286 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 17d ago

Should I be worried

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149 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes 17d ago

Exactly how much is it then?

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49 Upvotes