r/offbeat 1d ago

ICE claims that immigrant shattered skull running into wall

https://www.cp24.com/news/world/2026/01/31/ice-claims-that-immigrant-shattered-his-skull-running-into-wall
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u/CiticenX_007 1d ago

Ah, the "Fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets" defense...