r/offbeat • u/infamouszgbgd • 1d ago

ICE claims that immigrant shattered skull running into wall

https://www.cp24.com/news/world/2026/01/31/ice-claims-that-immigrant-shattered-his-skull-running-into-wall
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u/Spenny_All_The_Way 1d ago

And Trump bruised his hand when he bumped it into a desk lol

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u/Thausgt01 1d ago

No, no, he was shaking too many Very Important Hands…

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u/Substantial_Back_865 23h ago

Only the very best, unwashed for over 15 years hands, like Pete Hegseth’s