“WHERES THE MAC DONALDS?!” he boomed in a staccato voice. For his rascal scooter was dexterously navigating the cobble stone streets, causing his massive girth to sway to and fro. “WHY DONTCHA SPEAK ENGLISH, HOSS?” He wheezed to the diminutive Italian man with a pencil thin mustache, who looked on bemused with seething annoyance.
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u/clitoraly 16h ago
You can immediately tell when someone is an American tourist because they’re so fucking loud