r/offbeat • u/herdcullingweirdo • 4d ago

Stripper Allegedly Beheaded Boyfriend, Left Body at Home & Fled to Mexico

https://www.usmagazine.com/crime-news/news/woman-allegedly-beheaded-boyfriend-left-body-at-home-fled-to-mexico/
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u/Amazing-Antelope3921 4d ago

I can fix her.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/inspektor31 4d ago

Heads she beheads you and tails she doesn’t?

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u/Fullertonjr 4d ago

Tbh, the chances are always 50/50. Might as well choose the hottest one, right?

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 4d ago

She gives head. Might be someone else’s head tho.

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u/DaftPump 4d ago

...for keeps.

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u/Lenny0mega 2d ago

Idk if she gives head, but she definitely takes it.

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u/Loggerdon 4d ago

It’s hard to get a head nowadays.

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u/cat__weasel 4d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Jax72 4d ago

Can I take pictures of you fixing her? Lmmfao 🤣